A/N: Poison Ivy and Boromir meet. For some reason, Poison Ivy doesn't want him to kiss her.

POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING!

BOROMIR'S POV

"Come on, guys. We have to find the ring!" I shouted. Frodo and Sam reluctantly followed me while Merry and Pippin skipped happily along. Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli were in the back, waiting to attack anything that came in our way.

"The ring is inside of this cave," a voice to the left of us said. We immediately whipped around to face her. She was the most beautiful woman we'd ever seen. She seductively blew dust on all of our faces. Normally, that would've bugged me, but all I could think about was kissing her.

"My name is Ivy. I will let you into this cave to find the ring if you'll just give me a kiss. Each of you," she told us.

"Dibs!" Merry shouted before sprinting up to Ivy. He kissed her on the lips before falling down to the ground.

"Don't worry, he's just fainted. He's never experienced such a fiery, passionate kiss," Ivy claimed with a seductive grin. "Who's next?"

Pippin ran over to Ivy and kissed her. So did Gimli, Frodo, and Sam. Each of them fell to the ground as well.

And more than anything, I wanted to know what it was like for myself.

I hurried towards Ivy, but she pushed me away. "You last," she said.

Legolas kissed her, and then fell to the ground. Aragorn stepped up, but right before their lips touched, he pulled away.

"Something about this feels... wrong," Aragorn whispered.

"Do you want to get the ring or not?" Ivy asked in a hushed voice. Aragorn sighed but leaned in and kissed her, making her swoon before he fainted.

"Wow, that was a good one," she commented.

"Why did you want me to be last, my love?" I asked.

Ivy stared into my eyes. "You are far too handsome to die."

"But... I thought they'd only fainted!" I was surprised as I took a step back.

Ivy let out a sharp laugh. "No, they are all dead. My lips are made of poison, you see? They call me Poison Ivy. Of course I didn't say that before kissing them.

"Of course," I agreed. "So what do you want me to do?"

"I want you to go into that cave, and stay out of my sight," Ivy replied.

"But... I never got to kiss you."

Ivy giggled. "You shouldn't. Yes, I love you, and yes, I want to kiss you. But I also want you to live on."

She stepped closer to me and caressed my cheek. "Live on," she whispered.

"Alright," I replied, turning around and walking away. Ivy watched me go; I could tell.

But before I'd taken two steps, I turned around and ran back to her. We pressed our lips to each other in a tender kiss. When we pulled away, the light left my eyes, and I fell.

POISON IVY'S POV

Oh my God. I can't believe he just kissed me. I actually liked him! I didn't want him to die.

"Oh well," I said and continued guarding the ring from everyone except myself.