Gwen: David I found a new Tv show! But it isn't Trash TV...it's called Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt?

*After a few hours*

David: What was that....? I'm horrified it's too inappropriate.

Gwen: DAVID YOU WILL RESPECT TITUS AND HIS BLACK GAY WISHES HE IS THE GENDER-BENT VERSION OF BEYONCÉ FOR GOD SAKE!

David: Oh god not again

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Harrison: Max will you join me up in stage as my assistant?

Max:...*memories flood back in* Oh g-god

Harrison: Max?

Max: *tackles Harrison and starts beating him with his own magician wand* YOU DID THIS TO ME! YOU MADE MY LIFE A LIVING NIGHTMARE!

Harrison: I JUST NEEDED ASSISTANT!

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Nikki:*sobbing on the floor*

Max:*walks over* What's wrong with you?

Nikki: I just wanted to use the restroom....and now I'm so confused!

Max: What?

Nikki:*points to the bathroom sign*

Max: Womfn?

Nikki: Max. Am I a Womfn?

Nikki: AM I A WOMFN!?-

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David:*looking at his phone in confusion*

Max: What's with the face?

Neil: Yeah, you've been like t

his all day.

David:..Um, it's just...Max what is double dicking?

Max:....NIKKI CODE 5!

Nikki: Got it Max! *Takes David's phone* YEET!! *Throws it in the lake*

David: I've never been so confused in my life.