(A/N: Please watch the Harry Potter rap above! I finally got the stupid thing to work. It'll only work for one chapter, but still. It's super funny. LEVIOSA, NOT LEVIOSAAAR. And the look on Voldy's face XD 

Also, so sorry for the long wait. At first I was deciding whether I should put this chapter at the end of the book, as a grand finale, but then I decided I had an even better grand finale. Also I haven't posted for some time (Yeah I think one and a half weeks is a long time) but this is like an extra extra EXTRA long chapter and my Notes app was glitching since it was so long. (Now that I've checked, it's more than 6,800 words :) 

So yeah. Hope you enjoy and it should be the last chapter of autocorrect! (Unless you want another autocorrect-like chapter like a sequel to this one. Or prequel. Or quadrupquel. Or quintrupquel. Hmm...or the quarter quell...yeah I think I'm going to do something like a quarter quell-style thingy for this book. Like have a special edition chapter at every 25, 50th, etc. chapter.)

Also at the end of this chapter I have drawn some Dizznee family art (except for Kesler. I can't seem to draw him even though he's just an older version of Dex) because why not? I was trying to draw the new Vacker family portrait while referencing but failed and I was like "Why isn't there art or even fanart for Juline, Kesler, the triplets and Dex?" Well Dex does but y'know, the rest of his family deserves some applause. I really hope some kind of art comes out for his family in the next few books. Anyway basically I have drawn Dex and his family (I'm trying to work on Kesler but he's haaaaaard.) and I need feedback, people! Also I'm really proud of myself for drawing these without any reference and just from my imagination. (And Vara helped me with advice too. Thanks, Vara! Also guess how many words are in here? Almost 7,000 :)

Okay never mind. Some new memes I made and the Dizznee family art is in the next chappie because this chapter's already way too long. I'll try to post immediately though!)

Annabeth: How. Many. Times. Do. I. Have. To. Mention. How. Perfect. I'd. Be. For. This. Plan.

Percy: That doesn't sound very scary. If I could release a tidal flow of water into the headquarters, would you all be happy?

Linh: I could do that, too...

Jace: NO! I can say anything and practically charmspeak! I can win over anyone with my stunning good looks

Piper: "Practically" isn't the same as actually being able to do it! You KNOW someone right here who could manage everything!

Dex: I'm a Technopath, I'm practically the Repair Boy!!!

Leo: ExCuSe mE wHo iS tHe RePaIr BoY hErE

Dex: NO! MY WHOLE ABILITY IS DEDICATED TO TECHNOLOGY

Leo: WELL I'M A SON OF HEPHAESTUS

Four: I've cracked a computer once...

Tris: Excuse me?! Did you face like, 1,004,749,274,462,037 obstacles to get into the Erudite building and shut off the computers to destroy Jeanine?!

Clary: I DESTROYED A WHOLE SHIP JUST BY DRAWINGGGGGGGG

Me: I SAID STOP. IF ANYONE SAYS ONE MORE WORD, I WILL DESTROY THEM.

Vara: Yeah she has author powers you guys

Me: Technically I should destroy you Vara but you're not an annoying character-

Vara: Yes I am.

Me: If you keep interrupting me, I actually might destroy you...

Vara: Okay. Got it!

Me: All right. We can ALL sneak into HQ.

Vara: How?!

Me: Well, Lily will be doing the actual work. We'll attach an invisible earpiece Dex can make and we'll WHISPER instructions in her ear.

Vara: Lol Greebean you sound like those teachers that like to emphasize words. Like that'll force us to do the thing any better 

Lily: Why does it have to be me?!?! Like everyone volunteered except for me so like choose someone else that actually wants to do it

Me: Well you kinda volunteered for-

Lily: I DID NOT

Me: And it's kind of your fault! Well no it's Annabeth's fault but you know...plus you're the most sneakiest person here-

Everyone: NO

Me: YES. NOW SHUT UP.

Vara: Okay so Greebean planned it out with me. Lily, if all of us are being especially annoying, feel free to yank the earpiece off.

Lily: Got it

Me: There's a very very VERY high chance of that happening so just know if Keefe and Jace are being annoying, tell us and we'll make sure to give them a-

Lily: Okay okay fine....just remember I will punch anyone if they shout in my ear. I have sensitive ears.

Everyone: Got that!

Vara: So...what's our plan?

Everyone: *looks to Greebean*

Me: Um...stalk down Dean Hachamovitch?

Vara: Isn't he dead?

Lily: Idk the internet doesn't say

Lily: Well like different sources say different stuff so...

Me: Um then...just sneak to autocorrect headquarters straightaway. That's like, the best possible way.

Tris: Shouldn't I act like-

Me: Me says no

Vara: Who's Me?

Jace: You

Me: *ignores Jace* Me is the anti-autocorrect/grammartopia-ish version of yours truly.

Keefe and Jace: So me?

Me: nO

Lily: Dex could you pls function an earpiece for me. And it preferably does not itch or hurt?

Dex: Sure th-

Leo: WHAT ABOUT ME

Lily: ...

Vara: Obviously he can't work with Dex, Lily...or else they might *whisper* break the fourth wall...

Dex: Or else what

Vara: Nothing, I said absolutely nothing. Sorry Dex

Lily: Ooooookayyyyy

Tris: Come on Vara your garbage

Everyone: TRIS HOW RUDE

Me: TRIS YOU FIOSSLSOAIWMRNIFKXBSIFBGJDKWKOQIENFNSJSJND

Vara and Lily: *holds me by the sleeves of my shirt*: LET ME AT HER

Vara: Guys, guys. Calm down. It's called garbage CAN, not garbage CANNOT. I'll be fine.

Vara: That was a quote from Oscar in Sesame Street in case you didn't know!

Me: How dare you Tris

Four: No girlfriend of mine would ever say that. Never. 😢

Tam: IS FOUR CRYING

Four: NO

Tris: Ugh it's autocorrect. Sorry Vara! You're really nice. I meant your essay you worked really hard on is in the garbage and someone threw it out or something...

Vara: Do you have future powers? How do you know that?!

Vara: Oh wait nvm I better rescue my essay on why nature is important to us first. Brb. And thanks Tris!

Lily: Okay....

Me: Well then how dare you autocorrect

Katniss: So um

Lily: Where is autocorrect headquarters?

Me: Well I live somewhere in WA, superclose to Microsoft so how about all of you catch a flight to where I live? Yes, Lily and Vara, you too

Vara: Rescued. Thankfully I don't have to do it again

Lily: How will we get back

Me: Take a leaping crystal. Lily, Vara, I'll give you the coordinates. And all of you, my place bans Time-Turners, Portals, Leaping Crystals, and Flat Transes. Oh wait that's TMR. They're not in here yet. Never mind. Basically any forms of your own transportation are banned here so you'll have to hop on a flight.

Percy: But...what about Zeus?

Leo: Oh yeah. Zeus=Plane=Disaster (A/N: Thx for giving me that idea, Vara.)

Me: It's fine, all of you take a plane together. Hopefully you all have enough magical whatever you use to hide your presence from Ze-The Lightning Man.

Annabeth: ???

Me: Trying not to attract him. Any other questions?

Peeta: Who'll pay for our flights though? We can't just sneak on

Fitz: Leave that to us, we have over trillions of dollars in our birth funds.

Jace: Leave it to the cognate obsessed boy to boast about his trillions of $$$ in his bank fund.

Fitz: BIRTH FUND

Jace: What's that? A fund for the tragic accident when you were born?

Dex: Okay that was plain mean Jace

Clary: Something's wrong with him...

Me: Oh no! Is he inhabited by Lilith again?!

Izzy: NO! And how do you know about Lilith?!

Me: Never mind me. Clary make sure he's all right before he goes to my place. I don't want my place infested with demons.

Clary: Sigh. Percy, Leo and Jace should be in a sass-off contest soon.

Keefe: What about me?! I usually go for sarcasm but y'know, I'm sassy too. 

Me: Lol Nightfall proved that. Everblaze too! "Our girl is growing sneakier and sneakier"

Me: *"snarkier and snarkier"

Keefe: I don't know how deadly fires can prove that I'm sassy. And yeah I was especially sassy in Nightfall! 

Vara: No GB. Don't break the fourth wall. 

Clary: Oh yes you too Keefe 

Tam: Am I invisible

Linh: No

Clary: Oh yeah! Second only to Tam. (Meme) Tam's more salty though.

Harry: What about me Clary

Jace: COMMA

Harry: There is no need to call me comma, commacon

Everyone:

Everyone: Ooooooooooh burrrrrrn

Sophie: BURNNNNN

Lily, Vara, and me: EVAPORATEEEEE

Everyone: ???

Lily: Lol it's from a meme. I'm using it from now on!

Ron: Lol you remember in 6th year how Snape was like CALL ME SIR

Hermione and me: AND YOU SAID "THERE'S NO NEED TO CALL ME SIR, PROFESSOR"

Four: Did he seriously do that

Percy: Oooh Harry's got sass

Hazel: So have I

Jace: This'll be a hard contest

Tam: Not to mention you have me too

Biana: O.o

Fitz: Boy, it's kinda hard imagining saying that to a professor

Keefe: Not when it's Galvin! Or Bronte!

Fitz: Lol imagine Sophie saying that to Galvin. "There's no need to call me lady, Lady."

Dex: Yikes, she'd give out detention for sure.

Keefe: Then you could join me in detention, Sophie!

Sophie: Thankfully I'm not planning to do that. Anyway what were we talking about?

Hermione: Snape's pretty evil, but....he turned out good. In the end. Like he hated Harry's father but you know

Christina: We're getting off topic...Where to, GB?

Me: Well I don't want to give away my exact location so let's just meet in Redmond, where Microsoft headquarters is and pretend my apartment is there. The closest airport should be Sea-Tac airport. (A/N: Yes I'm trying to make the story/chapter/react chat as accurate and realistic as I can)

Annabeth: All right

Keefe: Okay

*flights are all organized*

Lily: Is everyone on a flight?

Everyone: Yes

Me: Lilyyyyyy are you here yet

Lily: No

Me: I have blue chocolate chip cookies

Lily: COMING

Me: Guys you better get here quickly....Vara's here already and she's gonna eat the chocolate ship cookie supply quickly

Me: *chip

Me: Hmm...chocolate ships...I wonder what would happen if I melted a pool of Hershey's chocolate and engrave "Sokeefe" on it then put it in the fridge and then it's frozen so I could eat it. I'd better take a picture though

Percy: VARA PLEASE SAVE SOME FOR ME

Vara: Never more 😈😈😈 -Edgar Allen Poe

Vara: Though I'm not sure he'd say it AS evilly. And he didn't have emojis. Oh well, we'll never know.

Percy: WE HAVE TO GET THERE!! GET US ON AN EARLIER FLIGHT, WISE GIRL! PIPER USE YOUR CHARMSPEAK SKILLS! ANYTHING!!!!

Annabeth: Greenbean lives near Oh Chocolate, Seaweed Brain. She has a school membership there so she can get you whatever you want -_-

Me: O_O

Me: Annabeth, how do you know about that?!

Vara: OMG REALLY

Vara: GREEBEAN CAN I EXPLOIT YOUR SCHOOL MEMBERSHIP TO HAVE AS MANY SWEETS AS I WANT?!

Me: Vara, I think you've had enough cookies for one day....plus there's Island Treats too and you definitely want to try that!

Vara: Sweet! Do you have a membership there too?

Me: Sadly, no. AND VARA NO DON'T TOUCH THE REST OF THE COOKIES THEY'RE FOR EVERYONE ELSE

Vara: Pretty please with a book on top

Me: No. You're incredibly lucky to get these cookies! My friend's mom makes the best cookies ever and she made me some so yeah. And Dex helped me make a doubling machine so I turned that one cookie into 256 cookies. POWER OF MATH! Thanks, Dex. Also, you're super lucky Vara.

Dex: No problem

Vara: *licks spoon* You're so lucky.

Me: *sigh* Come on Vara, let me show you to the bathroom, you're got frosting everywhere...

Percy: 😭😭😭

Me: Shhh...I've-

Lily: I'm listening

Sophie: And me

Jace: And me

Vara: AND ME

Keefe: The amazing Keefester is listening in too everyone

Jace: Uh no the amazing Jasassyester is here

Percy and Keefe: YOU STOLE MY NAME

Clary: -_- Stop copying everyone Jaceman (A/N: I was typing Clary at the beginning but it somehow turned into Jace and ugh)

Clary: *Jace

Jace: Ohhh thanks for the idea Clary. I'll go by JasassyesterMan then

Clary: Oh nooooooo

Me: Never mind....

Lily: I think we should chaperone them on their flight...

Vara: Come on Lily, they're all older than us. What could go wrong?

Sophie: DON'T JINX US

Vara: Whoops...I meant "What couldn't go wrong?"

Keefe: Lol that's pretty much Sophie's life story.

Tam: *grumbles* Can't we at least call Elwin along?

Me: No. It's important that no one finds out about this. Goodnight. Have a great flight. Vara, Lily, SLEEPOVER!

Lily: Oh that's good she's got the Keeper books. And she has an assortment of stuff that's teal

Vara: No purple

Lily: Teal

Vara: Purple

Lily: Teak

Lily: *Tal

Vara: Pitpld

Lily: *Tesl

Vara: *Pirple

Lily: *Tea,

Vara: *Purpld

Lily: *Teal

Vara: *purple

Vara: Finally! Thanks, autocorrect. Thanks a lot. (A/N: I swear that actually happened. Then I decided to drag it out)

*after one day*

*this is all in real life. Basically reacts*

Sophie: Errrrr

Fitz: Hey everyone

Jace: Oh so you're the legendary Cognate Obsessed Boy.

Keefe: He's a legendary VACKER, for your information.

Jace: And you're Keefe? Interesting.

Keefe: STOP CONTEMPLATING ME LIKE I'M A MASTERPIECE

Clary: Stop Keefe. Stop Jace. Also, just a warning, Jace does that pretty much every time he meets someone new. It was the same for when we met. 

Tris: Hello

Four: Hey

Tris: I wasn't talking to you Four

Four: Well yeah I was talking to the rest of them

Christina: Is that Factoria?! There's like a huge assortment of shops there!

Me: Yes, there are. I'm lucky to live near here. Hello, everyone. This is me.

Everyone: Hi

Percy: DO YOU HAVE MY BLUE COOKIES

Me: *laughs* The first words of Persassius Jackson to Greebean. "Do you have my blue cookies?!"

Tam: I don't like this girl. I don't like her at all.

Linh: Loosen up, Tam! We just met her.

Me: Yeah Tam! Stop acting like I'm invisible! And liberty and justice to all!

Everyone: ...

Me: Ooh funny story. When I was in 1st grade, I thought the end of our pledge of allegiance was "Invisible, and poverty and justice for all" when it really was "indivisible, and liberty and justice for all". I was so funny back then. Anyways, any more introductions?

Biana: Hello! It's an honor to meet you!

Me: It's a pleasure to meet you as well, Biana. Can you auto-oh wait, we'll break the fourth wall. Vara will kill me for that. Plus I met you in person. Selfie then!

Harry: ?!!

Hermione: It's fine.

Ron: Self...ie?

Me: Lol nvm. Time to meet Lily and Vara!

Vara: *magically appears in a crowd of Factorians*

Lily: *also magically appears*

Vara: Heyyyy I'm the quote master GB's told you about

Lily: Hey boi

Me: *claps hands* So you've all met the rest of our food!

Me: Folk, not food. Though that would be nice. Izzy, please make your whip into those cute bracelets. I swear, there are no demons here.

Izzy: *mutters*

Jace: Are we all glamoured?

Lily: Don't think so...

Dex: I brought a melder for you Lily...and the earpiece. And the obscurer.

Leo: It was supposed to be developed by ME

Lily: Thanks Dex, that's super helpful. Leo, I'll...need your sass in the future?

Leo: Yay

Lily: Super surprised you didn't add exclamation points

Leo: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lily: That's better!

Vara: We better get to Greebean's apartment so I can eat all the-I mean talk about the plan

Me: I saw your slip there Vara...Lily helped me make mallowmelt so...

Everyone: YESSSSSS

Me: Let's go.

Me: Actually let's go to Coldstone in Factoria first...

Lily: GREEBEAN WE HAVE NO TIME FOR ICE CREAM WHEN WE NEED TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM A HORRIBLE DEATH

Random people in crowd: *stops and stares*

Me: Forgetful dust!!

Magnus: Someone cast an invisibility rune

Linh: No need, I have an obscurer.

*Everyone disappears, much to the shock of the people*

Random person: SOMEONE CALL NINE ONE ONE

Another person: Oh no! Are you choking?! Hello?! Are you okay?! Okay?! Are you dead?!

Me: Yes, I am dead. There's no need to say if I'm ok since I'm dead. And I'm choking even though I'm dead.

Vara: You don't have to be so sarcastic GB

Me: If there was a sarcasm contest, I'd pretty much be the winner. Competition's pretty scarce.

Jace: Not this competition. I'm up for it.

Izzy: Ouch I feel bad for you Greenbean

Sophie: Include Keefe!!! He's the master of sarcasm!

Percy: What about me?

Keefe: You mean WBM

Lily: Well we're not texting anymore. And Percy, aren't you master of sass?

Leo: Yeah he's SassmasterPersassy#. I'm also a master of sass! SorryNotSorry#.

Lily: Leo, the hashtag goes before the word.

Leo: Oh.

Leo: Then #SassmasterPersassy! And #SorryNotSorry.

Lily: Good job. Something that's weird is that every fandom also has some kind of funny/sarcastic/sassy character.

Vara: Wait so everyone that's sassy is also sarcastic? Because it's the same people for both contests.

All sarcastic and sassy peeps (including me): Yeah pretty much

Vara: Lol I'd love to see Greebean be sassy to a teacher

Me: I'd only do that on a dare. Like, you could ask me to be nice to any teacher and I would do it. In fact my friends and I had this really weird conversation yesterday and one of my friends was like "Last year all of us hated our LA/SS teacher except for Greenbean. Like GB was the only student who LIKED her" and I was like "ExcUsE mE I hAtED heR she gave way too much hw. Caroline and I were the ones who originally made the petition for her to give us less hw!" (Btw the petition actually worked.) and my other friend Ella was like "Come on, she's nice to every teacher. Ask her to say something to any teacher kindly and she will". Lol. And I can be nice to ANYONE!

Lily: Really?! Even meanies?!

Me: As long as they're friendly and don't hurt other people on purpose.

Tris: But...they're meanies so how could they be friendly

Me: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear you, Tris. So-

Random fangirl: OMGOMGOMG TRIS?! ARE YOU NAMED TRIS?! YOU'RE SO LUCKYYYYYYY! YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE TRIS IN THE MOVIE TOO! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!

Vara: Linh, DON'T THE OBSCURERS WORK?!!

Linh: Give it to Dex...oh no. There's a chip in it.

Lily: What does that mean?!?!

Dex: *pushes to front* It means people can't see us, but they can hear us. Unfortunately.

Fangirl: WHERE ARE YOU TRIS?! WHERE ARE YOU?!

Leo: Dex, we can work together.

Dex: *blinks in surprise* really?

Leo: Sure. I don't like fangirls

Lily, Vara, and me: HoW rUdE

Dex: *waves hand* Continue on!

Lily: In the middle of chaos?

Vara: 😂

Me: *sighs* Fine. If they aren't friendly, then I'll sass them off until they die of old age. NO ONE, and I repeat NO ONE (except for maybe Jace, though I'd love to see him try) can beat me at a sass-off contest.

Percy: Am I invisible

Me: Uh actually yeah

Vara: Lol we're all invisible

Percy: Oh

Annabeth: Does that mean no invisibility caps either?

Me: Ummmm I guess they're okay

Marella: Is fire okay too?

Me: ARRRRGH! You know what, anything's allowed. Fine.

Vara: We're here! GB you probably wanna-

Me: *sighs* Yes, I know. Okay everyone here we are-*freezes because random person is coming out*

Me: Um.....hello? (A/N: I do this a lot btw)

Random person: Hello! How are you doing? What grade are you in? What school? (A/N: Yes everyone asks that for some reason it's annoying)

Me: Um I'mnotallowedtotalktostrangersandI'vegotcompanyherebye! *runs off into elevator*

Peeta: HEY! THE ELEVATOR DOOR'S CLOSING! I'M LEFT BEHIND FOREVER!

Lily: Guys seriously can you not read?! "The elevator door opens with a light touch so please do not shove the elevator door"

Peeta: Oh okay

Me: I'm pretty sure we're a party of more than 13 people...we have *performs head count* I'm too lazy to count. Vara count for me pls

Vara: We have about 34 people including us

Me: Oh great. The elevator is gonna collapse.

Keefe: What are those? *pushes all the elevator buttons*

Lily, Vara, and me: KEEFE NOOOOOOOOO

*Elevator snaps and falls, jerks up and down, then side to side and falls*

Me: KEEFE WHY *hanging on for dear life*

Sophie: KEEFE I TOLD YOU NOT TO-

*elevator goes from side to side again*

Lily: I never knew elevators could go sideways...hehe...

Vara: We're doomed -o-

Me: Oh well at least we get to die in vain and not by aut-

Katniss: Elevators can move from side to side, you know...

Lily: Yeah but like you're from the future and we're not

Peeta: Oh right

Me: BY AUTHOR POWERS, STOP ELEVATOR

*elevator stops*

Me: *blinks*

Me: I actually wasn't expecting that to work...

Vara: Who cares?! We get to die by autocorrect this time instead of an elevator accident! Thanks, Greebean!

Me: Ummmm thanks

Me: I mean you're welcome?

Lily: Yeah, I'm SO looking forward to that. Come on everyone.

Me: Thankfully my sisters are at school so it's just me.

Linh: What about you?

Me: Ummmmm I totally didn't skip school and come here. Anyway here are your blue chocolate chip cookies!!!

Everyone: Yesssss

Keefe: You ditch?

Me: Sometimes. Last year I ditched math once a month to accompany and talk to my friend while she was going to lunch. I had lunch A and she had lunch b, which meant she had lunch when I had 4th period. We weren't in any of the same classes and barely got to talk, and the two buildings I have math and lunch in are really close together, so I only skipped like 5 minutes of class.

Keefe: Only 5 minutes? Still. At least it's something.

Me: True. But I don't do that anymore since I have all of my friends in my classes and barely anyone that's my friend has lunch b now.

Sophie: Anyway...What about the mallowmelt?

Me: Oh yeah, Vara and Lily ate it all up. Sorry.

Vara: *eating 3 chocolate chip cookies*

Lily and me: VARA

Vara: WHAT

Me: That's it!! We're going!

Keefe: Where

Lily: Uggghhhhhh

Me: So here's the plan (A/N: No I haven't been to the Microsoft headquarters but I have an idea of it)

Me: So we're going to wait outside in Factoria. Lily will sneak in and go to the phone engineering section, then to the autocorrect section of it. Then you'll find an evil database and shut it off.

Lily: Well that's today taken care of!

Me: No need to be sarcastic, Lily. I'M the sarcasm master here.

Lily: You can't be the only one...

Vara: GUYS! THE ISSUE AT HAND IS AUTOCORRECT!

Hermione: Yeah, Dex do you have the earpiece ready?

Dex: Yup.

Lily: Whoaaaa it can play music too. I like it.

Me: *grumbles* Lucky.

Vara: Well, let's get moving!

Vara: I've got the leaping crystal somewhere....

Me: Oh no Vara...did you lose it?!

Vara: Nope! Got it!

*everyone is light-leaped to Redmond, WA*

Lily: Okay well bye, if I die give my regards

Annabeth: No need to be crabby!

Lily: Look who's talking. Give my regards to the MIT too, bye

*Lily disappears*

*crystal-teleported to Factoria*

Me: Okay so guys, we're a part of around 30 people, so we need to find a place where we won't be noticed as suspicious.

Vara: RED ROBIN!

Simon: I used to love that place...

Me: Okay so umm let's go

*at Red Robin*

Random waiter: May I take your order?

Vara: Sure some stake fries and 30 sandwiches. That'll be it

Waiter: *blinks* Okay

*the following is based off a meme*

Peeta: Come on I wanted bread

Tris: PEETA! Don't eat the bread!

Four: I want cake, preferably Dauntless.

Percy: No, blue cake.

Jace: I want tomato soup and mangos.

Katniss: I just wanted a toasted squirrel sandwich...

Jace: No, we need something brown.

Izzy: I can cook something too...

TMI Fandom: NO

Izzy: Fine.

Sophie: Nothing meat for us!!

Harry: I need treacle tart

Me: There is no treacle tart here sorry

Ron: Fine then butter beer?

Me: There's nothing like what you eat here...

Vara: Okay everyone shut up so Lily can hear us

Lily: Hello? Hello? Hello?

Me: Hi Hi Hi

Lily: HELLO?! HELLO?!

Me: HI HI

Lily: Okay okay I hear you

Lily: I'm standing outside of my death mission

Vara: Stop Lily. Leo, how do you open a fob key for an HQ?

Leo: You need to type....

*In Lily's POV*

Lily: Ugh.

*door opens*

Lily: I strained my fingers!

Me: *through speaker* Just get on with it. You get to see what no child has ever-OHNO

Lily: WHAT?!?!

Me: Lily, I'll get back to you ASAP. Try and figure out what you need to do, I need to go bye!

Lily: ...

Lily: Something really bad must have happened...

*GB's POV*

Me: ...

Me: Vespera?! Gisela?! WHAT in the WORLD are you DOING here?!?!

Me: Oh no I think I shouted too loud

Percy: The Mist will hide us, don't worry. Are these the two evil people that are never seen?

Keefe: It's NEVERSEEN. That's the name of their organizat-

Gisela: We aren't part of that anymore, Keefe. Can't you remember anything?

Keefe: *flinches*

Sophie: Stop it, Lady Gisela-

Jace, Keefe, Vara and me: DON'T RESPECT HER BY CALLING HER LADY

Me: ...

Sophie: What deal have you come to make now?

Izzy: Oooh I bet it's to be slashed at with my whip

Izzy: *slashes golden whip at Gisela*

Gisela: *quickly jumps out of the way*

Izzy: *shocked* That's the first time my whip has ever failed me...

Alec: There's a first time for everything, Iz.

Gisela: I just have fast reflexes!

Jace: Stop it, Lady G. What are you doing here for? I assure you, if you don't give me a valid reason, Clary and I WILL be able to slash you to death.

Izzy: Me and Alec too

Jace and me: Uh no it's Alec and I (A/N: Seriously! Literally everyone I know says that on a daily basis. It's so annoying, it's like they're TRYING to get me to bite them.)

Gisela: No need, Vespera and I are projections.

Simon: Come on! She stole Raphael's idea!

Clary: I thought you weren't a fan of him...

Simon: Hey just making a valid point here

Jace: Woman, if you don't give us a reason, get ready for some serious battle.

Vespera: Don't call us unrespectful names! It is simply not ruthless enough. I need more ruthless teenagers.

Percy: Oh yeah, that brought us back to something. I thought you and Keefe's evil mom weren't quite friends, anymore?

Lily: *crackle crackle*

Lily: GUYS?! HELP

Lily: THERE ARE MEMBERS OF THE NEVERSEEN HERE AND- *static*

Vara: Oh great. Greebean I trust that you can take care of things here-

Me: Don't trust me, as you well know, Vara.

Vespera: Wise choice, ruthless teenager.

Vara: *flares* DON'T CALL ME RUTHLESS, STUPID-HEAD! And GB, I trust you more than anyone else here, and that's good enough.

Me: Later I would say that's nice of you to say but we're bu-

Lily: GUYS?!?! HELP!!!

Annabeth: Vara you better handle things

Vara: Okay

Gisela: I came here to-

Everyone: Make a deal

Me: Take a hint

Gisela and Vespera: ?

Me: Go on before I can render you useless

Vespera: No, we're going to be your allies.

Tris: I absolutely love how you said that like you're somehow going to force us to be your ally.

Katniss: Peeta and I know all about allying with someone else. Don't ally with this group.

Me: Sorry Spera, can't take you up on this offer. We have a dangerous mission to face.

Vespera: *complains* Don't call me Spera! I am Miss Lady Vespera.

Keefe: Then what's your last name?

Me: Nice sass Keefe

Vespera: I forgot. Thousands of years in prison can do that to you, you know.

Fitz: And that hapoened BECAUSE you were so dangerous to everyone. And then you broke out. 

Jace and me: Spera, you don't put a miss if there's a lady in your name.

Me: And I'll call you whatever you want, S'pair of shoes. Go AWAY

Everyone: BURN

Vara, Lily and me: EVAPORATE

Gisela: Fine. You'll be sorry once you find out.

Everyone: *watches as they leave*

Jace: *mutters* Mundanes

Tam: They aren't, actually. They're elves.

Me: Salty Tam

Vara: Okay, good job roasting her GB. And Jace. But guess what?

Everyone: What?

Lily: I'm in danger. Fintan's here.

Everyone: *groans*

Four: Wait who's Fintan

Biana: A member of the Neverseen. He can basically play with fire and create this deadly fire that can only be extinguished with one thing-frissyn.

Four: Later I'll ask what that is, but WHY didn't we equip Lily with this when we left?

Lily: It's no one's fault, it's not like you were expecting Fintan to be here.

Lily: *groans*

Lily: Great. Ruy's here too. I suspect he and Fintan are here to initiate the autocorrect plan.

Sophie: *whistles* Ruy and Fintan equal disaster. (A/N: It autocorrected to Ruby XD)

Percy: Just like Zeus and plane equal disaster.

Jace: And how my- I mean Valentine, the mortal instruments, and Sebastian equal disaster.

Harry: And Voldemort and wands equal disaster. Death eaters, too.

Tris: And Jeanine and the Bureau equal disaster.

Katniss: And how Snow, the rebellion, and the districts equal disaster.

Tam: And don't forget-

Vara: WE GET YOUR POINT, SHUT UP ALREADY

Everyone: Sorry

Lily: Okay so Sophie gave me a bottle of frissyn for emergencies so I'll have that

Hermione: You never told us that, Sophie

Sophie: It was for a last resort!

Me: Okay whatever. Lily, take the elevator and get to the electronic engineering section.

Lily: The where?

Me: It should be...on the 36th floor? (A/N: No I don't know how many floors there are...there are probably not 36 floors but there's like 80 buildings)

Lily: Okay

Lily: Ummmmm Fintan's asking me where my work tag is

Me: *hisses* Leo! Project it!

Leo: *projects*

Fintan: *his voice is faint through Lily's speaker* So...you name is Lilian Ann? I've never heard of that worker before...

Lily: *squeaks* My name that I go by is Lily...

Fintan: Okay, I've heard of some people named Lily. You can go on, I'll search you up soon.

Lily: Thanks,F-I mean...*looks closely* Tan FinPyren. I've totally never heard of you either...

Keefe: Lily, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! You know who that is!

Lily: Shush

Fintan: Oh that reminds me...what's your job? Which floor do you work on?

Lily: Electrical engineering...

Fintan: What PART of electrical engineering?

Lily: Uhhhh

Lily: Ummmmm

Fintan: Hmm? Can't hear you

Me: *hisses again* LILY! Answer autocorrect section!

Lily: The autocorrect section

Fintan: Ohhhh okay. I thought you couldn't understand English there for a second.

Lily: *swears*

Fintan: What did you say, Miss Ann?

Lily: Nothing, is there anything else you want me to answer or am I done here? I may be late. I'm-

Everyone: *whisper-shouts* NO!

Lily: I'm...important for my job?

Fintan: Okay, you may go

Lily: Phew

Fintan: Oh, one last thing.

Lily: *freezes*

Fintan: Since you're a professional-

Everyone: *snorts and laughs really hard except for Lily, who is smiling*

Fintan: Hmm?

Lily: Nothing. Continue on, Mr. FinPyren?

Fintan: Oh yes, Miss Ann. Since we have something important to take care of, we're only letting professionals into our autocorrect and updates section. So we have a different fob key, here it is. *hands it to Lily*

Lily: Thanks

Fintan: My pleasure. *squints at Lily's keychain* Why are your keys flickering?

Everyone: .....

Lily: Ummm you didn't see anything, they're projections, since I lose everything the second I acquire them.

Fintan: Interesting, how do they work?

Lily: I'm not sure, a friend manufactured them for me, anyway I'll be late! Bye!

Fintan: *stares as Lily disappears into the elevator*

Fintan: Curious...well, I better get back to Ruy and search up Miss Ann. Though she does sound credible enough not to be part of the Black Swan or that new Texting Fandom group that's largely composed of many mysterious species...

*Lily is in the elevator-Hey, maybe the elves called it an elvator to transport them underground but humans got confused and with the treaty, they renamed it to an elevator because it looked weird as a word and no vowels*

Lily: How dare he...

Me: Okay so what floor are you at right now?

Lily: Floor 27...this building is awfully tall...I wouldn't want to get pitched off this building

Lily: Oh I'm here

Lily: *takes a deep breath and steps out* Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa

*the floor is filled with words and letters-the letters spell out "Autocorrect makes the world a better place!" (A/N: Yeah, right)*

Lily: Yeah right. Exactly why I turned off autocorrect on my phone.

Me: Oh no...another extracorruptial crisis. Try and find it yourself Lily, guess who's here?

Lily: Fintan? Ruy?

Me: Yup. Just stay out and find the- *static*

Lily: Find the what?! FiNd tHE whAt?!?! FIND THE WHAT?!?!

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Vara: Ruy? Fintan? What are you doing here?

Fintan: Is there a reason you know our names when we've never met you before?

Me: Uh yeah you're kinda famous

Fintan: Me?! Oh, of course. I knew it. Not you, Ruy. ME.

Me: In a bad way. Btw, Lily (the FieryHorse one) says hi. She also wants your autograph.

Fintan: Why, I'd be happy to sign!

Me: NOT! Well I don't want you to sign my books but Lily wants you to...

Fintan: Sure!

Ruy: What about me

Ruy: Oh I better trap you all first. I KNOW you're all powerful in some kind of way, but I don't know how...well I guess I'll leave the mortal girls out.

*all the characters are imprisoned in a forcefield*

Tam: Don't worry, I'll get us out.

Tam: Hey, what....it's not working!

Ruy: Oh yeah! Fintan manifested as an enhancer!

Keefe: Ooooh are you and Ruy in love, then?

Sophie: He stole my ability....

Ruy: What was that, sweetheart?

Sophie: NOTHING! And DON'T CALL ME SWEETHEART

Fitz: Yeah Sophie's very sensitive. *pulls Sophie to his side*

Keefe: Exactly. Which is why she's MY sweetheart, not Ruy's or Fitzboy's! *grabs Sophie*

Sophie: Fitz! Keefe! Stop! The issue at hand here?

Both boys: Oh yeah

Ruy: Well, you mortal girls can do nothing. So I'll leave you here with your helpless friends. *smiles evilly*

Ruy: Hey, where'd the girls go?

Ruy: Fintan?

Ruy: *turns around*

Vara: *snaps*

Me: *appears behind Ruy* Thanks to you being a conjurer, Vara.

Fitz: *whistles* I never knew you could conjure people...

Jace: Good, we found something that Wonderboy doesn't know.

Clary: Shut up Jace, we're trapped and in an corrupttial state right now.

Tris: I know everything about corrupt systems!

Four: Well that's not going to be as much use to us, right now.

Tris: Oh I think it might. *whispers*

Everyone: *listens in*

Vara and me: *doesn't notice what's happening outside*

Me: Well, Ruy. You made a huge mistake. No one calls me useless. Or helpless. Or a Mortal. Because that's just plain wrong. I'm part Divergent, Shadowhunter, a tribute who's done so much, a wizard, a Telepath, Technopath, and the half-blood daughter of Athena. All that, and I have a lot of time practicing the stuff I'm most good at. *cracks knuckles* Keep-away. And drawing. Not just plain drawing, but rune-drawing too. You made a huge mistake calling me that, Ruy Ignis.

Ruy: *splutters* But that wasn't a mistake!

Me: If that wasn't a mistake, then that makes your position even worse.

Vara: Yeah you made a biiiiiiiiig mistake, Ruy. When GB gets mad, she gets MAD.

Me: Yup. Thanks for binding Fintan, Vara. You might want to put some soporidine on him, btw. Just less than a millimeter.

Vara: Okay.

Me: *telepath-talks to Sophie*

Me: Now!

Sophie: Guys, now! She sent me the signal!

HP fandom: *points wands at forcefields*

TMI Fandom: *draws out steles and knives*

Divergent Fandom: *gets melders and stunners*

THG fandom: *draws out bows and arrows*

PJ Fandom: *get their own abilities ready; Percy-water, Jason-flying, etc.*

KotLC fandom: *gets abilities ready*

Everyone: BY THE POWER OF FANDOMS!

Linh and Percy: *tidal wave of water flows*

Marella and Leo: *burns edge of forcefield*

Clary: *drawing separation runes quickly*

Hazel: *uses diamond to cut the edge of forcefield*

Piper *speaks methodically and charmingly to the waiters, their expressions of horror*

Dex: *cracks code on forcefield*

Tam: *works with Leo and Jason with Shade powers*

Izzy: *gets whip ready*

Everyone: *whispers* Now, Biana

Biana: *vanishes when they've made a crack in the forcefield*

Biana: *sneaks up behind me* I'll take it from here, Greenbean. Thanks.

Me: Thanks for saving Brant, Biana. I was just about to do some STUFF to hm.

Brant: *whimpers*

Fintan: You'll never get past me. *runs away but cries of pain when a silvery-golden whip is wrapped around his ankles*

Izzy: You fault, your pain.

*forcefield vanishes and everyone steps out*

Me: Vara, you can conjure people, right?

Vara: *nods*

Me: Can you conjure these *wants to say idiots but doesn't want to be mean* PEOPLE here, then re-conjure them to the Council?

Vara: I'm not sure....

Sophie: Edaline can take care of that once you've conjured them!

Vara: Okay, thanks to you and Edaline!

*Brant and Fintan are conjured*

Jace and Keefe: Hey, GB, I thought you were nice to meanies?

Me: Well, if you really all are idiots and can't tell, I just saved all of your loves! Vara did too.

Everyone: ...

Me: Ugh I mean lives. It does that a lot, but I don't know why that's happening since we're not texting right now...OH. LILY. Vara you know what to do

*Vara hails Lily*

Lily: He-*static* clo-*static* Fin- *static* hope you're al-*static* *almost do-*static*

Vara: Lily?!?! LEO DEX HELP ME

*Technology people on their way....technical difficulties, speaking*

Lily: Okay thanks Dex. Hope you're all right, I heard Fintan muttering something about visiting the Texting fandom group and give them a piece of their mind....

Vara and me: It's FANDOM TEXTING.

Me: Gosh Fintan. Also, FieryHorse Lily, sorry he couldn't autograph your books

Katniss: Whaaaaaat

Vara: Don't break the 4th wall! Nothing you need to know about. Lily how's the mission?

Lily: I'm in the autocorrect section and the computer is right in front of me. What key should I press?

Four, Dex, Jace, and Leo coming to the front: Let me help with that

All of them: *stares*

Me: You know, how about you resolve your fandom references and look for the similarities?

Vara: Basically she's telling you to work together

Me: Lol Vara's my interpreter. Anyway yes that's what I meant

*blah blah blahhhhhhhh-Okay I'm bored so let's go to Lily's POV*

Lily: *The 4 transmit the code*

Lily: *types in code*

Lily: Ummmm it says hacker introduced and-

BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP JRIEJENRRJ

BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP NEIKEMDND

BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP IRKUJRMKC

Keefe: WHAT is that noise?!?!

Lily: Oh no! The alarm went off! I'm going to be arrested in 30 seconds!

Lily: 20...

Lily: 10...

Four: *through speaker* PRESS THE FALSE ALARM BUTTON ON THE KEYBOARD.

Dex: PRESS SHIFT AND THEN F6, THE THE DOWN SPEAKER BUTTON AND TYPE "ASDFGHJKLALARM"

Lily: *presses*

*alarm goes off*

Lily: Thanks both of you

Lily: It's saying almost there...what should I do?!?!

Jace: Press G, shift, and then enter?

Lily: It's saying plan failed

Leo: Okay autocorrect works as an opposite so that means you're almost there, you need to type in the final words.

*Autocorrect police runs into the room*

Police: STOP RIGHT THERE MISS ANN

Lily: I'M DOOMED

All 4: I GOT IT! What were the first words you saw when you walked into the room?

Lily: Autocorrect makes the world a better place

Dex: Type that and you're all set!

Police: NO! TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF, YOUNG LADY!

*boom comes from outside*

Police: I....What?

Vara: No! We're done for...

Lily: *types quickly* I need one more letter. What's the letter?!

Everyone: ...

Everyone: I have no idea

Everyone: OH

Everyone: PRESS THE EXCLAMATION MARK

*another boom*

Lily: ...the exclamation mark?

Everyone: YES

Lily: I SAID TO NOT SHOUT ANYTHING

Everyone: HURRY UP YOU NEED TO SAVE THE WORLD

Lily: Aaaargh fine

Lily: ...It says plan completely failed

Everyone: *cheers loudly*

Lily: How is everyone happy that I failed

Leo: It's the OPPOSITE. Didn't you listen?

Lily: Not particularly

Me: Lol that sounds like the Lily I know.

Vara: Who knew one exclamation mark could make a big difference? And could save the world?

Police: I...hello?

Lily: Um hey

Police: *blinks*

Police: Oh we were set up by GB

Lily: I don't-Uh What

Everyone: Uh What

Police: Yeah

Everyone: *looks to GB*

Everyone: *shouts*

Me: Guys! No! You weren't set up! This was REAL. I just hired a fangirl to play the role of a police officer but everything was real...

Lily: So I got in trouble for nothing?

Me: Calm down Lily. At least it was a fangirl, a police officer would have arrested you the second he or she saw you...

Vara: True. Well it's time to go. Bye everyone, take your preferred method of transportation

Everyone: Byeeeeeee

Lily: Can I take a leaping crystal home?

Me: Sure, you too Vara.

Vara: What about our goodbyes? This is like the first time I actually ever met you....

Me: Sure But you'll be in the chapters-

Vara: Not every day, that's too often.

Me: Okay!! Fine!!!

Me: So...we saved the world. Does that mean an author is writing us into a book, right now?

Vara: Possibly.

Lily: Hopefully.

(A/N: And that's it! Tell me how you found it :)

Picture will be in the next chapter! Some more homemade memes too, please give feedback!