Lmao I have this headcannon where Clyde is the Number One Creek Shipper. Like on October 28th he would come to school in his Creek Gear and it'd just be like.

Craig: Clyde what the fuck are you wearing?

Clyde: Oh, Craigory? It's October 28th and that day is?

Tweek: Me and-

Clyde: THAT'S RIGHT! CREEK ANNIVERSARY!

Tweek: bitch -._-.

Clyde: And I'm in my limited edition Creek hat, sweater, light-up sketchers and shirt!

Tweek: Ngh! Shirt?

Cylde: Yes. A Creek shirt. But you don't wanna see it. It's full of sin. Just like my life.

Token:...you get weird on their anniversary.

Clyde: I get weird everyday.

Token: Accurate.

His phone dinged

Jimmy: Wh-what's that?

Clyde: Oh It's just dapttaw.

Craig: Dapttaw?

Clyde: Yes. I can roleplay! And write stories! And read smut. No one can lie, everyone's in on it for the smut. What's the point of porn when you have smut. It's like watching porn. But you're reading IQ goes up. It's like your mind gets smarter the dirtier it gets.

Token: Is that why you're one your phone all the time?

Clyde: Yeah! And before you say anything, no. It is not a phase mom. This is who I'm meant to me. This is me.

Craig: So some Dapttaw up for me.

Clyde: Oh It's where a bunch if depressed writers that have low self esteem and people who beg someobe to give them a life go to read and write stories about their favorite ships and fandoms. And sometimes they get into fights about who's ship is better. They can sometimes verbally rip you weave off.

Tweek: Sad, yet- Ack! Interesting.

Clyde: Just like me.

*Seinfeld starts playing*