WHAT IF, Nicky and Rod were together during Brian and Christmas Eve's wedding. What would've happened?
Here are my thoughts of the situation.
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Rod: Oh, they look so happy.

Nicky: Sure, do.

Rod: I wish I was that happy.(Me tho)

Nicky: What?

Rod: N-Nothing. I need a moment alone.[The Bitch stormed out]

Nicky: Come on! Rod! Talk to me!

Brian: Hey what's up with Rod?

Gary: He's sure looking down in the dumps lately.

Christmas Eve: He need to get life.

Gary: A life? You got to be kidding. Rod?

Christmas Eve: Just like Brian. Get life.

Brian:...

Gary: I just thought Rod was always one of those people with sand in their vaginas.

Christmas Eve:...Sand in vagina?

Brian: It's a metaphor. Means he's really cranky and there's always something bothering him. I bet Nicky would know. Hey! Nicky! Come over here!

Nicky: Um..Sure guys..what's up?

Christmas Eve: We're wondering if Rod has sand in vagina?

Nicky: Funny you should ask. I do think he has sand in his vagina. I always have. I figured to him everything I do is annoying and I'm just a waste of space. Maybe he's on his Man Period too? So yes, I do think that my boyfriend Rod has sand in his vagina.

Princeton: Damn. Shots fired.

Rod: NICKY!

Nicky: Fuck.

Rod: How could you say that!?

Nicky: OH HI ROD!- A-A-All I said w-was that yes! YES! I do think my boyfriend Rod gave Hand to children in China!

Rod: AAAHH

Christmas Eve:...well shit.

Princeton: Oh my god!

Kate: Holy shit!

Brian: OOF

Gary: D A M N

Trekkie: LMFAO

Rod: NOOO! I HEARD YOU!

Nicky: I-I'm sorry, Rod.

Rod: eh. Eh. EH. E H. Well I do not have sand in my vagina!-..I don't even have a vagina!

Christmas Eve: Why you so cranky then?

Rod: W-Well I have a whole life that none of you know about. Not even YOU! Nicky!

Nicky: Y-You do, Rod?

Rod: Sure I do! I...I...[jealous. Make. Him. Jealous.] Ooooh! I! Wish you could meet my Ex-Boyfriend!

Nicky: W O T M 8

Rod: My Ex- Boyfriend who lives in Canada! Always goes to the gym, I wish you could meet him!
My Ex-Boyfriend who lives in Canada.
His name is Albert, He lives in Vancouver. He cooks like my mother and sucked like a Hoover!

Trekkie:[Fucking dying in the background]

Nicky:[Fucking dying on the inside]

Everyone esle:[Screeching and is just so confused.]

Rod: I e-mail him every single day, just to make sure that everything's okay!
It's a pity he lives so far away in Canada!

Nicky: Yeah. What a pity.

Trekkie: Salty bitch.

Rod: Last year he was here but he had the flu! Too bad 'cause I wanted to introduce him to you! It's so sad, there wasn't a thing that he could do
But stay in bed with his legs up over his head! O O H!

Trekkie: This is the best shit I've heard in years!

Nicky: Oh shut up!

Trekkie: Salty bitch.

Rod: I wish you could meet my Ex-Boyfriend! But you can't because he's is in Canada! I loved him! I miss him! Makes me never wish I met HIM![Points at Nicky]

Nicky: #Depressed

Rod: So, soon I'll be off to Albert!

The whole god damn town:....

Rod: I mean Vancouver! Shit, his name is Albert! He lives in Vancouver!  He's my Ex-Boyfriend, my wonderful Ex-Boyfriend! So much better than Nicky who lives in Canada!
AND I WISH I COULD EAT HIS ASS AGAIN!

Trekkie: OMFG LMAO THIS IS AMAZING! I'M CRYING!

Everyone:[Fucking Shook]

Nicky:...

Gary: Well um, we can see that you two um...

Brian: Seem like you need to talk.

Kate: So we'll just go..

Princeton: Because....

Christmas Eve: Your god damn relationship is falling apart and you two need to fix some of your shit. Also because that song was fucking awkward for everyone in this room. Let's go.

Brian:...Yeah that too.

[Those bitches left in the speed of light.]

Nicky:...Um..well...that was something. But what I meant was! That I would still be here if you DID have sand in your vagina.

Rod: WHYAREWESTILLONTHEVAGINATHING!?...ugh..I just...I want you out of the apartment when I get back.

Nicky: Wha- You're..You're kicking me out!?

Rod: Go live in the STREET! For all I care. [Depressed tearful gay baby runs away]

Nicky: UH! NO- ROD!...I could patch things up with Rod.

Trekkie: Naw motherfucker he put you out and motherfucker you staying out.

Nicky: God. I feel bad for whoever had to push you out of their vagina.

Trekkie: Same.
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Lol what the fuck am I doing with my life? Send help.