How the characters in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musical would react to being called sexy.
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Paul
"Okay. Um, thank you? Should I be grateful or...? I really didn't like that."
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Emma
"Sexy? Thank you. But your peverted ass ain't getting none of this."
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Bill
"I haven't been called that since my wife left me."
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Charlotte
"Wow uh, no one calls me that. Not even Sam. Ted doesn't either. They both just take what they want and leave......"
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Ted
"Ooh~ Am I now? Are you married? If so, wanna go back to my place

'I'm gonna go out doing the thing I love best, screwing around with another man's wife.'
-Ted 2018

^ Bitch actually said that shit.
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Alice
"....I know I'm 18. But two things, Stranger Danger. And I'm telling Deb and Dad."
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Mr. Davidson
"...Can you choke me while I jerk off?"
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Professor Hidgens
"Yes, I know I am, you're welcome."