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I don't want to die damn it!

-Cliche reincarnation novel? Sweet! Let me review that!
-I've only watched a few anime shows myself, FMA:B being my favorite. 
-Yeah! Your roof, your rules!
-Oh dear. Tsk tsk tsk!
-Run, Forrest, run!
-Middle of the road?? Honk honk!!
-Grab a number, mom, I'm going to work!
-Uh oh...la chancla..
-Yeah...that book she read was cursed...
-I wouldn't be surprised if that was one of my last thoughts...
-"Oh no, this is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?"
-It's Duel all over again...
-Oh! Will she reincarnate? 

I am not a isekai protagonist so why is it me who is going to be beaten up

-Oh no, she's in the void.
-Oh, really, Columbo? Is that what this is? I thought I rubbed my eyes for too long.
-I wouldn't say happy...I'm missing my fettuccine Alfredo! 
-Um, yes, I'd like to speak to your manager? 
-Excuse me, I am no one's puppet!
-Ooh! There are mints on the pillows!
-....huh?? Please tell me I'm not cleaning any toilets today, I just came back from the dead.
-Wow! These people are so rich, even the maids have maids! This guy's got shoes!
-If I'm a maid, wouldn't I be dusting away the footsteps?
-So she's in the novel she read? I knew the book was cursed...
-This reminds me of Teen Beach movie, where they get sucked into the movie and have to play the script out.
-It opens with blood? Is this Tom Riddle's Horcrux diary or what?
-Who wrote this reincarnation novel? I just about performed a spell with that entry. 
-Servant thugs? Beating up other servants??
-Of course! Living in a soap opera, even the extras are hot!

Characters

-So you're the one who left the mints on the pillows! Now for a foot rub!
-Woah, who's Ketchup Head?

Final Review

An interesting tale. I've never read another story like it, the reincarnation idea is pretty cool. Keep writing, this will be a unique tale! At least to me, as I don't read many anime stories.