!WARNING! This trash man makes innuendos. 
3rd POV
"Sorry dude,but that's complete bull. You aren't Thomas' creativity. That's Roman." Y/n said,clearly done with this annoying man. "Oh,you must be the one my dear brother keeps talking about!" He replied with a creepy smile. They rolled their eyes in response. "Look,can you just wake up my boyfriend and leave!?" Remus frowned "Aww,but wouldn't you rather play with me?~" He said making Y/n almost barf in their mouth. "No,nope nope. Virgil save me" They saud standing next to their emo friend. "AH WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?" Thomas suddenly yelled. "What? What did he do!?" Y/n yelled,giving the green side the stink eye. "There was very disturbing imagery " was all he said. Y/n glares at Remus. "Oh,that. Well it was just a thought I had! Let's just say it involves your pretty little face!" He smirked. "It was much more than their face,and your face. I did not need to see that!" Thomas complained. Y/n thought for a moment before pricing things together. "EW!" They squealed clearly disgusted. "Wha- Oh gross!" Virgil said catching on. Remus just shrugged. "Look here bud,I'm not gonna tolerate this garbadge! You go back to whatever demonic portal you came from and wake up my boyfriend!" They growled. "Fiesty~ I like this one!~" Y/n inhaled sharply,trying their best not to punch him square in the face. "Virgil,get me away from him before I do something unpleasant." Y/n said. Virgil was about to say something before he saw Remus doing the classic 👉👌 hand motion. Y/n screamed and choked him,only earning the response "Choke me daddy" Y/n stopped for a moment before dropping him and screaming "WHAT THE FU-"

I was originally going a completely different way with this,but eh. Remus is our trash boi and some day I'll write an actual imagine about him. Hope y'all have a good day/evening/night,and feel free to leave a reguest. Peace out! 💙
~Evan