Now featuring honorary members of the awkward fucks,such as my sister. (Her name is nyx)

Nyx:So let me get this straight.

Charlotte:More like let me run this bi you.

Lexi:Let's see how this pans out

Daphne:Let's ace-ess the situation

Evan:I'm gay
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Daphne:THE FLOOR IS HATING EVAN! *Jumps on couch with Charlotte*
Han:*jumps onto chair*
Evan:*lies on floor*
Daphne:Evan no-

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Evan:Daphne,why are you taped to the ceiling?

Daphne:Han asked me "What's up?" And I said nothing then taped myself to the ceiling.

Evan:Daphne no!

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Charlotte:Sometimes I just wanna kiss a girl ya know? But I can't be gay cause I like guys.

Han:Boy do I got news for you-

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Pheonix:Hey,ur cute

Evan:*unintelligible flustered gay noises*

Daphne:They said they think you are cute too

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Evan:No one likes me

Daphne:Bitch what am I,mashed potatoes?

Pheonix:*appears out of no where* How fucking dare you

Han and Charlotte:*breaks down door* Ar we jokes to you!?

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Han:So then I said 'knife to meet you!' It was pretty funny!

Daphne:You stabbed Evan

Evan:Its fine,I'm in stab-le condition!

Han:Eyyyy

Evan:Eyyyy

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Evan:Im just saying that in a zombie apocalypse you could survive off of playdough!

Han:Blue it's six in the fucking morning!

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*g-note*

Han Daphne and Evan:*unholy screeching*

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Charlotte:do you swear in the name of the father,

Evan:*waves*

Charlotte:The son and daughter,

Daphne:*is holding my plush gregory*

Charlotte:And the unholy ghost?

Han:*screeches*

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So there's that. Hope ya liked it I guesssss 💙💙💙