But she makes My Dumbass Life less......Dumbass-y?.....Let's move on. Okay so here are random scenarios that I think are pretty funny, and pretty relatable to the kind of peeps we are. So here are some random scenarios! Yay..yay..

1. What the actual fuck?

Amber: Barney was a child molester. That's why he has no dick. They chopped it off so he couldn't fuck the kids anymore.

Ellie:.....Amber, I love you. But what the actual fuck? Wh-..how-...Where did you even get that information?

Amber: First of all, that info is private. And second, you don't love me, I don't even love me.

Ellie: -._-. Couldyoustopmakinggoddamnreferencesforonefuckingsecond-

2. Shiro

Ellie: How to do deal with me calling him Taka-shit?

Amber: I don't know. Guess I'm just a piece of Shirogarbage.

Ellie: AAAYYYYY

Amber: AAAYYYYY

Ellie: AYY- But don't say that about yourself.

3. References

Amber: I need to Be More Chill.

Ellie: Lmao

Amber: When I'm around you, I'm Stupid With Love

Ellie: Heheh...

Amber: With you. Life is amazing- For Now.

Ellie: Okay...um-

Amber: If I Could Tell you, how much you mean to me-

Ellie: OKAY YOU NEED TO CHILL!

Amber: You mean...Be More Chill?!

Ellie: AMBER-

4. Lyrics

Amber: THEY CALL THOSE THREE THE PLASTICS

Ellie: THEY'RE SHINY FAKE AND HARD!

Amber: THEY PLAY THEIR LITTLE MIND GAMES ALL AROUND THE SCHOOL YARD!

Many Mean Girls Songs Later...

Ellie: What are we doing?

Amber: I have no idea.

Ellie:.......another song?

Amber: I CAN BE A SEXY PIRATE

Ellie: OR A SEXY BALLET DANCER!

5. Writers Block

Amber: Oh woe is me! My sweet prince! Thou shall slay the dragon for me! Your princess!

Ellie:...That's not a dragon. That's just your unwriten chapters.

Amber: Yeah bro I don't know what to write. You got any ideas?

Ellie: -._-.

That was fun to write! Thanks for reading! Go check out Ellie's accout and go follow her at -Twink-Tweak-

Bye Bye Fwends!