35 We Meet Again(BoM)
Book Of Mormon. Be grateful. I spent forever trying to find out their names. In this chapter we will include Elder Chris Thomas/Poptarts, Elder James Church, Elder Connor McKinley and of course the stars of the show. Elder Kevin Price and Elder Arnold Cunningham. Enjoy!
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Price: Oh! Look Elder Cunningham, it's our old friends from Uganda.
Cunningham: OHMYGOSH! HEY GUYS!
McKinley: Oh, we meet again-
Church: CHRIS ALL I WANT IS ONE POPTART!
Thomas: JAMES YOU KNOW I LOVE THEM AND I DON'T LIKE SHARING!
Church: Chris! Sharing. Is. Caring.
Thomas: Well James, I guess I don't care!
Elders: *LE GASP*
Price: Elder Thomas! Is that a way we're supposed to treat our fellow Elders?
Thomas: Well...no-
McKinley: Exactly. No. Now ask god for forgiveness-
Thomas: GOD I'M SORRY I'LL START SHARING MY POPTARTS WITH EVERYONE!
Elders:....
McKinley:...That works too. Well ahem, as I was saying. We meet again Elder Cunningham and Elder Price. It is a delight to see you again!
Price: It's a delight for us as well!
Cunningham: I've got a burning question for you Elder McKinley!-
Price: Arnold we talked about this-
Cunningham: How's the gay thing going?!
Price: Elder Cunningham we should not be asking Elder McKinley these kinds of questions-
McKinley: Oh no Elder Price it's totally fine. And please, call me Connor~
Cunningham: Okay Connor-
McKinley: IwastalkingtoKevin.
Cunningham:...alright..
McKinley: But to answer your question.
Price: Elder McKinley- Uh, Connor. You don't have to answer that-
McKinley: Iwaskickedoutthechurch.
Price: Oh..that's horrible.
McKinley: But then I transferred to your church!
Price: Oh, is that why we see you all here?
McKinley: Mhm. Turns out I wasn't the only one caught red handed.
Church: I swear to our lord and savior Elder McKinley.
Thomas: I will pray to god to put you back in the Hell Dream.
McKinley:...But yeah. Now I get to hang out with you a whole lot more!
Cunningham: THAT SOUNDS GREAT-
McKinley: IwastalkingtoElderPrice.
Cunningham:......okay...
Price: Well uhm, we'll be glad to have you three!
McKinley: Yes. Me, Elder Church and Elder Thomas would love to have you back in our lives as well....butmostlyme.
Price: What was that?
McKinley: BUT MOSTLY JE!...sus...
Cunningham: JESUS IS GREAT!-
McKinley: Mhm. Yeah. He really is. He's just amazing and graceful and needed by everyone, I wish I could be with him. And he is so very.....very.... handsome.
Price: Wow, you must really love Jesus Elder McKinley.
McKinley: Who?..OH! YEAH! Jesus. Mhm. Love him. I really do.
Elder McKinley had a hell dream that night.
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