A/N: Love the song above!!! It plays some part in this chapter, jsyk.

Okay, before you read, I'd like for you to look at something. (Absolutely no Flashback spoilers in this book.)

You're probably never seen this happen before on WP, but if you have, good for you!

-1 Replies. Oh Wattpad, sometimes you are so very amusing. (Sorry melsswan)

Thank you very much for coming!

A part two to screen names....These screen names are slightly more harder to tell though so if you need clarification, just comment! You're not dumb if you don't know the screen name, I just made it hard to guess...but it guarantees much laughter so...yeah! (I know if there was an awards ceremony, I would win "Most Good At Making Things Awkward"

Sorry I haven't updated in a while...I had finals and the end of the trimester and that was pretty stressful and I guess we'll find out if I made A's soon...but I had to take the math final early because I get to go to Winterfest in Seattle during school.

And it was really stressful because the nearby science class had shattered a test tube and people were freaking out because Glass was everywhere and Glass even got into someone's hand. And there was no clock outside and I only do good when I know the time so I can manage my time well so I left like half of the answers blank. Sad.

I'm going to fail math....but thankfully the final's only 5% of our entire grade. It was supposed to be like 50% but my teacher secretly changed it because she didn't want stress...in fact she's probably the nicest and funniest math teacher I've ever had. Except for the one I had last year.

As of today, right now, I went ice skating for Winterfest at my school!!! It was really fun, just it's a lot harder than I thought. And now my ankles and toes are screaming why to my brain. Too bad, toes. Last year I went ice skating but I only do it once a year and I think I did better this year, I only fell two times 😂

Okay, ignore me and my toes, let's get on with the show!

Katniss: WHAT QUARTER QUELL?!?!

Me: Katniss, don't worry. It's just something I made up.

Keefe: *tries something* Hey, why can't we rename the group name?

Me: Well, after in my cognate @ilovekotlc 's book (read her KotLC funny oneshots book already if you haven't. It's amazing—no I don't want anaphylaxis, autocorrect. Shut up) you and Fitz changed the chat names over and over again to mean stuff, I'm taking precautions.

Fitz: You're no fun at all.

Me: Good. I was never made for fun.

Tris: So what were you made for?

Me: You'll find out.

Tris: o.o

Vara: No one knooooooows

Me: How Far I'll Gooooooooo

Violet: Well that's not what I meant but okay

Violet: Oh no....it came.

Gordon: What came?

Gordon: ASDFGHJKLDJOSIENFNSKWNSJDKSMSJDJEKSNFNDKSMSM

Gordon: I KNEW THIS WOULD COME BUT WHO IS BEHIND THIS

Persassy: Hey why am I Persassy? I like this but I like my normal name better

GraceStevens: NO PERCY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY YOU LIKE PERSASSY BETTER

KatyPerry: Could someone explain what's happening?

AresIsStupid: Sure. Is that Katniss?

AresIsStupid: I like this username! It's Greenbean, in case you can't tell.

Jasassy: What if you definitely could tell?

HerMEown: Well it's pretty obvious

AnnieBell: No it's not

VanessaKennedy: EVEN THOUGH I WANTED A SCREEN NAMES CHAPTER I DON'T WANT TO BE SCREEN NAME CHANGED TOO SO PERSON WHO'S DOING THIS PLEASE STOP

ZombieBoy: Emo dude who can conjure up shadows, do you want to meet sometime

MountTAMalpais: Sure

LittleMrSunshine: Stay AWAY from MY Sunshine, dude!

Linh-ManuelMiranda: Tam? Did you seriously agree to go somewhere you don't know with someone you barely know?

ShadowEmoBoy: *tugs bangs* When you put it like that....

DeathBoy: Come on! I need to meet you!

Apollo'sGoldenBoy: NICO

DeathBreath: SHUT UP

AresIsABigJerk: OHHHHHH LOVER'S QUARREL (This is Ares)

BigJerk: EXCUSE ME I AM ARES NOT BIG JERK

VictoriaKlein: WHY ARE YOU HERE

MarsIsMean: I JUST AM

VictoriaKlein: So all the gods are here?

AreS: Probably

QAreSTUV: I just came here because some force dragged me here-

VictoriaKlein: GREEBEAN. YOU'RE SMART. JOIN FORCES WITH THE OTHER SMART PEOPLE AND FIGURE OUT WHO DID THIS. AND TRY TO KEEP THE OTHER GODS OUT-

'DiteHasAnAfro: Too late

'DiteHasAnAfro: Excuse me?!?! Afros were the 1980s style. No way am I doing one of THOSE.

PollyTheParrot: I have a Haiku ready!

PollyTheParrot: Fandoms in chaos

PollyTheParrot: Screen names are changing a lot

PollyTheParrot: Gods are not happy

SoftieFoster: That's...actually pretty accurate

SoftieFoster: AAARGH! I hate when they spell my name with an "f" instead of a "ph". It's so annoying.

KennewickMan: Foster, I swear, I have no part in this. And I don't think anyone in our "fandom" as they call it, have any part in it either.

LadyGisela: Okay fine, now we can narrow it down to TMI, Divergent, THG, HP, and PJ. Also is there a reason I'm Lady Gisela? I am a bean that's green, not evil.

Ol'DrunkDude: Probably not.

GiselaTheGreat: Lion Dude...are you behind all this?

Grapes'NTapes: George Spoons, don't you think I would make my name normal if I was behind this?

GoGoSqueeze: Hmm...true.

ViolinsRule: Greebean, have you seen the TMI fandom?

GoGoSqueeze: Nope. Other than Jace. Also, is my name going to be stuck like this forever?

VortexKonundrums: I hope not.

GoGoSqueeze: CLARY! IZZY! JACE! ALEC! MAGNUS!

LightMyWood: What

TheZhangInator: ...I'm not sure I like your username Alec...

HazelGrace: Frank, it's fine. At least we know Leo's not behind this.

AmaZhang: I FORGOT

AmaZhang: LEOOOOOOOO

SuperSizedMcShizzle: What

FrankEnStein: Please tell me you're not the person behind this

BadBoySupreme: I'm a demigod, not a person. And I swear on the River Styx it's not me! As much as I like these names, I like my original name better.

GaeaTheSuper: I'm not Gaea, I'm Greenbean! Please don't tell me you're gonna call me that, Lion Dude...

ZionNationalPark: Thanks for giving me a great idea, Gaea!

GaeaTheSuper: AAAARGH! Just don't let Charlotte find out...

CharcoalLatteCaprisun (my nickname for her): Too late!!! *cackles*

Gaea: NOOOOOOO

CharcoalLatte: I have to go do math homework bye

GaeaSizzled: *Phew*

GreatGaea: OKAY TMI PEOPLES WHERE ARE YOU

MoreRagsofMags: What do you WANT? I was in the middle of something! Don't interrupt me AGAIN!

GoldmanSachs: Sorry Magnus but-

MoreRages: MY NAME IS MESSED UP

MoreRages: AND WHO ARE YOU

MoreRages: YOU'RE A HACKER I NEED TO GO BYEEEEEE

DoofenshmirtzEvilIncorporated: My name is DEX not....whatever

SophDaFoster: It's a Forbidden Cities thing...its on this famous show called-

GoGoSqueeze: MAYBE PERRY THE PLATYPUS CAN FIND OUT FOR US! GO, MY FRIEND DISGUISED AS PERRY!

RiskyTris: ....what in the world is that?

GoGoSqueeze: *gasps* I am offended! It's my friend Kiana dressed in a Perry the platypus onesie!

TrisTheBloodAcidReducer: Ummmmm okay. Is your friend going to sneak into there?

GreenBush: Well duh. What else did you expect?

KelpHead: Nothing. Of course.

GreenBeans: Don't worry, she's probably the most optimistic, happiest, bubblyest person you'll ever meet.

FourCakes: I don't like bubbly people

GreenAsparagus: APOLOGIZE!

MrPoetry: I'M HEEEEEEEEREEEEE WORLD

GirlOfManyFloods: Apollo?!?!

SunnyDaysSweepingTheCloudsAway: I'm here, world! With another haiku to save the day!

GeekGirl: Apollo, it's Annabeth here and we're a little busy so...later maybe?

GeekGirl: Let's add an "r" between the G and the e, shall we?

Varanator: ROASTED

Varanator: SOPHIE THAT'S YOUR JOB

PhiePhie: BUUURN

Varanator: ...

Varanator: Greebean you're SURE the name changing person isn't you right?

GordonSpoonyStevens: *scowls*

GordonSpoonyStevens: If I were doing it, don't you think I'd give myself a cool name? And you too?

Varanator: But...it could be reverse pychology?

Varanator: *psychology

Varanator: I never know how to spell that ugh

GreenBeans: True but you have my word that it's not me

SoyBeans: That...doesn't always work but okay

Seva: I HAT THIS NAME

GGTheBean: LOL 😂

Seva: *hate

Seva: It works a lot with me, SOYBEAN

Seva: Hey there are Green beans and Soy beans! What's next?!?!

BlueBeans: Seva Beans. *cracks knuckles*

SeVaraVara: O.O

RedBeans: I LOVE THAT FACE XD

FitzBoyLameryLacker: Lol people say you can't live without love

SophieAdopted: Hmm...I think it should be corrected to oxygen

TheSencenator: OOOOOH FOSTER'S GETTING HER OLD SASS BACK

SophiaForsellini: FYI Keefe, my Sass was never lost. You just didn't concentrate enough to see it too often.

#PersassiusJackson: OOOOOOH BUSTED

#SassicoForever: We should call her Sassphie

#SassicoForever: Or Sophie Sasster

#SassicoForever: OR SASSPHIE SASSTER

#PersassiusJackson: But...that's copying me

SassphieFoster: .........

#PersassiusJackson: She should go by...hmm...let's say...Retortphie Coolster!

SassphieFoster: ......that is way worse than my original name

Sassabeth: Why's everyone going by a Sass name???

Persassabeth: Don't ask me Wise Girl

HaricotVerts: This is such a crazy name. Just saying, I'm pretty sure it's the French way of saying green beans? Something like that

HaricotVerts: And wow Sophie, you aren't like somebody that I used to know

SophDaFos: Now and then I think of when we were together

ClareBear: Like when you said you felt so happy you could die

JacePash: I actually said that jsyk

PriorToThePast: Told myself that you were right for me

Fitz: Ummmm what

TammyBoy: For once I'm on the same page as you, Vacker

FosterLoster: But felt so lonely in your company

KaitlynSencen: ......Foster? You all right there?

SiMAN: But that was love and it's an ache I still remember

DizzyIzzy: SiMON! WHAT IS HAPPENING

Percy: But you didn't have to cut me off

SupremeCommander: Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing

FourTyCakes: And I don't even need your love

KatnissEvergreen: But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough

FosterTheCrazy: No, you didn't have to stoop so low

AveryVacker: Sophie. Sophie! SOPHIE! TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING. PLEASE.

KiKiSencen: Wow Fitz, you don't get it at all, don't you?

KiKiSencen: Although I am rather worried about your sanity, Foster

SpoonsWithGordon: Have your friends collect your records and then change your numberrrrrr

TheHerondale: I guess that I don't need that though

Everyone: Now you're just somebody that I used to know!

Everyone: Now you're just somebody that I used to know!

Everyone: NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOWWWW

LitzaVeryAcker: Soph, (that just autocorrected to Sophitz lol) you're scaring me real bad....please at least tell me

TheSnakyEmPath: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA THIS IS JUST SO HIKARIPS I CANY EVN TYPR

FitzyPoo: Sadness that you laugh... 😭

SophEeeee: Fitz it's just a song from the human world

FitzyPoo: I'm sorry I just can't

SophEEH: FITZ YOU CAN'T

SoSoFoster: KEEFE WHY

AHunkOfGroundBeefe: It's her fault over there *points to me*

Foster: *glares at me*

GGTheBookworm: I have...nothing...to do with...this heh heh *whistles*

VVTheSokeefeShipper: HIGH FIVE GREEBEAN

SophFoster: Like that username is totally not creepy at all

Fitz: Surprise

Fitz: NOW YOU JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOWWWWWWW

FosterMonster: Um okay

Fitz: Hey my name's back to normal

RoyTheFitz: Whoops I jinxed it never mind

FitzLacker: Lol I had a Dare from Keefe to be mad at you for some random stupid reason

BeansAreGreen: WHAT

SassterSASSYPANTS: Oh okay then...thanks Keefe

TheKeefester: You're welcome! 😃

StickyCarpet: Oh we have to do a react on emojis...

StickyCarpet: Why is it showing my...never mind imma find out who did this once and for all

PeetaTheMoonlark: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

StickyCarpet: Peeta....?

Annabeth, Hermione, and Me: PEETA NO TELL ME IT'S NOT

HAIRYPOTTER: What?

AnnaBell: IT'S HIM

PeetaTheMoonlark: HEHEHEEEEEEE FLOWERS AND ROSES AND ICE CREAM AND RAINBOWS AND CLOUDS AND DANCINGGGGGGGG

SophIts: YOU STOLE MY TITLE

TheGrinchBean: Let me fox this

TheGrinchBean: *fix

Me: THERE!

Vara: It's normal?

Sophie: Think so

Fitz: Yup!

Keefe: Yeah

PetTheMoonlark: HEEEEHEEEEE KATNISSSSSSS DID THIS AND SHE MADE ME INTO A SSSSSSSSNAKEEEEEEEEE

Keefe: ....guess he got my package then....

Katniss: Nope, I did. I gave it to Peeta as revenge. 😏

Vara: Well now we know not to get Katniss on her bad side...and that foreshadowing is almost always true

Me: True dat!

Peeta: COLORS AND-

Me: Poor Peeta....I'll leave you to deal with him Katniss

Katniss: What?!?! But-

Vara: Your revenge, your mess. You can sort it out, you're the Girl Who Was On Fire-

Marella: HEY WHAT ABOUT ME

Leo: AND ME

Percy: But are you a girl?

Leo: I'M THE BOY ON FIRE

Marella: Awesome, we'll be the boy and girl on fire.

Katniss: Uh no it's me because I was OFFICIALLY NAMED THAT

Marella: But I actually have fire powers. I can make fire at any time, can you? You were just named that because-

Vara: DON'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL PEOPLE

Me: You started it. Your texting, your mess, Vara!

Vara: Sometimes I feel like my own quotes backfire on me.

Katniss: WELL THE PRESIDENT MADE THAT OFFICIAL AND IT'S OFFICIAL TO ME SO-

Leo: Ladies, break it up. I can take the title of BOTH genders, that way you won't have any stress and it'll be equal? Good enough?

Marella and Katniss: *jumps on Leo with teeth growling and fingers ready*

Leo: Never mind, never mind, NEVER MIND! OKAY OKAY OKAY

Me: LADIES BREAK IT UP HERE STOP! THE ONLY PERSON THAT GETS THE TITLE OF GIRL ON FIRE IS ME. Now shush.

Marella: But-

Me: I know, I'm not a pyrokinetic!

Leo: A What? (This word keeps capitalizing and I can't stop it ugh)

Everyone: SHUSH

Me: But I can make a fire with a match. If I try really hard.

Katniss, Marella, and Leo: ..........

Me: Anyway, thank you, thank you for this first Quarter Quell! *bows down*

Me: This is how we celebrate the 25th chapter of Fandom Texting, and how we will celebrate 50th, 75th chapters, etc. If I get that far, which I hope I do.

Vara: Anyway thank you so much for coming to the First Quarter Quell ever of Fandom Texting! All of you who were invited here (all of you but who cares) are allowed to request whatever you want, and also say which chapters you want to make part two's to. For the....50th chapter anniversary (if I get that far) or Second Quarter Quell!!!

Me: Yeah just list the chapters here. Anyway-

Katniss: So we were participating in a Quarter Quell this whole time?

Me: Um kind of, yes-

Katniss: By texting?

Me: *sweats* Ummmm maybe. Gotta go see y'all soon! Don't get into any fights without me! Then I can be a referee!

Hope you enjoyed, please list all the chapters you want part two's to, and I will consider all of them! Please! Maybe? *gives puppy eyes*

Okay then. Thanks for reading, and thank you again, for coming to the first ever quarter quell of FT!!! *crowd claps hard*