Stupid Quotes Challenge

(By all logic, this should be in my quote book, but those are quotes by me, not from fandoms)

Avengersgeek2019 did this and sorta challenged me to do the same. So, 20 funny quotes from various fandoms! (Some might be paired quotes if both parts are needed to be funny. So, it might be over 20)

1) "I KNEW it!" "No you did not!" -Poe and Finn (space boyfriends), "Rise of Skywaler"

2) "Ow." -Ben Solo, "Rise of Skywalker" (this one is also kinda sad cause it's literally his last line)

3) "Hello There!" -Obi-Wan Kenobi, "Revenge of the Sith"

4) "Why is Gamora?" -Drax, "Avengers: Infinity War"

5) "Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth, honor, patriotism? God bless America!" -"""Steve Rogers,""" "Thor: The Dark World"

6) "Well done. You've just decapitated your grandfather!" -Loki, "Thor: The Dark World"

7) "I think you look great, Cap. As far as I'm concerned, that's America's Ass." -Scott Lang, "Avengers: Endgame"

8) "And we have internet. And boy have my expectations been lowered." -Phil Coulson, "Agents of SHIELD"

9) "So which queen do we need to convince, the one with the dragons or the one who fucks her brother?" "Both." -The Hound and Jon Snow, "Game of Thrones"

10) "I'm sorry, but you ate my cat." -Dustin, "Stranger Things"

11) "Ahoy, Ladies, didn't see you there! Would you like to set sail on an ocean of flavors with me, I'll be your captain. I'm Steve Harrington." -Steve Harrington, "Stranger Things"

12) "If anyone asks where I am, I've left the country." -Mike Wheeler, "Stranger Things"

13) "I'm sorry, why is this four year old speaking to me?" "I'm 10, you bald bastard." -Murray and Erica, "Stranger Things"

14) "Bright Crack? Are you right next door to Plumber's Crack?" -Alex Fierro, "Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard: The Hammer of Thor"

15) "Well then, show us your silver tongue, unless that got burned along with the rest of your face." -Magnus Chase, "MC&GA: The Ship of the Dead"

16) "My nephew is not fit to sit a privy, let alone the Iron Throne." -Tyrion Lannister, "Game of Thrones"

17) "Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!" -Papyrus, "Undertale"

18) "I happen to be genuinely self absorbed and deeply shallow." -Fiyero, "Wicked"

19) "Well, what could he have gotten me? I clash with everything." -Elphaba, "Wicked"

20) "I'm a general! WHEEEE!!" -Charles Lee, "Hamilton"

That's it! :3

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