Jack Bauer: C'mon Dikrats, life isn't so bad.

SlipperyWhenWet: We've been on this trails for fucking days.

TittyMitty: My feet hurt

Jack Bauer: We've got a wagon. How do they hurt?

TittyMitty: It's a shitty wagon.

Craphole: I think it's cool!

Mouthface: Well you ate shit.

Craphole: I also ate grass, I almost ate a scorpion and I nearly ate a dead bird.

SlipperyWhenWet: Honey do you need mental help?

TittyMitty: We all need mental help.

Mouthface: Grandpa's right. I need help.

SlipperyWhenWet: For what?

Mouthface: My depression! You took me away from my sweet McDoon! The Bandit King!

SlipperyWhenWet: If you talk about the motherfucking Bandit King on more time-

McDoon: Well lookie what we got here!

SlipperyWhenWet: God dammit.

Mouthface: McDoon!

McDoon: OH! Child bride is here Cleetus.

Cleetus: Oh the ugly one? You don't even know her name.

McDoon: Child Bride.

Cleetus:...whythehellamIgayforyou?

McDoon: What was that?

Cleetus: Nothing.

Mouthface: Are you here to make me McSwoon?

McDoon: HOHOHOHOHO(idk wots up with his fuggin laugh) hell yeah!

SlipperyWhenWet: Touch my daughter and I will take that fucking rock up your goddamn ass. And then shove a fucking cactus in your mouth. So you can get the pleasure of being fucked and beginning to suck. Would you like that you son of a bitch?

Mouthface: Mama!

McDoon:...Alright Cleetus let's go.

Cleetus: You don't need her anyway McDoon! You got me!

McDoon: Shut up, Cleetus.

Cleetus: Alright then.

[Those two assholes leave]

SlipperyWhenWet: Thank god they're gone. Now how long do we have left on this trail?

Jack Bauer: Maybe a few....months..a year?

SipperyWhenWet: God dammit, Jack Bauer.

Craphole: Well as Dad said, this is probably one of the acts of God. Since we all know God is a...

The Dikrats: Vicious Two-Faced Prick.