Jace: MMMMMPH

Jace: MMMMMMMMMM

Jace: MMMM MM

Katniss: UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS

Katniss: UnIcOrNuCoPiA

Katniss: KATNISS FLOWERS

Four: Katniss...er...

Tris: Peeta...?

Four: Does this have to do with the truth-

Katniss: SOKEEFE AND SOPHITZ GALORE!! WHO SHIPS SOKEEFE?! WHO SHIPS SOPHITZ?! I TOTALLY SHIP BOTH! ASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKL I'M GONNA READ A FANFICTION ON THEM ASAP BYEEEEEEEEE

Sophie: 😶

Fitz: What's wrong with Katniss?

Jace: MMMMMMMMMMMPHHHLLL

Biana: And Jace

Clary: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

Clary: HE ACTUALLY DID IT

Percy: Did what?

Izzy: He actually did it.

Percy: DID WHAT

Simon: He actually locked his lips with a key and he threw it away.

Jace: Mmmmmm

Keefe: Oh are you hungry?

Jace: MMMMMMMMMM

Keefe: Here, have some mallowmelt. It'll help you.

Jace: XMDMFMGJMFMMFFMKDKFKEMSMDFMFMFMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Keefe: Oh that's right. You can't eat. I'll eat it myself then. *smacks on mallowmelt very loudly*

Jace: 😫😩

Dex: Keefe that was cruel

Piper: Yeah Keefe give some to Jace

Tam: But how exactly will he eat

Katniss: JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYYYYYYYYYDE

Annabeth: Hide?

Harry: Idk

Peeta: HELP ME KATNISS IS GOING CRAZY

Christina: WELL YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN HER TOO MUCH TRUTH SERUM

Peeta: Lol it's kinda funny though Katniss is dancing around and making Haymitch dance and he's just frozen and frowning LOL

Sophie: Oooh Frozen

Simon: LET IT GOOOO LET IT GOOOO ❄️

Everyone: Haymitch?

Jace: Mmmmm

Tam: Looks like he found a way to eat the mallowmelt.

Everyone: TAM

Linh: Did you try giving mallowmelt to Katniss? And somehow Jace?

Alec: Well I'm trying aren't I

Peeta: So am I

Linh: It was just an idea. The taste of mallowmelt is a calming taste.

Peeta: And I originally gave Katniss the peace serum because she was grieving about Prim being killed only for the movie

Tris: Ooh the movie

Christina: What's the definition of Divergent when you look it up?

Four: "Divergent PG-13"-

Sophie: In the human world that means you need parental guidance with you unless you're 13 or older (A/N: Or something like that...)

Clary: I don't think that's a problem for all of us

Four: "Mystery-science fiction film. Tris Prior (Shailene Woodley) lives in a futuristic world in which society is divided into five factions. As each person enters adulthood, he or she must choose a faction and commit to it for life. Tris chooses Dauntless -- those who pursue bravery above all else. However, her initiation leads to the discovery that she is a Divergent and will never be able to fit into just one faction. Warned that she must conceal her status, Tris uncovers a looming war which threatens everyone she loves.

Release date: March 21, 2014 (USA)"

Tris: ?!?!

Tris: Who in the world is Shailene Woodley

Four: And we're not a film

Christina: But...that's right, Tris. All of that stuff happened so why is there an Internet stalker who's stalking us stalkery stalkers who are also stalking other stalkers but while those stalkers are stalkily stalking the super stalky bean stalks out of us?

Annabeth: Lol

Tris: WHAT NOW EVERYONE KNOWS I'M DIVERGENT IF SOMEONE LOOKS IT UP ON THE INTERWEB (A/N: Omg get your facts right Tris. Get your vocab right THEN complain about Internet stalker authors who like bean stalks and try to narrate to see it you're Divergent or not)

Percy: Internet

Tris: THEN EVERYONE WILL KNOW I'M DIVERGENT

Me: Well everyone knows you're Divergent anyway

Divergent: HOW

Me: Ummmmm there are books and stuff

Four: About us?! I prefer to keep my information private

Christina: Shut up 4 we're dealing with something important here

Me: I'm important? Thanks!

Christina: Welcome

Me: I'll send them to you

Me: *sends ebook link of Divergent, Insurgent, and Allegiant*

Everyone: *reads through them*

Four: I don't like everyone knowing about my life

Tris: Ugh all the times we kissed show up in here

Christina: Now I know where you always sneaked off too!

Christina: OMG YOUR FEAR WAS BEING...YOU KNOW WITH FOUR?!

Everyone: ...

Four: I wanna swear so badly, blank this blanking books

Tris: Who knows this much about our life? Whoever knows this much is a stalker

Tris: Veronica Roth. Could this be our stalker? Does anyone know her address?

Jace: Mmmmmm mmmm mmm

Four: At a time like this, you're thinking about eating, Jace?! How rude

Jace: MMMMMMMMM

Four: Get something to eat then

Alec: He said stalker-ish much, Tris

Jace: MMMMPHYBRKJAGSJDJMFMJAASMMMMM

Four: You want your mommy? Get her then

Keefe: Don't call for my mom! As you well know

Tris: Four stop

Biana: Keefe stop

Jace: Mmmmmphmmmyym

Alec: He says to look The Mortal Instruments up and see if the mortal instruments pop up

Hazel: How do you understand him?!

Izzy: He's his parabatai. It means that they hunt together and are bound. Something like that.

Alec: I need to get Magnus soon. He'll find something.

Jace: Mmmmm mph

Alec: You're welcome

Izzy: TMI is a film and book series

Annabeth: Is there a reason we're all films?

Percy: Look up me

Hermione: There's no need to. You're a series of books (that's super good) and 2 films (that are really bad)

Annabeth: "Percy Jackson & the Olympians, often shortened to Percy Jackson or PJO, is a pentalogy of fantasy adventure novels written by American author Rick Riordan, and the first book series in the Camp Half-Blood Chronicles. Wikipedia" (A/N: HEY WIKIPEDIA HAS BAD GRAMMAR)

Percy: Didn't we meet a guy named Rick Riordan? (A/N there's a meme about how Percy met Rick after all his adventures and he told Rick about it and he made Rick promise to write them all down. Apparently Percy was just kidding but Riordan actually published it. I believe in that meme ❤️)

Nico: I don't recall meeting him.

Will: Wasn't he a scribe at Camp Half-Blood?

Mr. D: He was a senior scribe but he moved to do some other kind of career in the human world. Now Peter get outta may way. I can't text, I need Apocalypse and Hephy to help me. Annabell, tell that ignorant boyfriend of yours to stop insulting gods.

Percy: Hello drunk dude

Mr. D: WHAT DID YOU just SAY UNGRATEFUL SEA SPAWN

PJ: PERCY

Percy: Whoops activate god-proof shield Leo

Leo: *activating*

Me: Don't your dare watch the movies. They are the absolute worst movies I've ever seen and they don't follow the books AT ALL. Well, I haven't seen the 2nd one yet but two nice, resourceful friends of mine (Hello Mica if you are reading this and Lily, @penguinlilex) told me it's better than the first. Don't watch the first and you'll be okay.

Annabeth:...like, we'll be not screaming out of our heads and ripping our hair our because the movie is so inaccurate?

Hermione: Yup! And how'd you know that?

Annabeth: I thought so. And I have my ways

Jace: Mmmmmm 😢

Clary: You'll be fine. Where's Alec?

Simon: Looking in the trash for the key

Izzy: Wouldn't that be a long shot?

Simon: Eh, at least he tried. Though it is nice to have Jace shut up for a while.

Jace: Mmmmmmmmph mmghtemmmmm

Simon: I'll take that as a threat. Peeta, how's Katniss?

Peeta: It's taking a long time and she really wants to dance with Haymitch but he says no

Peeta: OOOOOH HAYMITCH FINALLY AGREED

Peeta: Out of sheer annoyance lol

Peeta: I think peace serum is the best thing ever

Tris: You might think differently if you were the one that were going crazy

Katniss: PEEEEEEEETAAAAAAAAA

Peeta: Oh noooooo

Katniss: OHHHH YESSSSS ITS YOUR TURN TO DANCE AND THEN IT WILL BE TRISSY'S TURN

Katniss: I SHIP FOURTRIS NOW

Katniss: FOURTRISFOREVS

Jace: MMMH MHHM MGGH

Alec: He said "That's my girl!"

Peeta: Any luck

Alec: No

Peeta: KATNISS NO

Everyone: WHAT

Peeta: LOLOLOL

Peeta: SHE'S ASKING SNOW TO DANCE (A/N: Yeah I know he's gone but for the sake of this react let's resurrect him)

Peeta: GO KATNISS

Peeta: Omg Snow's conbaffleated

Four: ?

Peeta: Confused, baffled and frustrated

Peeta: And a little mad XD

Peeta: I'm gonna take a video to show y'all and Katniss when she's normal lol

Peeta: O

Peeta: M

Peeta: SHE ASKED GALE AND GALE'S LIKE 😽😽😽

Peeta: Wrong emoji I meant Gale's like 😮😧

Peeta: Though it would be funny if he did that lol

Alec: Dude that's extreme craziness

Peeta: Hey uh Four can I borrow some more peace serum

Four: NO

Peeta: Tris, can I-

Tris: NO!!

Peeta: Hey Chris-

Christina: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christina: Do you get the message Bread Boy

Peeta: My name might mean bread but I'm Cake Boy not Bread Boy

Christina: Too bad

Peeta:

Peeta: DOES ANYONE IN THIS CHAT HAVE SOME MOR-

Everyone: Don't even ask

Keefe: ...

Keefe: Um

Everyone: KEEEFE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Keefe: Well that was an accident! And um you all know I'm pretty predictable...sorry everyone I sent it to Peeta

Everyone:

A/N: Okay....I feel super bad for Katniss now...so, inspired by Vara ( @sevy17 ) I'm doing a new thing. Whoever requests reacts will be channeled into the reacts they requested! So far I have @thelazykittenonearth requesting for extra extra extra extra extra Tiana so she'll be in there when the react chat is written (as long as you want to be in there, @thelazykittenonearth . Just notify me by PM whether or not you want to be in the Tiana react) And I also have Vara requesting for...where was it?! Oh yeah found it! She is requesting for autocorrect so she'll be in the autocorrect react if she wants to be. Please notify me by PM too, Vara. I've also got a request from @radicalreader1 about Sokeefe. So @radicalreader1 make sure to get back to me ASAP by PM if you want to be in the specific Sokeefe react! So...any questions, comments, suggestions, or opinions? All right! Go back to whatever you were originally doing and pretend not to see this react chat in your notifs! And try not to feel too much despair/laughter for the characters!