== > Question her thoroughly.

Unfortunately, you can not do that because you are no longer the Baroness. You are now the last playable character.

What is her name?

== > Enter name.

Clary Fairchild. X

No, you are not that mundane. Try again.

Jace Wayland. X.

Closer, but no, you are a female.

== > Try yet again.

Cariel Archan.

Ugh, you stupid mundane. Yes, you finally got it. And gear up, because this girl's got a lot to say.

You are CARIEL ARCHAN. You have a penchant for any and all things ANGELIC, but like a healthy amount of DARKNESS AND DEATH as well. Your friends sometimes see you as WEIRD AND CREEPY, but you know better. They just don't get that obsessions with killing all those Demons is a HEALTHY AND NORMAL PASTIME.

You are proud to be a member of the ancient race of NEPHILIM, also called SHADOWHUNTERS. As such, you possess an archive of SACRED TREASURES and are most proud of your MIRROR, your SWORD, and your CUP, which you use to make potions for giving STRENGTH and PSYCHICK PROWESS.

You are also DEATHLY AFRAID of DUCKS, but DON'T TELL ANYONE.

You also HATE DESTEN. He's WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING. Those wings aren't angel wings angel wings are GOLD only WARLOCKS can have wings and he is not sassy or powerful enough to be a warlock and his demons are SO CLICHÉ and his taste in music SUCKS. And MUNDANES LIKE HIM can't slay demons. Also, he thinks you're a guy. So there's that. He also thinks girls are weak. He is WRONG ABOUT THAT, TOO.

Apart from all that craziness, though, you're a REAL SOFTIE at heart, no matter how much you try and hide it. Your blood is as golden as angel wings and you wear your hair in many TINY BRAIDS, a practical style for close-range combat.

Your trolltag is angelicTravesty and +-- your worDs can be as cuTTIng as The NephIlIM's Seraph BlaDes.

== > Cariel: Go slay a demon.

specIfy whIch kInD.

== > Go slay a Ravener.

wITh pleasure.

You slay a Ravener, banishing it's energy into your Pyxis. If someone ever opens that, things could get... pretty bad. Luckily, you keep it safe.

== > Go troll Desten.

No thank you, he is an asshat and you don't feel like dealing with him at the current time. Or ever. Instead you decide to download this computer game Persus and Hekata told you about. It has a real stupid name, though - Sgrub. I mean, really?

As it's downloading, you decide to investigate these rumors of meteors.

Leaving your house, you're suddenly thrown violently to the ground. There's a meteor coming... now!!?

But... but the game said it wouldn't be downloaded for another eight hours! Rushing back inside, you find that... the game's already downloaded?

That was... that was pretty intense. And another meteor's coming in 3... 2... 1...

== > Enter.

You can't enter! Your server player's not connected yet! What are you going to do!?

You'll make it through this. You've been in worse situations.

== > Be someone in slightly less peril.

How about some free inner turmoil?

== > Why not.

You are now Iferna Bastet and you are currently in the Land of Clawmarks and Thunder.

== > Explore land.

You don't want to explore anything. You just want to curl up in a ball and die. Like the meowbeasts. They're... they're all gone. When the meteor hit, they all...

WAAAAAAAAAAA

NOOOOOOOOOOO

WHYYYYYYYYYYY

== > Explore land.

Noooooooooooooo.

== > Just do something.

You stand up and then sit back down.

Someone is trolling you.

== > Answer them.

Hand shaking, you pick up the phone.

FUTURE tardisAlmagation [TA] began trolling CURRENT clawmarkedClanmember [CC]

FTA: ~I finally figured ou1 how 1o do 1he 1imey 1hingy!~

CCC: uh///

FTA: ~Ifurrna! :D (see ca1 pun!) so nice 1o see you. Alrigh1, making a s1able loop here... (gog this is so weirddd)~

CCC: i dont think weve efur talked/// who are you exactly///

FTA: ~Well, to pu1 i1 simply... I'm 1he Doc1or. And in 1he future, 1hings will ge1 be11er. Well, be11er and a lo1 worse. I've done some horrible 1hings.~

CCC: it doesnt mater i already hate everything///

FTA: ~Well, some of us like and care abou1 you. Also, I'm here 1o help you ge1 se1 up, so glad you reminded me a few seconds ago XD~

CCC: what are you talking about im al alone here and il b al alone forever///

FTA: ~FIrs1 Ga1es. I'm just crashing on your plane1 because it sucks less 1han mine. Well, firs1 1hing I should 1ell you... your spri1e. Cariel is your server player, so she pro1o1yped your kernelspri1e with one of your meowbeas1 friends. (He's also a huge jerk.)~

CCC: what does that mean///

FTA: ~One of them... is alive.~

CCC: which one tho///

FTA: ~Broken Hear1?~

CCC: :333///

FTA: ~Yeah 1he 1hree-mouthed one.~

CCC: ok then 3: i beter go uh say hi///

FTA: ~Wai1. Before you go... Be careful. You don'1 know what's abou1 1o unfold here.~

CCC: can't you just tel me and then i can prevent it///

FTA: ~1ha1 would be a doomed 1imeline. I'd explain bu1 he's back.~

CCC: what///

FTA: ~Go11a no1 die now. Allons-y!~

FUTURE tardisAlmagation [TA] gave up trolling CURRENT clawmarkedClanmember [CC]

== > Find Broken Heart.

You run through the forest in cat form, and there he is, in a place that resembles your old home. He's trying to sit there, although he can't really do that in sprite form. He's looking up at the sky, ears back.

You creep up behind him.

== > Confront sprite.

He looks back at you and hisses.

SPRITELOG

Brokensprite: WHat dId YoU dO tO mE?!

IFERNA: I... I... who prototype -

Brokensprite: yOu DiD thIS

Brokensprite: iT wAS yOUr GAmE

IFERNA: I didn't want to!

Brokensprite: tHeY'Re AlL dEAd

IFERNA: Broken Heart, it's me, Shifting Sky... please don't hate me, we can find a way out of this!

Brokensprite: I'm NoT BRoKeN hEaRt, THeY'rE iN mY MiND, gET OUt oF MY mIND!

IFERNA: ...

You reach out to him as he convulses in pain. You draw your hand back a bit.

He looks up at you with foreign eyes, feral and terrified.

Like a cornered animal.

...which he is.

Comforting him is no use. He crouches in the corner of the forest clearing, trembling and terrified, eyes wide and dilated. You know the symptoms too well - it's catshock.

The one cat who lived is dead to you now. He won't even acknowledge you exist, just keeps muttering. But what he's muttering exactly, you can't discern.

You head back to your hive, dejected and alone. Always alone. You decide to forsake meowbeast form, possibly forever. Too many memories. And you can't be a meowbeast without your clan.

Oh, Hestus is trolling you again.

== > Answer.

Only because that beeping drives you nuts.

tardisAlmagation [TA] began trolling clawmarkedClanmember [CC]

CC: so its current you now right///

TA: ~Wha1 do you mean?~

CC: your future self just talked to me///

TA: ~So I do figure ou1 1he 1imey 1hing eventually!~

TA: ~Wai1 I hope fu1ure me 1akes care of the Uns1able Loop I jus1 made.~

CC: ...///

CC: you know what/// just go away///

CC: im not in a mod to talk to anyone///

CC: you realize i just lost al my clanmates right///

TA: ~You mean 1he meowbeas1s?~

TA: ~I'm sorry.~

CC: sorry isnt going to help/// theyre gone///

TA: ~Well...~

TA: ~You do need to get Hekata into the Medium, you know~

CC: why should i though///

CC: shes never done anything god for anyone/// why should i save her life///

CC: the meowbeasts deserved to live///

CC: and they didnt///

CC: shes an awful HAG///

CC: i just cant do it///

CC: im sorry i just cant do anything right now///

CC: someone else be her server player im done with this game///

CC: ALL THE MEOWBEASTS ARE DEAD///

CC: i just cant///

CC: just cant///

CC: anymore.///

TA: ~Well... fu1ure me's gonna land on your plane1, you know~

TA: ~I could ge1 on1o your husk1op and connec1 1o Heka1a so you don'1 have 1o.~

CC: you could///

CC: you would///

CC: youd do that for me///

TA: ~Well, yeah.~

CC: uh thanks... wait, whats your name///

TA: ~Hes1us.~

CC: thanks hestus///

CC: im gona curl up and die for a while///

CC: enjoy locat///

CC: i certainly didnt///

CC: tel everyone not to contact me///

CC: not ninfia not nobody///

CC: i dont want to talk to anytrol right now///

CC: i dont think i ever wil again///

TA: ~Alrigh1, Iferna.~

TA: ~I'll see you soon.~

tardisAlmagation [TA] gave up trolling clawmarkedClanmember [CC]

~~~

just a friendly reminder here at the bottom-

this story takes a hella long time to write! all silent readers, if i do have any, i would really appreciate votes and comments!

another reminder, if you put commands in the comments

ie. == > Iferna: Get over it gurl!

I will put them in the story. :33