Apollo: Yes! I'm a star! And I'm a special guest! Because I'm the SUUUUUUUN! And I'm so hot and perfect, I-

Me: Chill, Apollo.

Apollo: I can't! I'm hot! 

Me: Fine! Yeah, you'll be getting a major role in this-

Apollo: The more I am seen in this book, the better. 

Me: Yeah yeah okay sure, lemme finish the announcements first.

Apollo: *flashes bright smile* No problem!

Anyway. First off, if you haven't read this already, 

https://www.wattpad.com/645162427-attention-wattpad-attention

Stay safe everyone. I know it's probably getting on your nerves hearing this like, 20 times a day but I just want everyone to stay safe because I can't imagine what would happen if I lost one of you. So yeah. 

You'll enjoy this. Hopefully. I wrote this while watching the grand finale of a show and I got emotional so sorry if it's bad. Our special guests today will be Thalia, Mr. D (this should be entertaining, at the very least), and Apollo. There will be many terrible haikus in this chapter, just to let you know! Also autocorrect was pretty annoying but I just made the characters take the blame for it in the next line because I'm lazy so yeah. There's a meme I made down at the bottom if you want to see it too. Happy reading. 

Tam: Isn't this the thingy that I didn't like the sound of

Vara: But I liked the sound of it!

Tris: Tan, it isn't very likely of you to say thingy...

Tris: OH NO I'M SO SORRY ITS TAM NOT TAN

Tam: S' fine

Keefe: The Bangs Boy I know wouldn't shrug it off

Tam: Well then maybe I'm a different person now

Linh: Lol he's trying to change his ways

Katniss: He'll never be able to change his saltiness levels.

Tam: I hate salt

Vara: Says you!

Tam: It's too salty

Tam: Get it?

Biana: Tam...? You don't like puns...

Tam: You heard Linh. I'm trying to change my ways.

Annabeth: Yeah, right. There's something wrong with you.

Jace: Is he inhabited by demons? That's what happened to me

Clary: No

Clary: He'd be acting a lot more different

Four: He's probably had a lot of peace serum, and instead of him acting crazy, he acted all weird.

Keefe: Maybe I put the wrong address....

Percy: Or he could be an imposter. That could work too.

Tam: You've guessed right, Paul Jefferson.

PJ fandom: ...

Annabeth: That isn't you, by any chance, is it Mr. D?

Tam: Uh of course it is, Angelina Crouton. What'd you expect?

Leo: ...

Tam: Oh, I was on Tam's account accidentally. Thanks for noticing that, Liam Vacuum.

Mr. D: That's better!

Tam: What happened

Keefe: Good question, Bangs Boy. I was worried for a sec.

Clary: Who is this guy, btw?

Percy: Our camp director.

Mr. D: Correct, Perry the Platypus. I have a prophecy for the 7 and Taylor, by the way.

Thalia: Was that supposed to be me

Me: I think so

Peeta: A what

Harry: Not this again...

Mr. D: There's no "Not this again" about it!

Mr. D: And I know a certain someone to help...POLLY IT'S YOUR TURN TO HOG THE SPOTLIGHT

Apollo: Finally! Gracious, Lionysus. You don't need to call me that in front of our audience here. *flashes bright, movie-star worthy smile*

Fitz: Who are you

Keefe: Lol this Apollo guy and Fitz would be BFFs

Apollo: The almighty god of prophecy, the sun, medicine, poetry, and many other more stuffs!

Jace: God-Dude, it's stuff not stuffs

Everyone: ...

Apollo: Excuse me?! You're my son! I am a poet, and know EVERYTHING. You got all my good looks! You shouldn't be insulting your own father!

Jace: I.....what?

Apollo: Excuse me, so sorry. I'm your uncle, not father. I got mistaken for a moment, but your good looks do obviously come from me, still.

Hermione: WINGARDIUM LEVIoSA

Apollo: *flies into the air and crashes*

Everyone: HERMIONE

Hermione: *shrugs* Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Apollo: I NEED TO WRITE A HAIKU ABOUT THIS

Everyone: NO

Apollo: The wand flying spell

Apollo: Wingardium Leviosa

Apollo: What in the whole world (Lol this is to the beat of our very annoying washing machine)

Hermione: It's LeviOsa, not leviosaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaarrrrrr

Everyone: *groans*

Tris: You sound like a pirate

Me: We ARE pirates. Vara and I love ships, but we want them to be canon too.

Jace: You mean canons, and you want them to HAVE canons.

Me: Shut up Jace, Vara and I are right for the second time. Now shush. What were we talking about again?

Hermione: Haikus

Apollo: Oh wait, that was 8 syllables.

Everyone: YESSS

Apollo: I'M TRYING AGAIN

Everyone: NO HERMIONE WHY

Apollo: I'm trying again

Apollo: 'Cause my haikus are awesome

Apollo: This one fin'lly worked!

Frank: ....no more for the moment, Lord Apollo? Peas?

Apollo: I hate peas.

Frank: *Please

Dionysus: True dat, Polly!

Sophie: Oh no....

Apollo: Dionysus, no

Apollo: Shut up or peas overload

Apollo: A free face full of peas (pretend this has 5)

Vara: DiOnySUs yES

Dionysus: Violet Kelly, no.

Vara: ...was that supposed to be me? Because that's nowhere even close to my name

Dionysus: Where is the host of this all? Gordon Spoony-Stevens?

Me: Uh we don't have a Gordon but I'm the host...ish...

Vara: Psst. Greebean. He's talking to you.

Me: W-what?!?!

Me: FIRST of all, Grapey God Drunk Dude, I am NOT a Gordon! So shush!

*silence*

Vara: ....what's your second of all?

Me: I don't have one.

Me: This proves I'm bad at anything spontaneous.

Mr. D: How dare you, Guffawing Swimmalyn!

Me: Just go on, Grape Lion.

Mr. D: So, Gabriella Squeaky-Swizzle, I have a prophecy for you. I will send it to you and you need to repeat WORD FOR WORD what it says. Polly the Parrot will help you with that.

Apollo: I'm not a parrot, I was a space mission! And I'm a god! And I'm awesome and perfect and hot and handsome and every single positive word ever invented!

Mr. D: Giselle Snooty-Stone—

Me: I AM NOT A GISELLE THAT SOUNDS TOO MUCH LIKE GISELA AND SHE'S EVIL

Me: Sorry Keefe

Keefe: It's okay

Mr. D: Fine. Grace Sassy-Sanders—

Me: Finally, a name I like.

Me: Continue on, Mr. D. Respectfully.

Mr. D and Apollo: I sent it!

Me: *far away look*

Pablo Jimenez the water power self

Is with Annika Chunky, the brainy elf on the shelf.

Sophie: Elf?

Everyone: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me: Paige McDonald will charmspeak to get out of your way,

While Jordan Grumpy will assist her every day.

His sister Tabitha Gonzalez will arm them and be there to protect

And Holly Lawrence will be able to trade in retrospect

Leotard Vortex will make us what we need

And Francesca Zazzy will shapeshift as a good deed

When this prophecy is over and you have all details, bar one

You will figure out this prophecy is a prank, until it's done!

Me: Am I done?

Mr. D: *giggles* Yes, Grace. Now, let's stay here as they try and figure out everything.

Annabeth: Okay, let's try and figure this all out.

Hermione: *giggles*

Ann egg: WHAT

Percy:

Vara: Lol Ann Egg

Annabeth: WHO DID THIS

Me: Autocorrect

Apollo: Me. Thought it'd be fun to mess around with you all.

Annabeth: Oh, sorry Lord Apollo. *bows*

Apollo: *flashes bright smile* No problem!

Me: *whispers* Thanks Apollo. My mistake.

Apollo: *flashes bright smile* No problem!

Percy: Okay so Pablo is me, since I do water. Annabeth is...the elf on the shelf, right?

Biana: Well elves are smart so I guess that's it

Dex: BIANA YOU DON'T EVEN- *snorts*

Annabeth: And Paige and Jordan are Piper and Jason.

Thalia: So I guess I'm Tabitha...a heck of a lot of good that will do for me

Piper: Holly's Hazel and Leo's Leotard?

Leo: I should have been Leonard.

Frank: And I'm Francesca. *grumbles*

Annabeth: Wait...something about this prophecy doesn't seem right. (A/N: Took you long enough to figure that out, Annabeth.)

Percy: You're wrong, Wise Girl. So-

Tris: Um guys you're-

Four: TRIS SHUT UP

Leo: What

Me: It's so adorably cute how oblivious Percy's being!

Vara: dON't bReAK tHE fOuRtH wALL

Me: FINE

Mr. D: Genevieve, just stop. You're ruining it.

Me: I thought I went by Grace...

Mr. D: Changed my mind, Galaxy. Now shush.

Me: Humph.

Mr. D: Peterson Jamaica? You figured out the prophecy yet?

Percy: No

Clary: You guys-

Jace: CLARISSA ADELE FRAY

Clary: Not that! They need to figure it out by themselves

Thalia: What, the prophecy? We'll figure that out in no time.

Me: *snickers* You already haven't. Great job!

Linh: Isn't this kind of...you know?

Vara: It's called....FORESHADOWING Linh. And CLIFFHANGERS. Not that you would know anything about it.

Linh: ???

Vara: Oh sorry your creator knows all about it

Linh: Creator?!

Tam: Stop messing with my sister.

Vara: I can mess with Linh all I want, Tam. I just don't want to because she's a little cinnamon roll.

Tam: ....okay then...

Keefe: The salty Tam has no comeback!! I need to videotape this!

Tam: Do that and I'll pour salt on your face.

Vara: SALT-Y TAAAAAAAAM

Me: Tam? Don't you have like, a longer name? It's weird that your only first name is Tam.

Tam: Yeah it's Tamalpais why

PJ Fandom: *stops what they're doing*

Percy: WHAT did you JUST say?

Tam: Yeah it's Tamalpais why

Apollo: No problem! *flashes bright smile*

Me: Uhhhhhh okay

Annabeth: NO

Me: Fine

Annabeth: That's the name of the mountain! In California! Mount Tam!

Sophie: I used to live in Callie...hey but it's Mount TAM

Jace: You're famous Tam

Tam: Gee thanks so much. I'm so happy for that. *tugs bangs*

Linh: He doesn't want a mountain named after him.

Ro: Well technically this mountain existed like a hundred years ago and Tam isn't a hundred years old. So HE was named after the MOUNTAIN. If his parents ever read human history. *snorts* Probably not, considering the quality of information and training here in Glitter Land.

Vara: Um okay

Percy: THE PROPHECY

Annabeth: But I told you something's weird about it...

Thalia: It's nothing you just don't liiiiiiiike it

Annabeth: Why does it have the names that Mr. D calls us instead of not mentioning our real names....WAIT

Nico: No you guys need to go, hurry up

Annabeth: GUYS THIS ISN'T A REAL PROPHECY ITS A PERM

Jace: Doesn't look like it's a perm...

Annabeth: Shut. Up.

Annabeth: This prophecy is some kind of prank, because oracles don't use real names!

Me: Way to go, Annabeth. You figured it out like, after a LOOOOOONG time.

Vara: Smooth, Annabeth.

Me: Bumpy.

Mr. D: Nice job stalking them, Nicholas Di Angelo.

Mr. D: *stalling

Percy: Were you actually stalking us Nico?

Nico: You'll never know, never more. 

Vara: YOU STOLE MY QUOTE

Apollo: *flashes bright smile* No problem!

Mr. D: Polly...your name isn't Nicholas. And-

Apollo: *flashes bright smile* No problem!

Mr. D: Okay then....*awkwardly paces*

Percy: Wait so this isn't a real prophecy?!

Annabeth: WHY

Mr. D: BECAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEN

Everyone: ...

Vara: Um Halloween isn't the time for pranks, Mr. D....

Sophie: Yeah it's the time for horror and spooky stuff

Mr. D:

Mr. D: So it's not time for pranks and laughing?

Me: Um no that's April Fools' Day. Vara and I would know everything about that.

Mr. D: Oh then. Thanks Veronica, Samantha, and Grace. I guess I'll go now.

Apollo: *flashes bright smile* No problem!

Mr. D: And I'll take Polly back to Olympus. He's had too much of something lately.

Apollo: *flashes IMPOSSIBLY bright smile this time* No problem!

Everyone: ....

Keefe: I'm calling you Samantha from now on, Sophie!

Sophie: That's awesome! I'll call you Kaitlyn!

Keefe: No one can disrespect The Awesome Lord Of Everything.

Fitz: Tell that to Sophie.

Keefe: ....which I just did....

Keefe: OHHHHHHH FITZ DUDE

Fitz: WHAT

Sophie: Yeah and I think I'll call Fitz, Fiona from now on

Fitz: No fair!

Keefe: HA HA HA HAAAAA HA

Jace: You're stealing Simon's comeback!

Simon: No fair, that was in the first book and that was because-

Me: DON'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL

Vara: *says proudly* Now you're catching on!

Jace: Guys I made up a good name for Fitz

Four: NOTHING can beat CoGNatE-OBSEsseD BOi! (That was autocorrect not me)

Jace: Lol yeah right. Here it is....

Jace: Presenting....

Jace: Fitzboy Lamery Lacker!

Fitz: Here I am! Wait....what?

Four: ...

Four: Actually that can beat it

Keefe: OHHHHHH MY GOOMSES LOLOLOLLLLLLLL

Me: HEY COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT FROM ME AND VARA

Jace: VARA AND I

Keefe: What the hedge

Vara: MY COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT I AM NOT HAPPY KEEFE

Keefe: I'LL GIVE YOU A ZILLION DOLLARS

Vara: Never mind

Me: What's half of a zillion?! A TRILLION!! GIVE ME HALF

Vara: NO

Me: MINE YOU OWE ME FOR THE COOKIE MIX

Vara: But you're afraid to use the oven

Me: Great, just broadcast that to the whole world, why don't you?

Vara: Sure.

Me: Wait I didn't mean-

Vara: LITERALLY! HEY EVERYONE ON AMERCA'S GOT TALENT, GORDON SPOONY-STEVENS OF WASHINGTON IS AFRAID TO USE THE OVEN! BYe aNd hAVe a gReAT dAY!!

Me: ........................

Me: 😑

Me: Um thanks

Vara: You're so very welcome! *smiles*

Keefe: Dudes I'm going to go poor from giving you all my money

Me: Then make Fitz give me some money. Or Sophie. Or anyone else. Your dad too.

Keefe: Sweet! Here's his bank account! *tosses the green cube*

Me: *catches it from halfway across the world* Thanks. But isn't there any such thing as bank robberies?

Keefe: Nope. Everyone's rich enough.

Me: Fair enough. BACK TO HALLOWEEN PEOPLES

Vara: This has been a pretty crazy day, why don't we leave Halloween to another chapter?

Sophie: Of what?

Me: Of your life.

Sophie: Oh

Me: Plus it has a lot of words. Yeah readers, the next chapter will probably less than 2K words but if it's more, don't blame me! Please!

Biana: Who's reading this?

Me: Vara. And me. I take screenshots of this occasionally to read over and correct. That way I can have a laugh when I'm sad?

Tris: That works for us

Vara: Okay then. Bye.

Everyone: Bye.

Jace: Hi

Everyone: *facepalm*

So yeah. Uh that was a very off-topic chapter of Halloween!! 

Time for a meme I made! (Percy Jackson themed)

Lol hoped you liked it. And the chapter, too. Probably will be a Halloween Pt 2nthat might be short. But with me, you never know. Anyway have a great day and again, stay safe!

-StickyCarpet