A young troll stands in her respiteblock. It just so happens that today, she is exactly six and a half sweeps old. Although she was given life six and a half sweeps ago, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this troll be?

== > Enter Name.

MAGIC BITCH. X

Excuse me, we have an adventure to get on with. We do not have time for this tomfoolery.

== > Try again, smartass.

Canira Espero.

Much better.

Your name is CANIRA ESPERO.

You are a big fan of NATURE, that is, you enjoy the beautiful Alternian outdoors. Unfortunately, you can not stay outside during the daytime due to the sun, so you prefer to ADMIRE FROM AFAR.

You are very good at calming others down, which comes in useful with your friend's FLARP SESSIONS.

You are a fan or roleplay; however, it is not much fun unless SOMEONE DIES. You prefer to watch instead of doing the deed. You have a few friends who occasionally acknowledge you exist and are VERY ACCOMPLISHED AT THIS.

You also enjoy writing stories. In fact, so much that your entire respiteblock is COMPLETELY FULL OF BOOKS of YOUR PERSONAL CREATION. You read these to your LUSUS, who requires meat but luckily not too much. It's all worth it for Indy. Dear, sweet, precious Indy.

He is the best LUSUS in the WORLD.

You are also very defensive of your UNUSUAL BLOOD COLOR so you type in bright pink. It is very hard to keep it a secret but luckily no one will ever know! It's not like you cry a lot...

Well at least not very much. You only cry while READING YOUR OLD WORK because it is truly sad and you only do that in your home.

Your trolltag is grandioseAdorability and your statements tend to be typ!c@lly opt!m!$t!c.

What do you do?

== > Captchalogue entire writing collection.

That is extremely stupid. No one has time to go around collecting all of those stories. On a different note, it appears your LUSUS is hungry. He's always hungry, but now he seems genuinely angry. You wonder why.

== > Go to feeding cupboard.

That is stupid. You do not have cupboards, and if you did, they would be called closeclosetdoors or something witty like that. You live under a willow tree and just leave your stuff wherever you want. Yes, it is a very BIG willow tree, but it is still a willow tree and consequently does not have any 'cupboards'.

Instead, you decided to use your Husktop to ask if someone nearby has any food for Indydad.

== > Get on Trollian

You don't often use this mullish program, but today is an exception. You use it on occasion to plan meetups with friends (to get some barkbeast chow) but that's about it.

You open to find someone is already trolling you. You recognize the cerulean text and groan.

Not this guy again.

canteringAndrogyny [CA] began trolling gradioseAdorability [GA]

CA: ****** Hello Canira, how are you today?

GA: U## well !'m sort of try!ng to f!nd food for !ndyd@d... -3- #e'$ $o p!cky too

You know @nyone w!t# @n @rmad!llo lu$u$?

CA: ****** No. No I do not.

GA: D@mn.

CA: ****** Actually, I was wondering if you heard about the latest gossip. I know you're rather... out of the loop, but I thought I'd inquire anyways.

GA: !f th!$ !$ @bout N!nf!@ k!ll!ng her 'k!me$!$' ! @m not $urpr!sed.

CA: ****** So she did go through with that then?

GA: You tell me.

CA: ****** I have told her 50 times that is not how kimesistude works.

CA: ****** Anyways, I was actually asking about Ciphre, he is closer to you, right?

GA: #e re@lly #@tes you... ju$t qu!te pl@ton!c@lly.

CA: ****** Well, he's gotten himself into a bit of trouble. His visions have probably gone awry or something. He read something really creepy in that book of his and now he won't come out of his respiteblock.

GA: #ow do you know, you l!ve now#ere ne@r h!m.

CA: ****** Iferna.

GA: ! need to @sk #er @bout lusus food @nyways.

Bye!

CA: ****** Wait just a second,

gradioseAdorability [GA] gave up trolling canteringAndrogyny [CA]

You hate trolling that guy. He's probably on to you by now. Well, it's not like he's the worst troll that could find out about your true blood color- nah. He totally is.

I mean seriously, that guy would probably get you culled just for fun.

He is the king of all jerkfaces.

You've considered a kimesistude with him, but it would just be REALLY WEIRD and you wouldn't know how to break it off. He'd probably advance too far before you could utter the words 'caliginous crush'.

Wait, what were you supposed to be doing again?