(The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee)
^ Had to put it down here it's a longass title but I luv it.

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Logainne: Can we just stop and talk about how weirdly amazing Leaf is?

Marcy: Oh yeah, all day everyday.

William: Never expected you to think someone else is amazing.

Marcy: Listen, I'm not heartless. Leaf Coneybear is oddly adorable.

Leaf: Adorable? I prefer smart.

William: Smart? Pfft-

Olive: Barf! Play nice.

Chip: Yeah, Barfee don't be a dick.

William: IT'S BARFEÊ AND! Don't call me a dick, especially if you're the one who can't keep a dick under control.

Chip: We do not speak of my unfortunate erection.

Leaf: I thought it was nice, especially since it was for my sister, Marigold. I think she'd appreciate it!

Olive: No Leaf....No.

Chip: I hoped she would. She did not. She called me a douchbag and pushed me down the bleachers.

Leaf: Oh...My sister can be mean.

Marcy: No Leaf, he deserved it.

Logainne: He very much did deserve it. Sorry to break it to you Leaf, Chip isn't as good as you think.

Leaf: Heh- what? Chip is the greatest!

William: HAH! Don't make me laugh.

Chip: The...greatest?

Leaf: Yeah! I mean, I think everyone is great but you're the greatest!

Chip: Oh, well Thank y-....o h n o

Leaf: And if you ask me I'm not the adorable one, you are.

Marcy: Oh god, Leaf how many times do I have to say no?

Olive: Yeah...not sure if I agree..

William: I don't agree at all. And I'm sure I don't.

Logainne: If you ask me he's the worst out of all of us.

Chip: Yes. Listen to them. Please stop.

Leaf: No no no no no

Chip: Leaf-

Leaf: You guys just don't know Chip the way I do.

Chip: Please-

Leaf: He can actually be really nice sometimes! Like he talks to me a lot, and it's pretty nice :3

William: Your able to have full conversations with this fuckboi?

Chip: Leaf please stop!

Leaf: What? Am I doing something wrong? What happened?

Chip: Something very...very... UNFORTUNATE has happened.

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All: OOOOOHHH

William: Didn't know you could feel those kind emotions towards something other than boobs.

Chip: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BARF STICK

BONUS:

Marigold: Chip I'm sorry, I just...I think I prefer your older brother.

Chip: We're all good. I think I prefer your younger brother.

Marigold: Wha...

Chip: :/
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Okay that was something. I got into a new fandom. Wanted to talk about Leaf, William's last name and Chip's erection. So I made this.

Chip needs more attention. He may not be my favorite but he sure is something.