How to annoy Bea 101

* coughs* Hello class, today we'll be learning how to annoy LillaSmolBean. There's 10 easy steps that you need to know in order to annoy me. So let's get straight to learning, shall we?
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1. When people can't use proper grammar
example: (lord, I'm gonna die writing this): "Hey r u there?"

2. When someone says my OTP sucks.
example: "I don't understand how people ship Romara, it makes no sense! He killed her in ep5! Ugh, worst ship ever! Even Romesse is better than this piece of junk!"

3. Alea.
example: "but you can't fall in love with someone else! You and ColeLikesCake are destined to be together!" (No.)

4. When I don't reply in RPS and people decide to ask where I am where I stated perfectly clear in the description of the book that if I don't reply, I'm probably busy or asleep.
example: "(HELLO?" *spams that word like 5 times*

5. When people talk about something I'm not interested or have never heard about it before. Basically, because I feel left out.
example: person 1: " have you heard of the manga Hana Kimi? It's so awesome!"
Person 2: "I know right! I'm gonna forever praise you for getting me into that manga! I'm at chapter 28!"
Me: *still on chapter3*

6.When people spam me while I'm playing or writing a chapter for my stories.
example: "HELLO", "R U THEREEEEE?", "I FORGOT MY HW!"

7.When your closest friends forgot to  invite you to a sleepover or somewhat and they start bragging about it.
example: Me: *logs on Fortnite and joins friends party* Hey!
Friend 1: Hi! *starts causing echo on friend 2's mic*
Friend 2: Hello *causing more echo*
Friend 3: Yo! Friend 1, close your mic! *we can hear her voice on Friend 1's mic*
Me: uh...are you guys all by the 'SLS hangout spot'?
Friend 2: Oh yeah! We all came here because Friend 1 didn't have school today. We wanted to invite you but now it's too dark.
Me: you could have called me sooner. It's 9PM now. Ciaobye! *disconnects from party*

8. When people can't keep secrets.
Example: Me: So...can I trust you grandma? To not tell my mom I have a 40 in English?
Grandma: yeah sure. I won't.
-Next day-
Grandma: *calls my mom* So, Bea just got a 40 in English.
Me: CiaoBye grandma! *leaves*

9. People that constantly want attention.
example: "Yeah so like, I just cut myself because I'm depressed AF"

10. When people type: 'ok' as 'okay' (I don't know why it triggers me so much, but every time I see it, I want to punch my screen)
example: me:" ok, see you at school tomorrow at 7AM! "
friend: "okay"
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*bell rings*

Class dismissed.

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