35 We Meet Again(BoM)

Book Of Mormon. Be grateful. I spent forever trying to find out their names. In this chapter we will include Elder Chris Thomas/Poptarts, Elder James Church, Elder Connor McKinley and of course the stars of the show. Elder Kevin Price and Elder Arnold Cunningham. Enjoy!
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Price: Oh! Look Elder Cunningham, it's our old friends from Uganda.

Cunningham: OHMYGOSH! HEY GUYS!

McKinley: Oh, we meet again-

Church: CHRIS ALL I WANT IS ONE POPTART!

Thomas: JAMES YOU KNOW I LOVE THEM AND I DON'T LIKE SHARING!

Church: Chris! Sharing. Is. Caring.

Thomas: Well James, I guess I don't care!

Elders: *LE GASP*

Price: Elder Thomas! Is that a way we're supposed to treat our fellow Elders?

Thomas: Well...no-

McKinley: Exactly. No. Now ask god for forgiveness-

Thomas: GOD I'M SORRY I'LL START SHARING MY POPTARTS WITH EVERYONE!

Elders:....

McKinley:...That works too. Well ahem, as I was saying. We meet again Elder Cunningham and Elder Price. It is a delight to see you again!

Price: It's a delight for us as well!

Cunningham: I've got a burning question for you Elder McKinley!-

Price: Arnold we talked about this-

Cunningham: How's the gay thing going?!

Price: Elder Cunningham we should not be asking Elder McKinley these kinds of questions-

McKinley: Oh no Elder Price it's totally fine. And please, call me Connor~

Cunningham: Okay Connor-

McKinley: IwastalkingtoKevin.

Cunningham:...alright..

McKinley: But to answer your question.

Price: Elder McKinley- Uh, Connor. You don't have to answer that-

McKinley: Iwaskickedoutthechurch.

Price: Oh..that's horrible.

McKinley: But then I transferred to your church!

Price: Oh, is that why we see you all here?

McKinley: Mhm. Turns out I wasn't the only one caught red handed.

Church: I swear to our lord and savior Elder McKinley.

Thomas: I will pray to god to put you back in the Hell Dream.

McKinley:...But yeah. Now I get to hang out with you a whole lot more!

Cunningham: THAT SOUNDS GREAT-

McKinley: IwastalkingtoElderPrice.

Cunningham:......okay...

Price: Well uhm, we'll be glad to have you three!

McKinley: Yes. Me, Elder Church and Elder Thomas would love to have you back in our lives as well....butmostlyme.

Price: What was that?

McKinley: BUT MOSTLY JE!...sus...

Cunningham: JESUS IS GREAT!-

McKinley: Mhm. Yeah. He really is. He's just amazing and graceful and needed by everyone, I wish I could be with him. And he is so very.....very.... handsome.

Price: Wow, you must really love Jesus Elder McKinley.

McKinley: Who?..OH! YEAH! Jesus. Mhm. Love him. I really do.


















Elder McKinley had a hell dream that night.

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