The thoughts look like: things

Grace turned to door knob and entered the
abandoned mansion. The old floor boards creaked under her foot making her more paranoid. Why did I agree to this‽ This is so not worth 5 bucks! She heard a chuckle and immediately yeeted herself backwards.

"Who was that‽" She could barely see though the blanket. She heard whispering and decided to listen but was only about to make out "I'll invite the ghost for dinner." Am I the ghost? Do they think I'm a real ghost? All of a sudden she felt a hand on her shoulder. "Hello ghost would you like to join us for dinner‽" She nodded quietly. The man helped her to the dinning room.

The room was nicely furnished and lit. This mansion was supposed to be abandoned right? She stood there for a few seconds before she was yeeted into a chair. Beetlejuice and Darkiplier were sitting at the other side of the table.

"Ghost what if your name and how did you die‽" Dark said with a curious expression. Grace decided to ignore the question entirely. Dark was sad because Dark just wanted to make a friend.

"So here the tea: I'm gonna need a favor for you." Beetlejuice began. "I'm gonna need you to say my name 3 times so that I can appear."

"What do you mean appear?"

"Well I'm not actually here... I'm a hologram. I'm stuck a prison." Beetlejuice whined and started to cry. Dark and Grace sat for 2 minutes watching Beetlejuice cry hysterically. "THATS ENOUGH!" Dark yelled finally snapping after only 2 minutes.

"Why can't Dark do it?"

"I can't."

"Why?" Grace crosses her arms underneath the sheet. 

"I just can't!"

"You're gonna have to give me a reason." Grace said as she leaned back against the chair.

"Well the sun is shinning ... and my back is aching.

"Fine I'll do it! Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" All of a sudden Keanu Reeves in a Shrek costume appeared. I looked over at hologram Beetlejuice who was beginning to cry again. "IT DIDNT WORK!" Beetlejuice sobbed loudly.

Keanu Reeved looked around and then back at Grace. "How did I get here? I was at a costume party hosted by Gordon Ramsay."

I am so sorry my brain couldn't words when I wrote this