Screen Names

(In this chapter there is an abundance of characters so any characters from the fandoms that weren't here will most definitely be on the next chapter. Let's say that for the Harry Potter fandom, mid-term exams were on even though I'm pretty sure they don't have mid-terms. Oh well. No wait, no! They were going through the Hogwarts ceremony and everything so they didn't have time!!! I'm so dumb 😂 yesterday was Back to Hogwarts day. Okay anyway, this will be really funny. And basically in this one they all change screen names to funny stuff...but you should be able to tell you they all are, and if you can't, just comment and I'll tell you :)

(And of course, nothing inappropriate as usual)

*Its a normal day as usual. The demigods are at Camp Half Blood, taking a break and resting next to the lake. Alec and Magnus are somewhere in Brooklyn, NYC. Clary, Jace, Simon and Izzy are at the Institute. Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione are at the Sorting Hat ceremony so they can't be on. Katniss and Peeta are at the bakery and Tris, Tobias, and Christina are outside the tattoo shop. The KotLC crew, including Marella, are near Calla's Panakes, their favorite meeting spot.*

Percy: So like

Annabeth: Where do you all live

Tame: OHHHHH

Tame: NOW YOU'RE FINISHING EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES

Tame: WOWOWOWOW

Jace: And yet, he doesn't realize his screen name has changed.

Tame: Huh?

Tris: Um...Tam...your screen name is Tame, not Tam...

Keefe: OHHHH BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE TAME CAN'T EVEN READ LIKE WHAAAAAAAT

Tame: KEEFE WHY

Jace: I have to admit, This Boy here didn't do it. I did.

Line: How do you even change someone else's screen name?

Line: JACE

Leaf: Oh you press F2 and-

Everyone: KEEFE NO

Leaf: Well, sorry.

Leaf: Hey who changed my screen name?!

TheAwesomestPersonOfAllTimeWithNoFlawsAndIsPracticallyAnAngelAndTheBestDemonSlayerOfAllTimeAndAGreatShadowhunter: I did. And comma!

ClarissaClaryClareAdeleFrayFairchildMorgensternGarrowayGraymarkWaylandLightwoodHerondale: Jace, is that you?

TheAwesomestPersonOfAllTimeWithNoFlawsAndIsPracticallyAnAngelAndTheBestDemonSlayerOfAllTimeAndAGreatShadowhunter: Well duh, who else would it be? Also nice job adding a comma and question mark!

ClarissaClaryClareAdeleFrayFairchildMorgensternGarrowayGraymarkWaylandLightwoodHerondale: JACE PLEASE NO

SophiaFoster: Jace sounds a lot like Keefe. Except without the angel blood.

SophiaFoster: Hey! My name is Sophie, not Sophia!

WonderboyIssues: Hey Sophie wanna practice today at Tiergan's

WonderboyIssues: Who changed my screen name?!

PrincessVacker: Oooh I like my username!

TheTechnologyShowoffGeekBoy: Hey Dex here

TheTechnologyShowoffGeekBoy: Oh nooooooo 🤦‍♂️

PrissyTrissy: WHO DID THIS

CatsGaloreNiss: Peeta help me rn

CakeyBakeyBoy: Sorry Katniss I can't I have to....um do something

Stina: Hey everyone...what's going on?

SophiaFoster: STINA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

SophiaFoster: NO

SophiaFoster: MY WORST NIGHTMARE HAS COME TRUE

SophiaFoster: DON'T HARM ME OR SILVENY

Stina: Calm Down Sophie!

SophiaFoster: Calm down?! CALM DOWN?!?!

Stina: It's me! Christina! Former Dauntless!

SophiaFoster: Oh

SophiaFoster: Oh I though you were one of my enemies

SophiaFoster: Her name is Stina

Stina: Sorry about that but SOMEONE changed my screen name *glares at Jace*

TheAwesomestPersonOfAllTimeWithNoFlawsAndIsPracticallyAnAngelAndTheBestDemonSlayerOfAllTimeAndAGreatShadowhunter: Hey Hey now don't look at moi

MaggieBane: What is wrong here

MaggieBane: OMGGGGSSS

MaggieBane: MY SCREEN NAME HAS CHANGED

MaggieBane: Why'd you do this Alexander Lightwood

AlecLightwood: I ain't do nuffink

MaggieBane: You KNOW you're the only person that calls me Maggie

Everyone: ...

MaggieBane: Oh I didn't realize we had an audience, you could have told me

HeyZel(A/N it's the Hazel in PJ, not in TFIOS): Omg why are you not the only one out of us that doesn't have a messed up screen name Alec

AlecLightwood: Idk

ThisBoyIsOnFire: Come onnnnn answer us

ThisBoyIsOnFire: Or I just may LIGHT your WOOD on fire!

Poseidon'sBoy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Everyone else: UGGGHHHH

SmartAleckGirl: Seaweed Brain Why

RottingLeefes: Yeah Seaweed Brain why

DarkBoy: Nico here, o my gods someone explain what's happening

SolangeloForever: It's Will and someone has changed our screen names

MommyIssuesAlert: It's not me, I tell you! I may have a reputation for dumping alicorn poo on people's heads, but I would never do this!

RustyPipes: Ugh

RustyPipes: Will anyone confess or should I just have to charmspeak it out of you all

FourTrisForevs!: We have truth serum. That will do the work.

FourTrisForevs!: Just don't use it on Tris. It won't work.

PrissyTrissy: Yeah I can still tell lies under it so don't give it to me. Also a reminder: don't give me peace serum either. I may be able to resist any kind of controlling device or truth serum but I can't resist any kind of peace serum.

ILoveBeefe: You really shouldn't have told us that Tris

TeamFosterKeefe: No Keefe or else Grady won't let you come over anymore

FitzphieKing: It's getting harder and harder to tell who we really are...it's Fitz btw

ILoveBeefe: Omg your username Fitzypoo! Should I start calling you that, or...😘😘😘

SophiaSencen: KEEFE REALLY

FourTrisForevs!: Anyway...But we don't know who here is divergent or not

TheFlash: It's Jason and um

PJ demigods: OMG JASON YOU'RE BACK

RustyPipes: XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO Jason -Piper

TheFlash: ☺️ Thx Piper

Batman: I'll be your hero any day Sophie!

Superman: No I will Sophie. We're cognates anyway.

SFSophia: Did you two seriously take advantage of your username

Batman: Hey, I saw TheFlash and couldn't resist!

VampireDaylighter: Jace I need blood you didn't deliver my usual shipment today

VampireDaylighter: Jace?

IsabelleFuhrman: MY LAST NAME IS NOT FUHRMAN

BeautyQueen: Oh great now it's queen

HorribleCook: Well Jace wasn't here this morning...I wonder where he's off too

ThisGirlIsOnFire: Ugh

ThisBoyIsOnFire: Is that Marella or Katniss?

ThisGirlIsOnFire: Marella Redek

ThisBoyIsOnFire: Oh my godzzzzz we have like the same usernameseeee

LeoDaLion: Well now we don't

CakeyBakeyBoy: Yay, I'm done now!

CakeyBakeyBoy: Whoa it's certainly chaos here

KattyNiss: That's an understatement

ThatBoy: Ikr! Who would say that this is an understatement

ThatBoy: OMG

ThatBoy: I'VE HAD ENOUGH

ThatBoy: THAT BOY IS GOING WAY TOO FAR

ThatBoy: I'll be right back everyone

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Keefe group messages only the TMI fandom about something

Then he one-on-on messages Clary

Clary: Sure!

Keefe: Make sure it works...

Clary: Don't worry, it will!

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ThatBoy: The amazing Keefster is back everyone!

ClarissaClaryClareAdeleFrayFairchildMorgensternGarrowayGraymarkWaylandLightwoodHerondale: OMG

ClarissaClaryClareAdeleFrayFairchildMorgensternGarrowayGraymarkWaylandLightwoodHerondale: JACE HELP ME

ClarissaClaryClareAdeleFrayFairchildMorgensternGarrowayGraymarkWaylandLightwoodHerondale: THERE'S A DEMON RIGHT OUTSIDE THE INSTITUTE AND I DON'T HAVE A WEAPON OR STELE IN MY HAND

TheAwesomestPersonOfAllTimeWithNoFlawsAndIsPracticallyAnAngelAndTheBestDemonSlayerOfAllTimeAndAGreatShadowhunter: I'M COMING FOR YOU CLARY

*when Jace is there*

TheAwesomestPersonOfAllTimeWithNoFlawsAndIsPracticallyAnAngelAndTheBestDemonSlayerOfAllTimeAndAGreatShadowhunter: *runs with a laptop and knife in hands* I'M HERE CLARY WHERE ARE YOU

ClarissaClaryClareAdeleFrayFairchildMorgensternGarrowayGraymarkWaylandLightwoodHerondale: Jace did you seriously think I couldn't take care of that demon by myself

TheAwesomestPersonOfAllTimeWithNoFlawsAndIsPracticallyAnAngelAndTheBestDemonSlayerOfAllTimeAndAGreatShadowhunter: Uh yeah

ClarissaClaryClareAdeleFrayFairchildMorgensternGarrowayGraymarkWaylandLightwoodHerondale: UGH

ClarissaClaryClareAdeleFrayFairchildMorgensternGarrowayGraymarkWaylandLightwoodHerondale: Well give it up, Jace. Let me see your laptop.

TheAwesomestPersonOfAllTimeWithNoFlawsAndIsPracticallyAnAngelAndTheBestDemonSlayerOfAllTimeAndAGreatShadowhunter: THAT'S THE REASON YOU CALLED ME HERE

ClarissaClaryClareAdeleFrayFairchildMorgensternGarrowayGraymarkWaylandLightwoodHerondale: Seriously?! You didn't expect to be found soon?! Well, thanks to Keefe's brilliant idea, we get to change our usernames back to normal. Give it up, Jonathan Morgenstern.

TheAwesomestPersonOfAllTimeWithNoFlawsAndIsPracticallyAnAngelAndTheBestDemonSlayerOfAllTimeAndAGreatShadowhunter: THAT'S NOT MY NAME THAT'S THE EVIL BETRAYER

ClarissaClaryClareAdeleFrayFairchildMorgensternGarrowayGraymarkWaylandLightwoodHerondale: I know, I just wanted to annoy you. Give it up and stop stalling.

*with a sigh, Jace hands it over*

*Thanks to Clary's quick fingers and the daily essays she had to write, (and Dex helping her find the master controls) everyone's username is back to normal*

Sophie: Is it normal again?

Jace: Yeah *cries*

Clary: He's not actually crying jsyk

Keefe: how do you pronounce that?

Biana: Jusyik?

Dex: it stands for 'just so you know' Keefe

Hazel: everything is back to normal, thanks to Keefe

Everyone: 3 CHEERS FOR KEEFE!

Keefe: do I only get 3 cheers?! How about infinite cheers!

Everyone:

Keefe: fine fine fine

Leo: Yeah boy! That boy is on fire!

Marella: Yeah expect mallowmelt as a gift from me 🔥

Percy: Mallowmelt, what's that?

Annabeth: Next chapter!

Nico: chapter of WHAT

Will: Who cares Nic at least everything is all right now

Tris: What do we do now

Four: Idk

Keefe: Btw you don't have to cheer for me. Cheer for Grady! (Sophie's adoptive dad) He's the one who annoys me by calling me That Boy. I try not to show it though...I wonder how Jace got ahold of that name

Jace: You know, idk either

Clary, Simon, Alec, and Izzy: Jaaaaace

Magnus: Do you think he'll tell us if I give him a glitter makeover?

Jace: NO

Everyone: DO IT DO IT DO IT

Jace: NOOOOOOOOOOO *logs off*

Everyone else: Ugggghhhhhhhh *logs off except for Clary*

Clary: Well this was an interesting chat...I'll keep it here for the memories...and Magnus, I want to see a video of Jace's makeover! You might wanna get help from Izzy too! 😉🙃

Magnus: *relogs back on* Sure!

(So....with that in mind....how was the chapter? Funny? Interesting? Were you all expecting Keefe to do the username changing? *wink* Hope you enjoyed, and next chapter (unless I change it) will be different sweets!

-SC)

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