Okay, first things first:

Remember this vine?

Okay. Got it in your head? Good.

Now, do y'all remember what Loki's biological dad looks like?

Blue, spikey, and associated with cold/Winter.

I was in my room when I found this little figurine of the Night King from Game of Thrones:

It was in a blind box I got at my local Comic Con last year.

He looks largely the same as Loki's dad (we're gonna ignore eye color).

So, what did I do?

Make this god forsaken monstrosity:

I'm actually shitting myself at what my brain has decided to create.

For Frigga's sake, what the fuck is wrong with me?