Lance: Pow Pow Pow!

Keith: What was that?

Lance: Finger guns~

Hunk: It's more like Pachow! Pachow!

Pidge: No, it's actually Pachu! Pachu!

Allura: Actually me and Coran got this.

Coran and Allura: BANG BANG BANG!

Lance: Wot no.

Constant Bickering and Finger Gun Sounds.

Keith:....Why am I friends with these people?

Shiro: GUYS! Wait. It's really just Blam! Blam! Blam!

Paladins:....

Lance: Shiro, what the fuck?

Pidge: That was terrible.

Hunk: Even I hated that.

Keith: Shiro, you're my brother. I love you. But don't ever do that again.

Allura: Yeah, Shiro you ruined it.

Coran: Agreed.

Everyone left.

Shiro: ;-;

BONUS: Lance's many names.

Lance: The Tailor.

Shiro: Sharpshooter.

Hunk: Leg Buddy! (Idk fam)

Pidge: Dumb. Fuck off.

Allura: LAUNE/LONCE

Coran: MAH SPACE GRANDKID-

Keith: Daddy- I MEANT FUCKING IDIOT!

Paladins:.....

Allura:.....

Coran:......

Lance: Excuse me- wot?