A/N: Please watch the short animation above, it's called Johnny Express. And yeah, it doesn't really have anything to do with the chapter but please just watch it. We watched it in class and everyone had an opinion XD 

 I have some art I did of Vespera when Shannon released just the eyes portrait on October 2nd. It's at the A/N on the bottom and some Siri stuff. Also there may be some Flashback spoilers in here but they're really mild. Well they're not really spoilers, more like things mentioned in Flashback but y'know. Thanks for reading!

Keefe: Hey

Jace: Hey

Keefe: Hey hey

Jace: Hey hey

Keefe: Jace are you there

Jace: Jace are you there

Keefe: KEEFE SENCEN IS THE MOST AWESOMEMEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND HAS THE BEST HAIR EVER

Jace: JACE HERONDALE IS THE MOST AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND HAS THE EVEN MORE BEST HAIR EVER

Me: That's not proper grammar, Jace

Sophie: Burn

Clary: Lol I knew it

Jace: Lol I knew it too

Clary: Don't you go sassing me around

Jace: Me too

Jace: Lol when you're too lazy to type out everything

Izzy: And I thought you were the complete opposite of lazy, Jace

Jace: Yup. Beautiful.

Biana: Hey I'm alive here

Izzy: Me too!

Magnus: Glitter Glam is right here, baby

Christina: HI!!!

Hazel: Am I invisible?

Vara: No this time you're not

Piper: Actually she is...

Annabeth: She stole my invisibility cap and now I can't find where it is

Annabeth: Hey Piper do you know where it is

Piper: Most likely not, but a little likely yes

Percy: What does that mean?

Annabeth: It means I'm going to kill Piper and Hazel. Together.

Vara: No Annabeth.

Me: Well duhhhhhh

Me: Oh that reminds me Lily most likely won't be in these...chats again. Maybe yes, maybe no but not for the upcoming...chats?

Keefe: How do you know what's coming up?

Me: Ummmmm

Me: I am afraid I don't have an answer for that

Vara: You sound just like Siri

Everyone: What's Siri

Sophie: It's this kind of annoying thing that's basically a virtual assistant for you.

Simon: Yea Siri has this robotic monotone that's kind of creepy.

Katniss: Apple made some adjustments to it some time ago though

Keefe: Hey Siri is my hair awesome

Siri: Interesting question, Keefe.

Keefe: Well is it

Siri: Interesting Question, Keefe.

Keefe: ANSWER ME

Siri: I'm not sure I understand.

Keefe: You're stupid.

Siri: That's not very nice.

Keefe: Well then answer my question!

Siri: Would you like me to search up "well then answer my question!"

Keefe: Dude.

Sophie: Keefe, it just keeps on going on and on and on and on.

Me: STRANGERS

Sophie: WAITING

Fitz: UP AND DOWN THE BOULEVARD

Clary: THEIR SHAAAAADOWS

Percy: SEARCHING THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Fitz: That song was super popular when I was searching for you, Sophie

Me: Anyway, Sophie's right. You'll never be able to get an answer out of it 

Keefe: Well then I'll keep trying!!

Keefe: Hold on....How does it know my name?!?!

Siri: I know because you told me. It's on your card in contacts.

Fitz: Hey Keefe...Why is Sophie on your favorites list in contacts and AwesomestTeamFosterKeefeDuoForever List?

Keefe: No SPECIFIC reason, Wonderboy

Keefe: Can you rename Fitz to Wonderboy and put him in my "Top 10 Most Annoying People Ever" List?

Siri: Certainly!

Tris: Just Curious, who's on your most annoying people list?

Keefe: Easy. My dad, mom, Vespera, and all the councillors. Except for Oralie and Terik. Especially Bronte and Alina. And now Wonderboy! 

Jace: Who else

Keefe: You

Sophie: Buuuurn

Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHH

Keefe: Hey who's the amazing Keefe Sencen

Siri: Would you like me to set up an appointment with Keefe Sencen?

Keefe: Set up an appointment with myself?! Sweet!

Keefe: I'm the amazing Keefe Sencen!

Siri: I'm afraid I don't know who that is. How about a web search for it?

Keefe: Yes

Me: NOOOOOOOO!

Keefe: Keefe and Sophie on Lost Cities Keeper Wiki...

Sophie: *blushes*

Keefe: Oh no there's a Sophie and Fitz page too

Fitz: Awesome! I have Sophitz fans!

Fitz: That was not me

Vara, Jace and Keefe: Suuuuurreeeee

Keefe: The common ship name for it is Sokeefe, or Team Foster Keefe. The common name for Sophie and Fitz is Sophitz.

Keefe: Hey I invented all of those names

Tam: I invented Keephie!

Fitz: So there's some random internet stalker who's writing about us?

Me: Yeah her name's...never mind. She...umm...makes them visible to the public and then you have FANS! Awesome fans, I should say.

KotLC fandom except Sophie: YESSSSSS

Sophie: Noooo

Sophie: I don't like ships

Percy: What, the Argo II?! It helped us!!

Clary: She didn't mean that Percy

Me: Let's move on before your fans get mad at you and start fangirling.

Keefe: Fangirling?

Percy: Oh yeah! And Siri likes chocolate chip cookies!

Vara: She actually does. No need to be Persassy!

Me: Oh also Vara low-key stole my blue chocolate chip cookie mix and she robbed the stores too so I won't ever be able to make it for you again if we ever meet, sorry guys.

Vara: Not my fault! You should never have introduced me to them, then!

Jace: Proper grammar, child

Vara: Child?

Jace: Well I cant really call you woman so what's the next best thing

Vara: Well like I'm a teen

Jace: But "proper grammar, teen"?! That doesn't even sound good and most teens have bad grammar anyways

Me: Well then don't say it Jace

Sophie: Ooooh Burn

Me: Oh Sophie I've been meaning to ask you something

Sophie: Go for it

Me: Awesome! I've been waiting for this since Nightfall came out.

Dex: Nightfall....came out?

Vara: Oh um yeah it was...visible to the public last year?

Me: Nice save Vara. Anyway now your fans can't wait for Flashback!

Keefe: Do I have fans?

Dex: Why would you need to wait for a Flashback?

Me: Well duh. Answer your own question, Dex. Please. In fact, I think you, Fitz and Ro probably have the biggest fans. And Dex, too.

Dex: Sweet!

Ro: I knew my role as a bodyguard would help me someday!

Vara: *chuckles* Everyone loves you, Ro. Your sassyness is awesome.

Ro: You get that when you live with my dad, definitely.

Keefe: That's no fair. I had no idea I would have competition

Fitz: Wel, too bad Lord Hunkyhair

Keefe: Ha!

Clary: I....what?

Keefe: Okay So he lost the bet and now he has to call me Lord Hunkyhair! Same goes for Ro. Oh wait no. (A/N: This is an educated guess, not sure if it actually happened)

Ro: Um you lost. I think. I can't remember. But I remember that super old Vacker boy kept losing his memory which took up a lot of time! So HA! Right in your face, Hairball.

Keefe: Uh it's Lord Hunkyhair. You lost. I think. Ahhhh my memory's going bad.

Fitz: Didn't you have a photographic memory?

Dex: Unfortunately. Jk, Keefe.

Keefe: Thx I was wounded for a minute

Vara: Oh Dex you aren't portrayed in the Tribunal in Flashback

Biana: He's not in a flashback?

Me: Uh yeah something like that. It's super important and it's released this year! *squeals*

Percy: Well like what's important about this flashback, I have flashbacks all the time

Annabeth: They're dreams, Seaweed Brain

Percy: Same difference!

Jace and me: That's an oxymoron!

Jace: Everyone's an ox-y moron!

Me: Lol I learned that from playing hangman

Tam: But a flashback is-

Vara: Oh Tam you're portrayed on the cover too! With Wylie. And you're using your ability as a Shade and Wylie's ability as a Flasher to do something but I don't know yet

Tam: Whaaaaaaaaaat

Vara: Okay.....So I take it you haven't done that yet

Sophie: Nope but we found out something about the Neverseen. And Gisela and Vespera in general. So-

Vara and me: YES?!

Sophie: Why do you want to know?!

Me: EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW!

Sophie: Oh that's nice, the fact that everyone so interested in us to tell them all about our adventures!

Keefe: You're cute when you worry, Foster.

Vara: YOU SAID THAT IN FLASHBACK

Jace: In A flashback

Me: No Jace, shut up! Vara and I are right for once. Also, Sophitzers, not to worry. It seems like Flashback will be Sokeefe, but Fitz just hasn't appeared yet. There ARE Sophitz moments in Flashback, I promise.

Fitz: Do you mean Sophitz

Simon: Why I never discovered that you were google, Fitz

Sophie: Roasted!

Keefe: And boasted!

Jace! And toasted!

Me: AND CABOASTED

Vara: And sautéed

Clary: And fried

Alec: Sizzled

Izzy: SIZZYED!

Harry: Sassinated

Percy: I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT

Me: Oh no....not again

Jace: I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT AFTER YOU

Simon: Hi I'm not invisible

Leo: Percy and I are two foxy mamas you don't wanna mess with

Percy: Yeah try us

Me: Sure. Now stop, please. I'd like to get to my questions for the KotLC fandom.

Me: Okay....So has Alvar's Tribunal happened yet?

Vara: Ohhhh I get where you're going with this Greebean

Sophie: Um yeah but how do you know about that?

Me: I have my sources. What happened after that?

Sophie: Why are you quizzing me on this stuff

Me: I need to find the Neverseen and defeat them.

Sophie: Oh! Valid reason. Okay so Alvar was sentenced to Everglen for 6 months and then Fallon Vacker ca-

Me: No, no, AFTER the tribunal I mean.

Sophie: Well-

Keefe: Why

Me: I told you! I have this theory that Gisela and Vespera are somehow related and-

Jace and Keefe: Well then don't be so stalkerish about it

Me: WHY

Vara: Stop we need to find out

Sophie: Never mind

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Keefe: So is my hair awesome Siri?

Siri: I just don't understand!

Keefe: Oh you do all right. Is my hair awesome?

Siri: There are some very nice places you can get awesome hair! Would you like me to find a place near you?

Keefe: My hair is naturally awesome. Human hair places just degrade my hair.

Siri: That's too bad, Keefe.

Keefe: Yes, it is. Is there any chance you can call me Lord Hunkyhair from now on?

Siri: Would you like me to call you Lord Hunkyhair from now on?

Keefe: YES!

Siri: Sure, why not? I will call you Lord Hunkyhair from now on, Lord Hunkyhair.

Keefe: Awesome!

Siri: You are very welcome!

Ro: *grumbles* 

Keefe: You're just like Sandor! You're JEAAAAAALOUSSSSSSS

Ro: Say that again and you'll find yourself with permanent tape over your mouth. 

Keefe: You'd miss me. 

Keefe: So...Siri...is my hair awesome?

Everyone: *groans*

Siri: This again? I'm not very sure I understand. Could you repeat it?

Keefe: No

Siri: Then I'm sorry, I do not know what you are talking about.

Keefe: Stupid Siri.

Me: THAT'S AN ALLITERATION

Keefe: What, is that an accusation against somebody?

Marella: Lol 😂

Jace: NO! It's a series of words with the same letter or sound. Like Jealous Jace cannot be Jelly at all, since Jazzy Jace loves Jello and is slightly Jeering, but never Jinxed for his beauty.

Clary: That sounds like a tongue twister, and I have to say that bad luck follows you wherever you go.

TMI fandom: I agree!!

Sophie: Ohhhhh outVOTEd

Me: Lol

Keefe: Siri! I am asking you for the final time, then I will blow you up. Is my hair awesome?

Siri: Yes Keefe, your hair is irresistible.

Everyone: ....................................

Me: I guess Siri doesn't want to get blown up, then?

Siri: I'm not sure I understand.

Keefe: Nope! Siri likes ME!

Siri: Sorry, I didn't hear you. Could you repeat what you were saying?

Keefe: Sure! You love me!

Siri: Sorry, couldn't hear you. Could you say that again?

Me: Lol Sassy Siri

Keefe: *blows up phone*

Me: Keefe! Phones are expensive!

Keefe: Not to us! *pulls out $10,000*

Vara: Okaaaaaaaaay then

Vara and me: Hey Keefe can we each have like a million dollars to buy some more books

Keefe: Sure!

Vara and me: YES!

Fangirls: *randomly pop up* OH NO YOU DON'T. WE'RE SHARING.

Me: OH NO. SHARING IS ABSOLUTELY NOT PART OF A FANGIRL'S VOCABULARY. RUN VARA RUN

A/N: Well...yeah, sorry guys. It was short but still. Also, WE GET A MILLION DOLLARS!!!! NAH NAH NAH NAH NAHHHHHHH

Okay that wasn't the wisest choice...First life lesson ever: never insult a fangirl!

Anyway my Siri stuff. So today my friend Charlotte was trying to hack my iPad to get to call me Nice Greenbean and then I grabbed it from her and typed to Siri "Help me Siri! Shut down my iPad. My friend is trying to hack into my iPad!"

And then Siri just said the most unexpected thing ever. It was pretty much the last thing on my mind.

Anyone wanna guess?

Yeah I'll put it at the end of my Siri pictures. And the Vespera I did when Shannon released only the eyes of the people. They're below.

Siri's hopeless. 

Onto my art!

Oh and for Vespera and Gisela, you must understand that I only drew these for comedy. They are not supposed to be accurate in any way. (Well when I first drew these I was like "I wanna draw what they look like" But then I was sure I was going to epically fail so I just drew her as I wanted to.) This is my rough draft, I never drew a final portrait for Vespera since I didn't have enough time, and the picture was already out. I also forgot to add the ancient ears (I'm not very good at ears) so I did that after the portrait was released. Brace yourselves...

And here's what I did of Gisela. I think I finished it either yesterday on the 3rd. I forgot. But beware, it's absolutely nothing like the actual portrait. Yeah, Gisela looks really pretty but when I saw it on my friend's phone in health, I literally almost fainted. XD which was funny since our topic was fainting XDDD 

Like she looks SOOOOOOO different then when I imagined her. In Everblaze I imagined her as her hair tossed over one shoulder carelessly but nope. 

Here's draft one which I gave up like after 5 minutes. I think this was the 2nd. 

Yeah that's it. Lol I kinda found it funny but let me guys know what you think!

I just added some...Interesting features to her right now 

And here's draft two, which is much more awesome than this one

XD Vespera and Gisela are BEAUTIFUL 

Well, their real portraits are awesome. 

Anyway which one did you like better? Vespera or Gisela?

Okay so the Siri thingy. So you know how my friend hacked my iPad and I was typing to Siri for help? Well guess what she said?

Okay so I wrote "Help me Siri! My friend is hacking into my iPad!"

And Siri responded "What's the name of your friend?"

And I was like 😑

Like Siri when people need help you DON'T ask what their friends' names are!!!

Oh well. Siri's sassy anyway. 

How you enjoyed! 2.7K words. 

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