Percy: HEY

Percy: HEY WISE GIRL I GOT A NEW PHONE WITH A BLUE WATERY PHONE CASE 

Percy: THIS IS YOUR NUMBER RIGHT

Me: No, wrong number. You the famous Perseus Jackson? CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH

Percy: 

Percy: Um, sorry. I'll, go now. Sorry about that! 

Me: NO

Me: COME BAAAAAAAAAACK 

Me: I WILL FIND YOU PERCY JACKSON

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Percy: ANNABETH I GOT A NEW PHONE THIS IS YOUR NUMBER RIGHT

Annabeth: Uh yeah

Percy: Thank goodness I just ran into this person who somehow knew what my name was...probably a hacker of some sort. He/She asked me for my autograph for some reason...so I think it was a she 

Annabeth: Okay...Why are you using phones though? We could use Iris Messages...and phones attract monsters

Percy: Too bad, monsters find us 24/7 anyway. And we have to pay every time we use one! Phones are better. They don't charge you every time you text. 

Annabeth: ...

Annabeth: Seaweed Brain, watch your words

Percy: What?

Tris: Am I in the right place?

Annabeth: WhO aRe YoU

Tris: Tris Prior, Dauntless, at your service. 

Four: And I'm Tobias. Call me Four. 

Percy: Your name's a number! How old are you?

Four: I'm not four years old, in case you were wondering. And it's not safe to reveal your age online. 

Katniss: Hey, you! Yes, the one who's name is Four! Are you from District 4?

Four: What

Peeta: You know, the districts. Do you fish? 

Four: W-what? No! Four is a nickname, and I am not from district 4, whatever that is. And I do NOT fish. 

Annabeth: Hold up. WHO invited you all here and why are you here?

Annabeth: Percy, you've been strangely quiet all this time...

Percy: Well, sorry! They're just like us!

Annabeth: How?!

Percy: Um I'll find a reason soon, Wise Girl

Clary: What am I doing here

Jace: Are you demons

Jace: CLARY DON'T TALK TO THEM THEY'RE ALL DEMONS

Jace: And add punctuation Clary. I thought mundanes were taught all those useless grammar lessons for SOMETHING. 

Katniss: You can say THAT again.

Jace: And add punctuation Clary. I thought mundanes were taught all those useless grammar lessons for SOMETHING. 

Four: 🤦‍♂️ 

Clary: Stop being ridiculous Jace. Who are you all?

Jace: COMMA

Clary: My mom's pretty much in a coma...

Jace: Stop sassing me

Annabeth: Percy!

Percy: What?

Annabeth: Find a reason why they're all here. QUICKLY. 

Tris: I love how you're talking about us like we aren't even here. 

Peeta: Yeah! We're people too, you know!

Simon: Not me. I'm a vampire. 

Everyone: ...

Simon: HEY I DON'T DRINK PEOPLE BLOOD AND I DON'T BITE 

Isabelle: Simon...How many times have we talked about telling people you're a vampire straight from the moment you meet them?

Simon: Never

Magnus: Well I'm a warlock

Tris: I'm genetically pure!

Four: And I'm genetically damaged. 

Tris: At least you're still a person....plus being genetically damaged doesn't make you a bad person. You're the same person I always knew you know!

Four: But we're from the future so like...

Clary and Jace: We're Shadowhunters!

Katniss: Peeta and I are people but we're tributes in the hunger games. Well, used to be. 

Percy: Anyone else here who's something?

Harry: I'm a wizard! (A/N-any other fandoms you want me to include? Or any other characters from the fandoms?)

Hermione: A witch 

Sophie: We're elves, for goodness' sake!

Keefe: Hiiiiiiii

Biana: Hey, nice to meet y'all!

Dex: I'm gonna modify this phone so it can see everyone in this group chat

Jace: Wow, stalkerish much?

Fitz: Wow

Fitz: I never knew that Shadowgunters were so snarky

Jace: It's ShadowHUNTERS for your information, Wonderboy

Dex: You too? High five! 

Keefe: Include me in that high five too! 

*all 3 virtually high five*

Linh: Hi

Linh: Taaaammm

Tan: What

Keefe: AHAHAHAHAAAAAA It turned your name into Tan, Bangs Boy! Better change it!

Take: To what

Take: SENCEN

Beefe: Whaaaat? 

Leefe: BANGS BOY STAAAHHHHP

Tam: Finally! Got it

Keefe: You'll regret that TAN 

Everyone: ...

Everyone: WHAT 

Annabeth: Moving on...we're demigods. I think that's it...anyone else? 

Annabeth: Okay well....

Annabeth: Bye for now?

Me: FOUND YOU ALL

Percy: AAARRRRGH WHY DOES FATE CALL ME

Percy: ITS THE CREEPY STALKER PERSON WHO KNEW MY NAME AND ASKED FOR MY AUTOGRAOH EVERYONE LOG OFF/SCATTER

Four: We're used to fighting, Percy. No need. *holds up fists*

Tris: I'm fast!

Annabeth: Stop being a scaredy cat, Seaweed Brain. You know we're all powerful. Just uncap Riptide, it doesn't look like she's mortal. 

Me: HEY HEY HEY 

Me: Stooooop

This: Wanna fight?

This: WHO CHANGED MY SCREEN NAME

Keefe: *snickers*

This: You'll pay for this Keefe

Four: You don't wanna get in her way...

Me: EVERYONE FREEZE

Me: Well, that worked. But it won't work for very long, I'm afraid. Anyway we need to wrap this all up! I'm the creepy stalker person you all saw (also known as StickyCarpet) and you're allowed to request anything. And any more fandoms. Um yeah. Anything else? Questions? Comments? Suggestions? Better leave them all to it then! See you next time! 

*Everything un-freezes*

Annabeth: WHERE DID SHE GO

Peeta: She didn't even get to say her name and what she was!

Everyone: PEETAAAAA

Well, that's it, then! Please tell me what you thought of this chapter and suggest stuff!