Look at this title. After this I will indeed get back to work for this book, put some suggestsstst down in the comments of what you may want or smth. But lately, I've been emotional over IT Chapter 2 for obvious reasons AND I just got done watching Beetlejuice the musical sooo.......

IF THE LOSERS CLUB HAD A PRODUCTION OF BEETLEJUICE AT THEIR SCHOOL THIS IS HOW I WOULD CAST THEM!

Our lead, Lydia Deetz: An obvious Beverly role. Beverly isn't quite at dark as Lydia but they're both pretty depressed so..wa-hoo! She'd do a perfect job of potraying the emotions of this character because she has also lived her life without a mom. She spent years with her sickening disgusting dad. So it'd be no problem for Bev to get this character right, especially relating to Lydia on a personal level. It'd be just so fascinating to see Beverly shape this character into her own, ah I would love that!

The man himself, (Betelguese.)Beetlejuice: Richie Tozier, I mean, HOW CAN YOU NOT!? A bisexual bitch who will not leave you alone and is basically the constant pain in your side. BJ and Richie are so similar I can barely speak of it, dude. Richie would have so much fucking fun being cast as the annoying (somewhat evil) person. Using laughs to cover up his bad side! He does get the opportunity to kiss both Babara AND Adam. Plus that one sloppy make out scene with Adam. Who wouldn't wanna try and bone the nicest people in the world?

Stressed, Depressed and Well Dressed, Adam Maitland: Stressed, Depressed and Well Dressed, Eddie Kaspbrak. I know what you're thinking, what the hell? Adam is incredibly nice and always positive how is that Eddie? In my opinion, Eddie would do an amazing job at pretending to be happy. If he can do it in life, he can do it on stage! Badum-tss. I love seeing Eddie as happy characters. Especially Josh Gad characters! Eds being goofy as Olaf and Arnold Cunningham HELL YES! Also Adam and BJ have a teeny make out scene, so hell yas to the Reddie. But in all, they're both dorks and ya gotta love dorks.

Secretly a rebel, Barbara Maitland: Myra, now no way in hell am I comparing the wholesome Maitland marriage to the corrupted Kaspbrak marriage. But Myra does love Eddie A LOT, though she doesn't know it's one sided it would be easy for her to show love towards Eddie on stage just like she does backstage. So if she went to their school and had this production, she would be a good Barbara. I do believe Myra can be a good person like Barb, maybe not to real gay Eddie but definitely to fake straight Eddie. Even if she doesn't know that, she would still have amazing chemistry with him on stage.

Buy more crystals, Delia Deetz: Greta, only because she has HORRIBLE chemistry with Bev. Greta has bullied Bev for a long time, her being rude towards Bev on stage would work perfectly! And Bev returning the favor with insults as Lydia would work too! Sure, at the end Delia and Lydia do become a great big happy family but that's only for a little bit. So the ending would just prove how good of actresses the two can be. Also Delia's pretty dumb and so is Greta hah.

Doesn't wanna FEEEEEL, Charles Deetz: BILLIE DENBROUGH HANDS DOWN! He would be such a good Charles. Especially after the Georgie incident, loosing his brother like Charles lost his wife. But Charles does indeed try to ignore the fact that his wife's dead and get away from it. Like Bill's parents did, so Bill would have some sort of smarts of ignoring a death. But at the end Charles does finally except things and allows himself to be able to talk about his deceased wife. Like Bill at the end can talk about Georgie without getting too emotional about it. He accepts the death just like Charles did.

My name is Kevin! Otho: Staanleeeyy Urriiss~ Stan is sassy, sarcastic but really scared for his life. Otho is sassy, sarcastic but really scared for his life. I feel Stanley would have a lot of fun with this role, especially getting to insult Greta's character Delia before his own character ends up getting killed. He would enjoy being a sassy bitch because he always is one, in a good way!

Ben would be working backstage with Tech and Designs and everything with Mike. Our two smart bois are the masterminds behind making this production beautiful and the best it can be! I love theemmm!

BONUS:
Another reason why I made Richie, BJ and Eddie, Adam was because of the encounters they have with each other. HILARIOUS!

Richie: Adam..I'm your father.

Eddie: Pfft- ha....

Richie:...

Eddie:...Dad?

Richie: You..are...adorable!

Then his just kiss-dips him Lmfao

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Richie: THE PERSON NEEDS TO BE ALIVE! Sorry- didn't mean to yell. You just make Daddy so angry~

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Richie: Jesus Christ, Adam why do you have to be so sexy?

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Richie:[in tears] Don't text me "u up" at midnignt because...new phone...

Richie: who dis...[leaves]

Richie:[comes back in] fuk u guys

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Eddie: Now wait just a god damn minute! You have pinched me! Groped me! Harrased me! And I just wanted to say infront of EVERYONE here!

Eddie: That is has worked. I want you, Beetlejuice, and I want everyone to know!

[Insert lowkey gross make out]

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Richie: Adam, you're boring. But you're sexy.

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I PROMISE IMMA POST A REGULAR CHAPTER AFTER THIS!