A/N: Sorry for not updating in long. Short story: iPad. Taken away. Mom. Winter break. Two hours. Last day of 2018. Memorable.

YOU'RE A PSYCHO WIENER! (Video above)

Onto the chapter!

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Sophie: So glad that our names are back to normal now

Fitz: Ikr

Sophie: 'K then

Fitz: Hey Sophie do you want to practice some more at Tiergan's?

Sophie: Of course I can!

Fitz: Okay then

Fitz: Well? I'm waiting...

Sophie: Just because I can doesn't mean I will! 😈😈😈😂😂😂

Jace: OHHHHHH BURN

Fitz: .....okay then...

Keefe: That was kind of funny

Fitz: Keefe want to play tackle bramble? I'm looking for something to do.

Keefe: *whines* Of course you asked Foster first instead of me! But sure.

Sophie: Sigh. Life is supposed to be a box of chocolates, but I think it should be a box of jalapeños. Whatever you do today can burn your tongue off tomorrow.

Keefe: You know what I learned? Pleasing people all the time is impossible, but if annoying everyone all the time was a school subject, I'd get an A+++++++++++++++++++ on it.

Jace: I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words.

Vara: (-unknown)

Simon: Come on Jace. You're either on my side, by my side, or in my way. You probably want to choose wisely.

Clary: OOOOH

Sophie: STOP SASSING ME CLARY

Clary: .......

Sophie: That's MY job to do, not yours!

Everyone: OOOOOOOOH

Sophie: Staring openmouthed like a big fat O is ALSO my job. I just don't do it often.

Me: *whistles* we need to give this girl a name.

Jace: NOT BEFORE ME

Me: I thought you were JasassyesterMan?

Everyone: OOOOOH JACE SHE GOT YOU

Jace: .....But-

Me: But nothing. Sophie, your official name is Sassphie.

Sophie: Woo...Hoo?

Keefe: Come on, Foster! Don't be upset about that! You'll be my partner in crime!

Fitz: How are you texting while playing tackle bramble?

Keefe: .....maybe I'm multitasking?

Sophie: Okay then

Grady: SOPHIE ELIZABETH FOSTER

Sophie and me: *Sassphie Sassabeth Sasster

Grady: ...

Jace: She got you good, man.

Grady: ...............

Grady: Sophie, WHAT are you doing here chatting with BOYS?!?!

Sophie: Dad, I-

Grady: NO DAD I'S!!! I NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE. RIGHT NOW.

Vara: Grady, we're not all boys here.

Grady: Whatever. Come to Havenfield, we're having a talk. And no more texting on this chat. You're grounded 'till you're a hundred too.

Jace: COMMA

Grady: *growls*

Jace: You don't scare me, man

Percy: Same with me Frady Cat! *brandishes sword*

Grady: *smoke pours out of ears* SOPHIE

Sophie: *Sassphie

Sophie: And what?

Grady: Give me your...whatever it is. NOW.

Sophie: Grady, if you let me have my iPod, I'll just text my friends on it. But take it away and I'll either shout to them half-way across the world, transmit to them, or have Dex make me a new one. Your choice.

Grady: 😦

Jace: 🤫

Percy: 😉

Simon: 🤨

Four: 😯

Sophie: 😇

Grady: ......

Sophie: Wait

Sophie: 😯

Sophie: 🤭

Sophie: ☹️

Sophie: 😱

Sophie: 😵

Sophie: 🤐

Sophie: 🤕

Me: Lol Percy and Jace would be proud of you.

Grady: Sophie. You are grounded. FOREVER.

Sophie: Okay then! It's better than a hundred two, anyway.

Grady: Super.

Sophie: LOL Joke's on you. I can't live that long!!

Me: Loooool

Grady: Actually, did you forget that elves have an indefinite life span?

Everyone: OOOOOOH

Grady: 😏

Sophie: ....at the rate of the Neverseen, I can't live that long anyway?

Everyone: ..............

Me: Let's move on to less depressing topics. Let's go to a year in review.

Four: What's that?

Vara: The year 2018 in review, because this was written (frantically) on the last day of the year and it's going to be 2019 in a few hours (or it is already, based on if you're a future reader or different time zone)

Percy: In January uh.....New Year started!!!

Tris: In February, school shootings became a thing and since then, people have been protesting about gun violence

Me: A moment of silence....yes, continue on.

Katniss: In March Pi Day happened....and same to Vara's birthday!!!

Jace: COMMA

Katniss: eXCuSe mE Percy didn't get a comma!!!!

Jace: I actually just noticed-

Sophie: HAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR GRAMMAR SKILLS ARE A FAIL

Jace: NO THEY'RE NOT

Jace: Comma. See they aren't a fail. And if you want to prove it, try me on any day that doesn't end with a y.

Sophie: But all of them end with a y....WAIT

Percy: Omg Sophie you just got Sassinated....like really hard

Sophie: 😡

Grady: What is this sassinated?

Sophie: Nothing, dad.....

Me: AHEM....In April Supreme became a huge craze at my school. And everyone was asking me if I heard yanny or laurel...I think it was proven laurel but I heard yanny...and then my friend's tech teacher came up with a conspiracy theory that only smart people hear yanny XD he's funny. What do you hear, Vara?

Vara: I hear

Me: I actually did some investigating in choir. All the sopranos heard yanny while the altos and baritones heard laurel. Well some altos heard a mix. Yanny has a high pitch frequency while laurel has a low pitch so I thought it might depend on your voice pitch, and in the future I might even use it to distinguish sopranos/altos! Sorry for the ramble session, btw. Continue on, Vara.

Vara: In May, Greebean's bday happened! And she tells me that Fortnite was the only thing people were talking about 24/7 that month.

Me: Yup!

Sophie: In June...idk I'm just looking stuff up bit everything gs annoying me so can we just recite huge events that happened this year?

Me: Yeah!

Clary: TikTok came out

Jace: The #MeToo movement started

Peeta: Clash Of Clans?

Harry: SPRITE CRANBERRY

Percy: SPRITE CRANBERRY

All the boys: SPRITE CRANBERRY WOOOOOOO

All the girls: UGH LEBRON JAMES WHY

Me: Our President did a bunch of INTERESTING stuff

Annabeth: Net neutrality and Article 13 happened

Me: OH OH OH HOW COULD I FORGET

Vara: THE BURNING MAZE CAME OUT

Fitz: And the new Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Izzy: Queen Of Air and Darkness came out too!!!

Biana: And the Nutcracker and the Four Realms Movie!!!

Leo: THE MOVIES I FORGOT

Piper: The new spider man one!!!

Dex: INFINITY WAR

Me: ENDGAME IS THE NEXT MOVIE TITLE AND DID YOU SEE THE TRAILER

Vara: Yeah and I'm hooked

Simon: Mary Poppins returns!

Hermione: The Crimes Of Grindelwald came out too!!!

Ron: The crimes of who?

Hermione: Nothing right Harry?

Harry: Uh Yeah

Four: LET'S NOT FORGET

Four: READY PLAYER ONE YEAHHH

Tam: Uhhhhhh Okay

Linh: TAMMY!!!!

Keefe: How're ya doing Bangs Boy

Tam: Uhhhhhh too much happiness here I need to go to my shadowflux hideout

Linh: Are you wearing my tunic?

Tam: *grumbles* I was forced to. The Neverseen wouldn't stop choking.

Sophie: Come on Tam don't act so emo

Tam: I'm Emo Boy. My hair's black. I wear black. Everything I own is black. I'm gonna dye my eyes black too

Everyone: XDDDDDD

Me: Uh Tam it's called wearing contact lenses

Tam: Whatever I'm known for making the impossible possible

Sophie: Uh Uh Tammy boy that's my job

Vara: Good luck Tamalpais

Tam: *scowls*

Grady: SoPHIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH-

Me: Grady please listen to 2018?

Fitz: Don't forget Maze Runner: the Death Cure!

Frank: And the new Star Wars!

Me: Reminds me! The Star Wars bad lip reading my 5th grade math teacher showed me. You should watch it if you haven't already.

Vara: Let's not forget the most important one...Flashback came out!!! Though I wished I read it next year so I wouldn't have to wait.

Me: YES FLASHBACK FLASHBACK FLASHBACK

Keefe: What about the World Cup?

Harry: The Quiddich World Cup?

Me: No. and that's not as important as FLASHBACK!!!

Vara: Yeah...anything else important that we're missing?

Me: Oh the people who died....

Sophie: Rip Stan Lee

Clary: Rip Stephen Hillenburg

Vara: And Stephen Hawking!!

Me: And a few of my friends moved away. One of them found out they were LGBT+ and people at school weren't very nice to her for it, I sincerely hope Caroline's life is better in 2019.

Vara: Aww. Hope your friend's life is better from now on!

Peeta: Don't forget Mac Miller!

Tris: Kate Spade

Me: AND AVICIIIIII I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WHYYYYYYYYYY

Vara: I think this is the end. Of the year. And of Fandom Texting.

Me: WHAT?!

Vara: Lol jk I was just trying to stray your attention from Avicii's death

Me: Vara sometimes I just can't see you

Vara: I mean you can't because we live far away from each other

Me: OHHHHHHH VARA SASS

Grady: Sophie I actually think these nice two girls would be perfect role models for you!

Vara: *chokes*

Me: *covers mouth to stop from rotfl*

Me: Thanks, Grady! It means a lot...but uh we're Sokeefe shippers

Grady:

Me: Bad time to tell you, huh? Especially because it was the end of the year. Currently only 5 years till 2019!!! I feel like there's something missing because I feel like I have to do something but idk what. Also right now I'm obsessed with putting "2019 dividers" in everything (*cough* school notebooks) so I'm going to put one in here too.

Vara: And Greebean wants to tell you that she's actually planning to post two new stories next year. One's going to be called Fandom AUs and Oneshots which is like the title, and another one....

Me: THE KOTLC CREW GO TO DIZZNEELAND, A KOTLC AU!!! (DISNEYLAND)

Vara: I actually didn't know that one. Also that's brilliant! I can't believe no one thought of that because it's like Dizznee and Disney, y'know?

Me: Ikr I was wondering the same. Bye characters!!! See you next year :D

Everyone: You too! We'll miss you.

Vara: Awww there's nothing like having book characters miss you, eh?

Me: True. Especially when we're actually not very good role models. *giggles*

Like it's obvious I'm going to fail school and that I ship Sokeefe so much-

Grady: Excuse me? Are you talking about my daughter?

Sophie: *whispers* Busted

Keefe: Foster, really?

A/N: Yup, I'm going to publish two new stories and I'm super happy!!!! Have a great New Year guys, stay safe, hope nothing bad happens next year (*cough* article 13) and stay you. Don't let people change you, because you're all amazing just the way you are.

My resolutions:

Try not to be TOO sassy

Make at least one new friend

Say hi to someone new

Welcome someone new

Don't go on iPad as much

Be nice to everyone

Smile more!

Forgive and forget

Don't hold grudges

And the last one....

Improve art and writing, and *try* to compliment people, often as well as boost grades and make parents happy :)