Mr. Garrison: Clyde, you're up. Good luck.

Clyde: Thank you, Mr. Garrison. Now class, I know I was supposed to do a specific subject, but I decided I would do a project and find information on an even more important topic.

Mr. Garrison:...Usually I'd stop this because you didn't follow directions. But I'm curious. Go ahead.

Clyde: My project is on "Why Token Should Date Me". Jimmy helped me with the title.

Jimmy: H-H-Hell Yeah, I di-did.

Token:..E-...Excuse me?

Cartman: Can't go one fucking day without the gays invading my life.

Kyle: Shut the fuck up you're probably gay too-

Craig: This is going to be amazing.

Clyde: Reason one, I'm hella sexy. Reason two, I've got a dog. Who doesn't like dogs?

Stan: Oh my fucking god. Everyone loves dogs. Token you gotta take his offer.

Kenny: Furry.

Clyde: Reason three, I'm not using you for your money. Like other bitches, I'm using you for love, because love.

Wendy: Aww! This is sweet.

Token:....What the fuck, Clyde?

Clyde: Reason four, I'm very smart. I got an A+ in Coolness. Reason five, just figured out gay isn't contagious. So I've felt like this the whole time, not Craig and Tweek's fault.

Tweek: FUck mAn!- I uNDerSTAnd. HAd a whOLe panIC AttAck beCAUse oF It.

Clyde: There are some cons aswell. People will be lowkey and highkey jealous because the two hottest people in school are dating. And they won't be able to get a piece of the DonoMAN.

Bebe: I've already had my fair share. And it was way more than needed.

Clyde: Alright, Bebe. That one hurt. But let's move on to the percents! It is a proven fact that couples who fight, stay together. Which is perfect, because you yell at me all the time. So we have a 69% chance of a stable relationship.

Butters: 69!? Man that sure is a high number.

Clyde: Our baby will by 100% beauitful since we're very beautiful people, as I've said before. So in conclusion, please, please, please and pretty please. Date me?

Token: Can-..Can we just-..Can we talk about this later? Not infront of the entire class?

Mr. Garrison: Sorry, Token. But this is part of the presentation. And all presentations are done infront of your classmates. Gonna have to answer now so we can be finished with this.

Token:...Shit. Man you're really putting me on the spot here-..Uhm, A-alright sure..

Clyde: YUSH! PRESENTATION COMPLETE THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!

Cartman: Why is everyone in this fucking goddamn book so fucking gay. Honestly fuck the fourth wall. Author, I am talking to you. Fucking bitch. Why are you so damn gay, it's become an obsession at this point. Gay in every chapter. There was gay in the last chapter! EXPLAIN!

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Idk man it's hard to explain....

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