11 When the Paladins aren't home (Voltron)

So when Allura and Coran aren't helping the Paladins on they're mission. I imagine they gossip about the Paladins. And even have curlers in. Coran would have curlers in his mustache. And they'd be in face masks(stolen from Lance.) And robes, while eating snacks. And It's just like two girlfriends having a sleepover.

Allura:....So guess what I found out?

Coran: What?

Allura: Shiro is into guys.

Coran: No way! How!?

Allura: Well, the only evidence I have is that fact that he wears eyeliner. And is just super gay in general.

Coran: True, true. Guess what I found out?

Allura: What?

Coran: So you know how Hunk's food keeps 'disappearing'?

Allura: Mhm.

Coran: It's Shiro.

Allura: What? I thought it was Keith?

Coran: It might be Pidge.

Allura: Or Lance.

Coran: Or us...

Allura: I'm sure we can agree that everyone steals Hunk's food.

Coran: Mhm.

Allura: Do you think anyone's in a secret relationship.

Coran: Oh honey don't get me started.

BONUS:
Lance: Anyone watch The Wild Thornberrys?

All the Paladins raise their hand.

Lance: So we all know that Coran looks like Nigel Thornberry, right?

Paladins: Yup.

Coran:....Who?

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