Finally...
(A/N: Like I said, this react chat takes place the exact same time as the one from the previous chapter. It's around 1,700 words, wow. Ugh I was just remembering something but I just forgot. Well there will be an ultimate surprise in this one so...yeah. Thanks for reading and hope you find it funny!
Oh also...look at the rankings for this book! Thanks so much, you guys!)
Percy: Huh?
Harry: Whoa that was chaos over there. What happened?
Annabeth: Jace changed all of our screen names to random stuff
Katniss: That's putting it mildly!
Jace: Well, you have to admit, it WAS kinda funny
Keefe: I hate to agree. But thankfully, with my brians, I saved the day!
Jace: How do you do that if you only have brians and not brains?
Sophie: Burn
Tris: Sophie, don't be mean.
Sophie: It's only a burn!!!
Nico: How was your...um Hat Sorting Ceremony
Leo: Yeah what kind of hats did you sort
Percy: Was there a hat for everyone
Jace: How is it a ceremony
Hermione: It's not a hat sorting ceremony, it's basically a talking hat that sorts first years into different Houses
Jason: Say that again in English
Ginny: Okay so like there's a hat that talks. The Houses are Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, and Hufflepuff. Each of the 4 houses are based on the 4 leaders who originally made Hogwarts, and the Houses traits are different. For instance, my siblings, Hermione, Harry and I are in Gryffindor, which is House of the brave.
Hermione: Ravenclaw is the intelligent
Harry: Slytherin is...the cunning I think? I forgot since I call it the evil since most Dark wizards come from there
Ron: And Hufflepuff is the peaceful, kind and loyal
Four: So like the Factions
Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione: Whaaaat?
Tris: There are 5 factions. Abnegation is the selfless, where I came from
Four: Erudite is the intelligent
Christina: Candor is the honest. That's where I came from.
Peeta: Does the truth serum you were talking about come from there?
Christina: Yeah. Anyway, Amity is the...peaceful and kind, to put it simple
Four: And finally, Dauntless is the brave. Tris and I are in it
Ron: So like our Houses then
Harry: Did they copy us?
Four: I doubt it. But then again, we are from the future
Tam: I don't seem to remember you telling where you were from, Four
Four: Nine of your business
Four: *None
Tris: He was from Abnegation
Four: TRIS
Four: Beatrice Prior, you're not supposed to tell other people where you're from. Particularly strangers.
Keefe: After all this, are we seriously strangers?!
Tam: Maybe to you, Seneca
Tam: I won't bother to correct that but autocorrect doesn't like your last name Keefe
Hazel: Your full name is Beatrice?!
Tris: Yeah why? Do I sound like a very young child or what
Piper: No way! It's a coooool name
Hazel: Yeah it means "she who makes happy"
Keefe: Isn't Keefe a good name
Jace: Yeah it rhymes with a bunch of insults I could call you, Beefe
Jace: Or Leefe
Clary: Behave Jonathan
Jace: I'm a Herondale, not a Morgenstern
Clary: Still it usually makes you behave so
Clary: I shouldn't have told you that...
Fitz: Back to the discussion about Houses and Factions...I honestly can't imagine our Four being selfless
Leo: Lol
Will: Ikr
Nico: LOOOOLLLL Yeah right
Harry: So Gryffindor House would be Dauntless right
Christina: Pretty much. Dauntless is prone to jumping off roofs and trains. Also for getting tattoos and dressing in black.
Hermione: Erudite is Ravenclaw?
Tris: Erudite wears blue since it's the soothing color and promotes memory or something like that
Ginny: I guess Hufflepuff would be a mix of Abnegation and Amity?
Tris: Right. Abnegation wears gray to "blend in". They're supposed to try not to notice themselves.
Four: And Amity wears a whole bunch of colorful colors, like red, yellow, green, etc. They're pretty talkative and fun-loving. *shudders* Too much happiness and bubblyness.
Katniss: Lol Four
Ron: But I don't really think of Slytherin as truth tellers...they're leaders though so maybe Candor? What do you guys think? (A/N seriously what do you guys think? Which faction would be Slytherin?)
Ginny: Idk
Biana: So what faction/House would we all be?
Linh: Well elves are kinda everything so...
Jace: Omg what faction/House would Keefe be in
Sophie: Definitely not Candor 😂
Keefe: What's wrong, Foster? Don't I tell the truth at all costs?
Fitz: Nope definitely not
Sophie: You're intelligent but you have to be overly intelligent for Erudite
Keefe: Isn't saving the whole world enough
Tam: If the whole world is this group chat then I guess?
Christina: So Dauntless, because of saving the world and having courage.
Fitz: Also when you're not afraid to prank anyone at any cost. Or have detention.
Biana: We saved the world so many times.
Tam: But we had a fair share of destruction.
Keefe: Mt. Everest hehehehe
Dex: Or when we destroyed Ravagog. That was fun.
Ro: You have a really different definition of fun
KotLC crew: RO?!?!
Ro: Ignore me and no questions asked. You don't ask any questions, I'll tell you no lies. Though I can tell you that I stole this sparkly imparter-ish thingy from a human girl. Do all imparter cases have to be sparkly?!?!
Sophie: Give it back Ro
Ro: I will! Eventually
Me: Ro...my iPad...I have a security tracker in it so give it back pls
KotLC crew:
Ro: This thing is called...an iPad? It explains why there's an apple on it
Me: Ro I'm gonna be forced to summon my iPad and you really don't wanna see that happen
Ro: Watch me.
Me: *sighs* Accio iPad! *iPad whacks around in midair, hitting and punching Ro*
Me: My iPad is very delicate and yes, I did function it to have arms.
Dex: You're a Technopath too?!
Me: In the Lost Cities world, yes. Now come back to me, iPad.
Marella: *sighs* I keep forgetting how much you accomplished without me
Linh: Don't worry, Ella! We couldn't have accomplished Nightfall without your help!
Nico: What in the Underworld is Nightfall
Annabeth and Hermione: OH OH OH ITS THAT BOOK WITH THE BLUE WATERY COVER THAT PORTRAYS-
Sophie: Hold on, what's this about a book?!
Hermione: Whoooooops we're not supposed to tell you guys
Annabeth: You're supposed to figure out for yourself
Linh: Guys after this we're going to the library
Sophie: How about half of us go to the Forbidden Cities Library and half of us go to the Elvin library in Atlantis?
KotLC crew: Sounds good
Me: The fandom world might not be happy about that...they like keeping y'all in the dark
Me: Anyway say hi to the readers!
Everyone: Readers?!
Me: Whoops um er wrong chat...go back to what you were doing now and DON'T LOOK UP WHATEVER YOU DO
Everyone: *looks up*
Everyone: AAHHHHHHHHH
*There are cameras on the ceiling. Dex somehow disables them with a flick of his hand and everything goes back to normal*
*But none of them know that the cameras are still able to work when they are crushed, smashed, and destroyed*
Magnus: Oh yeah I totally know what you're talking about ;)
Alec: Wut
Magnus: Dude we were literally just talking about it
Alec: Oh yeah
Jace: Oh yeahhhhhhhh
Clary: Have you read it yet?
Jace: Of course not
Keefe: Well duh
Simon: It came out last year right
Everyone except for KotLC crew: Yeah
Dex: Okay what is this Nightfall you're talking about?! Is there another hidden Nightfall?
Sophie: We have to find it before Fintan gets his hands on it
Tam: Just ask Keefe's mom she'll know where it is
Gisela: Ask away then! Though I really do know which Nightfall you're talking about. It's a shame none of you know where it is. Or what it is. 😈😈😈
Vespera: None of these teenagers are ruthless enough. They haven't made the right choice like ugh why are they all combined? Do they seriously think they can defeat us together like never MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
Keefe: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING HERE MOMMY DEAREST
Percy: O
Percy: M
Percy: Gzzzzzzzz
Vespera: Oooh this one is ruthless enough, care to join us?
Percy: I feel so bad for you dude, your mom is completely evil
Gisela: Who said I'm evil? Vespera and I are just following the plan!
Percy: I did!
Will: What plan
Gisela: Ooh I bet you all are pretty powerful. One of you is the daughter of Athena. Well two of you most likely are. I'll trade you our plan if you give them to us
Keefe: Don't accept!
Simon: Well what else will we do *sarcasm*
Annabeth and Hermione: Are they talking about us?
Vespera: Yes, you rotten, evil, scheming, smart, unruthless people!
Marella: Whoa I've never met your mom before Keefe. She's pure evil
Jason: Come on let's go bye everyone
Everyone: Bye
Keefe and Jace: Don't have a great day
Keefe and Jace *virtually high five*
Gisela: Vespera, WHY DID YOU SCARE THEM OFF
Vespera: I AIN'T DONE ANYTHING
Gisela: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE SOME KIND OF SPEECH ABOUT RUTHLESSNESS OR CHOICE EVERY TIME WE MEET THEM
Vespera: It's for their own good!
Gisela: WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN THOSE SMART-ALECK TEENAGERS TO MAKE PLANS FOR ME AND YOU AND INSTEAD YOU-
Jace: You and I, Scary Leefe's Mom
Vespera:
Vespera: They were hearing us the whole time
Vespera: YOU ALMOST REVEALED THE PLAN TO THEM
Gisela: WELL IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU UNCOOL RUTHLESS ESSAY-INATOR
Vespera: Well you keep thinking that your son will do you some good when you know he won't accept! And stop using caps lock! It's annoying!
*Vespera and Gisela keep arguing*
Keefe: See everyone. Don't worry about me, she says stuff like this every day.
Gisela: WHALE THEN STOP TEXTING ME WHILE YOU'RE LITERALLY SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME
Percy: Oooh whales
Vespera: That's it! Our alliance is OVER! *stalks off muttering to herself about ruthless adults, unruthless teenagers, and the Neverseen*
Gisela:
Gisela: Well that was easier than I thought
Gisela: Bye everyone
Everyone:
Everyone:
Everyone:
Alec: What just happened
Keefe: Idek and she's my mom
Gisela: Remeber Keefe, you actually aren't as useless as your father says you are! Love you! *blows kiss*
Keefe: *dodges*
Sophie: Keefe...
Fitz: Okay anyone who lives in the Lost Cities come to Everglen, ASAP. We need to tell our parents about what happened.
Sophie: But then Sandor will snatch my iPod out of my hands and give me a long speech about how you shouldn't text strangers!
Linh: Better than Vespera's speeches about ruthlessness!
Tam: lol Linh
Annabeth: Oh we're called on another quest sorry to leave you but we may be gone for...about a week so we won't be able to talk until then. Unless we die and don't come back.
Annabeth: Demigods let's say our goodbyes and meet at Athena's cabin
Izzy: Meet in my room guys emergency make up session
Harry: Just go to bed everyone, we'll talk tomorrow at breakfast
Tris: Well this doesn't really have to do with us sooooo
Katniss: What if Snow and Coin come back from the dead?! NOOOOO
Peeta: Katniss there's no way for people to come back from the dead so shush
Katniss: Well there's no need to be rude but like the Capital could have invented a resurrection thingy
Harry: We have a resurrection stone...
Everyone: NOOOOOOO
Harry: But it's lost so we can't find it
Everyone: Phew
Peeta: Well the Capital is GONE
Peeta: Katniss?
Peeta: Hey Four can you get me some peace serum, thanks
Four: Sure thing
Tris: Why exactly
Peeta: Katniss, duh
(Okay then....I hope Katniss doesn't go all crazy like Tris does, then. Any suggestions or comments? Thanks for reading!)
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