== > Be Ninfia.

You are now NINFIA and you are legitimately sad. Zenana and you were the two most cheerful members of the team, and you were good friends. Scanning over the pesterlogs, you feel a watery green tear trace its way down your cheek.

This one's particularly awful.

animatedGallivant [AG] began trolling anarchistCreatures [AC]AG: (Hello_hello_hello,_Ninfia!_I've_got_good_news!)

AC: (O)h, hell(o) Zen. H(o)w are y(o)u? What's the news?

AG: (I've_almost_finished_that_animation_I_was_talking_about!_You _know,_its_about_us,_the_twelve_of_us,_and_a_make-believe_gallivant_ we_all_enjoy.)

AC: It s(o)unds quite advanced!

AG: (Oh,_it's_all_in_good_fun!)

AG: (I'm_a_princess_with_an_evil_witch_for_a_mother!)

AC: S(o) she must be Hekata, then.

AG: (Shush!) :p

AG: (I'm_not_finished_yet!)

AG:(I_escape_her_and_am_chased_by_a_wicked_Huntsman!_That's_Desten.)

AG: (But_he_decides_to_spare_me_in_the_end._He's_a_good_person_on_the_inside!) :)

AG: (Then,_I'm_aided_by_seven_other_friends_who_teach_me_new_things._They_are_you,_called_"Cheerful,"_Cariel,_called_"Fierce,"_Irisen,_ called_"Funny,"_Iferna,_called_"Spirited,"_Canira,_called_"Friendly,_Coanan,_called_"Logical,"_and_lastly,_Persus,_called_"Loyal".) :)

AG: (There_are_a_few_more_as_well._They're_friendly_forest_animals!)

AC: W(o)w! That s(o)unds super-creative!

AG: (Thanks!_I_take_heart_from_your_constant,_kind_encouragement.) :)

AG: (Bye_now!_Take_care_of_yourself!)

AC: Y(o)u t(o)(o)!

animatedGallivant [AG] gave up trollinganarchistCreatures [AC]

"He decides to spare me in the end". Except... he didn't.

Here's another one, more recent:

anarchistCreatures [AC] began trolling animatedGallivant [AG]

AC: Hey Zenana! H(o)w are y(o)u?

AG: (Fine,_like_always!_And_you?)

AC: I've been better. I have a small pr(o)blem!

AG: (Oh_dear.) :(

AC: Well I feel like I can talk to y(o)u ab(o)ut it. Y(o)u always have g(o)(o)d advice to share about flushed quadrant!

AG: (I_find_it_to_be_the_truest_of_the_quadrants._True_love,_if_you_will.)

AG: (There's_no_need_to_keep_each_other_out_of_trouble._All_you_do_is_have_fun_together!)

AG: (What_do_you_need_advice_with?)

AC: Pixela, my kismesister.

AC: I think I alm(o)st l(o)ve her m(o)re... flushed-like.

AC: But h(o)w d(o) I tell her? D(o) I tell her?

AG: (I_think_you_definetely_should._Honesty_is_a_big_factor_of_ successful_relationships!_And_you_don't_want_her_misled.)

AG: (Pixela_is_very_special_to_you,_I_know._And_if_you_don't_hate_her,_you_can_slip_over_into_a_more_pleasant_redrom.) <3< ==> <3AG: (Don't_feel_pressed_to_listen_to_me_though.) :p

AG: (Oh,_speaking_of_flushed_crushes,_Irisen's_trolling_me._It_would_ be_rude_not_to_answer!_So_bye,_Ninfia!_Feel_free_to_chat_girlythings_ anytime!)

AC: Y(o)u've been invaluable, Zenana. See y(o)u later!

AG: (Byeeeee!) :)

animatedGallivant [AG] gave up trolling anarchistCreatures [AC]

"Fine, like always!" she said, but not anymore.

You're nearly at the end now. This one happened the very day before her dreamself died.

animatedGallivant [AG] began trolling anarchistCreatures [AC]

AG: (Hey!_Check_a_look_in_the_viewport!)

AG: (I_saw_this_new_hairstyle!_Check_it_ooooout!)

AC: It l(o)(o)ks really g(o)(o)d!

AC: N(o)t tangled at all! H(o)w d(o) y(o)u d(o) it?

AG: (Oh,_hehe,_my_hair_never_really_gets_Tangled.)

AC: Lucky! Mine d(o)es all the time.

AC: Listen, I g(o)tta g(o). I think it's time f(o)r Iferna t(o) clean her r(o)(o)m again, and that's always an (o)rdeal. She likes me t(o) be (o)n Tr(o)llian t(o) give her s(o)me M(o)irail supp(o)rt.

AG: (Always_helping_out_a_friend,_aren't_you?)

AG: (Well,_see_you!_Best_of_luck_to_Iferna!)

AC: Thank y(o)u!

anarchistCreatures [AC] gave up trolling animatedGallivant [AG]

The series of pesterlogs go on a little more, but you've stopped reading. How naïve you were then, thinking nothing could ever happen to your friends.

Idylls never last forever.

== > Be past Zenana.

You are now a cheerful, kindly Zenana twirling in front of a mirror. You saw a flash of a gorgeous hairstyle in a chipped gem on your crown and had to try it. In total, there are only about four chipped gems, but they show alternate universes! At least, that's what you think. In the flash was what looked like a punk-y fuschia-blood with an H-thing as her symbol. Her hair was tied in beautiful braids down her back.

Your hair is much shorter than hers, but that didn't stop you from trying! You have very thick hair for a troll, so you easily made five braids and decorated them with bits of crystal. You think you'll try these braids on your dreamself next - they'd go great with your Prospit nightgown!

== > And now you know

Suddenly you are not Past Zenana. You are, instead, a certain someone watching Ninfia cry on a screen.

Her wails grow more and more desperate as she lies there, shuddering.Her husktop falls to the floor with a solid thunk, closing on itself.

== > Why Zenana's dreamself died.

You smile.

== > For a stupid, stupid, dumb hairstyle.

You look through Zenana's timeline, cut much too short. You smile and begin to troll Zenana's concupiscent admirer. His timeline needs screwing with, and you (you) are the perfect one for the job.