A/N: So I'm doing a new thing where I will exclude maybe one fandom out of of the chats/reacts. In this one, the THG fandom is excluded because it's a Sunday for Katniss and Peeta has to frost cakes. And today, only the main characters of PJ will be in this chat. Same for Divergent. Let's say the other minor PJ characters are on a quest and Christina from Divergent is fighting someone. Thanks for understanding. Also the next react chat takes place at the exact same time this one takes place. And my school is starting tomorrow, so this is kinda like a special. Enjoy the chapter!

Sophie: TELMWOLLAM

Everyone: Whaaaaa

Biana: Mallowmelt spelled backwards

Hermione: Whoa you were smart enough to figure it out

Biana:

Tam: Well all elves are naturally smart

Keefe: Ohhhh is our surly Tamster protecting Biana (A/N Idk whether to ship Tiana or Diana so there will be an equal amount of BOTH in this book)

Fitz: Ohhhh

Dex:

Biana: Seriously I thought you were my brother Fitz don't be an Alvar

Fitz: Alvar has no sense of humor. And he pretty much lost his mind...And I'm friends with Sophie

Keefe: What does that have to do with anything

Jace: Ooooh Tiana confirmed

Tam and Biana: Wow Jace

Simon: They even speak together!

Tris: I'm sure you're all having fun but we need to get back to meltmallow

KotLC crew: MALLOWMELT

Marella: It's awesomeeeeeee

Simon: What's this melty stuff

Keefe: Oh yeah it melts too

Jace: *snorts* well that's nice

Percy: Come on Jace give it a try

Fitz: Anyway mallowmelt is this really delicious dessert

Dex: But beware, once you taste it you'll never have an appetite for any other dessert again

Percy: Wise Girl, should I try it or not? I don't wanna forget my mom's blue cookies

Annabeth: *can't speak because she is busy savoring the taste*

Jace: Whoa this is just heavenly

Clary: You can say that again

Jace: Whoa th-

Clary: I didn't mean it literally

Jace: Well then don't say that

Clary: WeLl SoRrY jOnAtHaN cHrIsToPhEr MoRgEnStErN

Sebastian: You called, my dear Clarissa?

TMI fandom: GET OUT OF THIS CHAT

Sebastian: Well said. I will do as you say to earn your trust. *click*

Clary:

Alec: He's gone right?

Izzy: He better be or I'll slice off his hand again with my whip

Tris: Ooh you have a whip that's scary hehehe

Everyone except TMI fandom: Who's that

Clary: A villain who's my brother

Keefe: Well my mom's evil too so I feel you

Jace: ANYWAY, Capitalization rule #2

Use capitals for proper nouns. In other words, capitalize the names of people, specific places, and things.

For example:

We don't capitalize the word "bridge" unless it starts a sentence, but we must capitalize Brooklyn Bridge because it is the name of a specific bridge.

OR

The word "country" would not normally be capitalized, but we would have to write China with a capital "C" because it is the name of a specific country.

OR

The word "state", while not normally capitalized, would be written with a capital if it is in the name of an organization, such as The State Board of Education.

Watch your names and capitalization, Clary!

Jace: Thanks to https://www.scribendi.com/advice/capitalization.en.html

Keefe: Dude you've sunk to even lower standards than yours truly, and it's my job to sink to low standards

Jace: It's my place to correct those poor people that don't understand to capitalize someone's name. Anyway, I should be capitalized because I'm the awesome lord of everything. Without me here on planet earth, nothing would last forever.

Tam: Even elves?

Jace: Yup. I'm so stunningly attractive, ladies have an even longer line than Disneyland to stare at me, just for a few seconds. And I don't even charge anything!

Keefe:

Keefe: *sends picture*

(I drew this picture, and yeah it's not the best but it's the best I could draw. Please don't judge and it's pretty much what you think it is. It's a drawing that Keefe supposedly drew. Let's pretend it's one of Keefe's amazing masterpieces. Hope you find it hilarious though, if not cringy.)

Jace:

Clary: Whoa your hair

Keefe: I call it "The Hair"

Four: And your collar like that's rebel style

Tris: You're one to talk, Four

Jace: Whoa you're actually a pretty good artist

Keefe: Thx

Keefe: It means a lot, coming from you

Izzy: Lol he doesn't give out compliments often

Clary: But why is there a bow on your head?

Keefe: Because I'm a gift to the world. Duh.

Jace:

Jace: You're on, Beefe Boy!

Keefe: Glad for the extra competition, Jonathan!

Keefe and Jace: *glare at each other virtually*

Four: *hem, hem*

Ginny: NOOOOOO UMBRIDGE YOU STINKING TOAD

Four: Wut

Ron: Ginny no Umbridge wouldn't say "Wut", she'd say "50 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR AND DETENTION WITH ME AND FOR MANY. INQUISITORIAL SQUAD, COME HERE AND HANDCUFF THIS DEAR GRYFFINDOR WHO THINKS SHE CAN GET AWAY WITH MY DECREES!"

Harry:

Hermione: That's a pretty scary impression of her Ron

Harry: Though it's accurate

Ron: RLLY ACCURATE

Four: *hem hem* back to mallowmelt...

Four: Oooh this is better than Dauntless cake

Tris: How could you say that, Four?!

Tris: Welp never mind. Forget I said that!

Harry: I'll never eat treacle tart again if you supply me with a year's supply of this stuff

Sophie: lol we can send owls to you with this stuff sometimes. When we can find an owl

Hermione: How'd you know we use owls?!

Sophie: Well for one thing my name means wisdom

Annabeth and Hermione: Ooooh coooool

Sophie: And for another thing I can read you know

Ginny: ???

Fitz: Oh yeahhhh

Fitz: Best not to talk right now about that Sophie

Sophie: Fine

Keefe: ???

Sophie: Tell you later Keefe

Fitz: Can I be with you when you tell Keefe?

Sophie: Sure thing

Tam: Ugh the Fitzphie. I totally ship Team Foster-Keefe.

Keefe, Fitz, and Sophie:

Keefe, Fitz, and Sophie: Did you seriously say that Tam

Percy: Oooh our Tam is getting more salty by the minute

Percy: OKAY OKAY OKAY WISE GIRL STOP SMACKING ME I APOLOGIZE

Magnus: Ohhhh Poseidon's Boy

Percy: *glares*

Percy: Take that back Maggie

Magnus: Alec this is your fault

Alec: How?!

Tam: LINH THIS IS YOUR FAULT

Tam: YOU MADE THAT COMMENT ABOUT FITZPHIE AND SOKEEFE

Linh: Sorry, I couldn't resist. You DID say once about "Score one for SOKEEFE!" And "I hate Fitzphie!" And anyway you put my Touch ID on your imparter as an extra precaution so that means I can do whatever I like

Jace: How's this get from mallowmelt to ships?

Everyone except Jace: ships?

Annabeth: Like the Argo II?

Percy: Well that flew though. And it's not REALLY a ship, it's-

Annabeth: If I say it's a ship, then it's a ship, Seaweed Brain.

Simon: Um....we'll talk about ships at a later time?

Everyone: Fiiiiine

Me: Trust me, none of you wanna know what ships are

Percy: We've gotten used to your reappearances you know

Me: I've only done this once, you know. Anyway, too bad. I'm an author of-

Everyone: AUTHOR?!

Me: FREEZE!

*Everything freezes*

Okay. As Jace said, HOW did this get from talking and tasting about mallowmelt to ships, right?!

So this was one of my not so better react chats, but still. At least it's something. I'm still publishing.

Any questions, comments, suggestions? Thanks for reading!