== > Shouldn't we be the other other guy first?

Oh yeah, we have three characters left to introduce.

Well. You are now the other other guy.

== > Enter name.

HAUGHTY QUEERBAIT. X

... excuse me, if that's your best insult, you simply must troll harder.

== > Try that again.

Coanan Semloh.

You are now COANAN SEMLOH. You are a CONSULTING LEGISLACERATOR of the HIGHEST DEGREE. You are so good at finding clues that you can tell just about anything about someone JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM.

You take great pride in this. In fact, you already OUTWIT OTHER LEGISLACERATORS on a daily basis. You live in a MODEST HIVE with your LUSUS and play a STRINGSTRUMENT, a noisemaking device of the finest caliber. It was owned by your ancestor a long time ago.

You also take pride in YOUR MENTAL CONDITION. You are a HIGH FUNCTIONING SOCIOPATH and you have NO FEELINGS FOR OTHERS. Well, at least no pity. Hate? Definitely. You may have a short matespritship to fill the pails, but a moirallegiance is out of the question. You have two quadrants you want filled- the auspisticing, for which you have meticulously picked the MOST ANNOYING pairing on ALTERNIA. You also are looking for a KISMESIS - someone REALLY dark. Someone with a twisted mind to match yours.

Unfortunately, no such troll exists.

Your trolltag is grippingConundrum and your statements are C0NC153 4ND PR3C153. Also considered R47H3R ANN0Y1NG, but NUM83R5 4ND W0RD5 are totally your thing.

== > Enter.

...Yeah you can't really do that yet. Your game is still downloading. Otterdad waits beside you, wearing a large scarf. You give him a rub on the head and smile. You kick back and wait, terribly bored - gog, this is going to take forever.

== > Do something more interesting.

... Well, that would be hard, considering the small amount of interesting things that actually interest someone of your sophistication.

You could probably list all your mental instabilities, which as you mentioned, you take great pride in.

Or you could shoot the wall.

== > Shoot the wall.

You shoot the wall a few times. There are now holes in the wall.

Now what?

== > Troll someone.

You do feel like trolling Hestus because he's probably in the Medium. Plus, you can't really monitor him there and if he runs into Desten in person, they might kill each other or worse, actually learn to manage themselves and continue their moirallegiance!

That would be truly dreadful.

grippingConundrum [GC] began trolling tardisAlmagation [TA]

You notice immediately that your friend is typing in an odd color, a pale, muted color instead of the usual rusty red.

GC: WHY TH3 N3W C0L0R? W417 N3V3R M1ND L37 M3 D3DUC3 TH15.

TA: ~I regenerated or some shit~

GC: 7H3 PR0F4N1TY 15 N3W.

TA: ~yeah yeah well lis1en I go11a know how many friends are in on this~

GC: Y0U KN0W 7H47 P3RF3C7LY W3LL 4LRE4DY. 47 L3457, H357U5 D035.

TA: and

GC: Y0U'R3 N07 H1M.

TA: SON OF A BITCH. THAT MUST HAVE TAKEN SO MUCH THOUGHT. YOU TRULY ARE A MASTER DETECTIVE.

GC: 54RC45M.

TA: DuH oKaY wElL i GoT wHaT i NeEdEd ElSeWhErE. i ThInK yOu ShOuLd HaVe A wArNiNg NoW... HONK. ;;;;)

tardisAlmagation [TA] gave up trolling grippingConundrum [GC]

GC: WH47 7H3 FUCK.

(sorry for short chapter)