Jared: What's your least favorite word?

Connor: That roblox death sound.

Alana: You mean 'OOF'

Connor: Yes. I hate it and it's almost as annoying as Zoe.

Zoe: Bitch.

Connor: Hoe.

Jared: Good to know.

Connor: What are you planning?

Jared: Oh nothing!

~Later~

Evan:....Oof.

Connor:...Did you just-...

Evan: What?

Connor: Repeat what you just said.

Evan: Oof?

Connor: Who the fuck taught you that?

Evan: Jared.

Connor: God dammit.

Evan:........Oof.

Connor: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE MEANS!?

Evan: Well Jared told me.

Connor: And what did he say?

Evan: He said that 'Oof' meant 'I love you'

Connor: IT DOES NOT-...-._-.

Evan: :3

Connor: God I can't even be fucking mad anymore you're like a fucking magnifying glass reflecting my anger off of you. Please stop. Why can't I be mad at you? What has my life come to? Every single feeling is just positive and it's slowly eating away at me.

Evan:....Oof.

Connor: AAH!