A/N: This is a super duper long chapter. Over 2,300 words!!! All these errors are real. I was just typing fast for the effect and they are actually real. I just haven't bothered to correct them lol. Also, this is like a special chapter (even though there was still gonna be a part two but I was gonna post it on a Later day) since it's nerdyblueraven's birthday! Happy birthday :) Also the stupid YouTube video thing won't work for me :(

Annabeth: THIS IS WHY I SHOULD BE THE FANDOM RESIDENT

Jace: You're a fandom resident, all right...

An etch: GRRRRRR

Jace: Neve remind

Jace: *Never mind

Annabeth: WHO SPELLED MY NAME WRONG

Hermione: AU-TO COR-RECT

Annabeth: KEEP YOUR SMART ALECK MOUTH OUT OF THIS GRANGER

Hermione: YOU DARE CALL ME THAT, ANNABELL?!

Vara: GUYS GUYS STOP IT

Me: *whispers* Just say freeze

Vara: *whispers* Can they listen even when we say freeze?

Me: 😳

Me: I never thought of that

Vara: Oh boy Greebean. Have they seriously been listening to you?

Me: It didn't seem like it...but try it

Annabeth: SECURITY ARREST THESE IMPOSTERS

Me: YOU DON'T HAVE SECURITY

Me: And I AM NOT AN IMPOSTER. I DOUBT THERE'S ANYONE THAT CAN IMPERSONATE ME THAT GOOD TO HAVE THAT MUCH OF AN EFFECT ON PEOPLE

Vara: *cough*

Me: Oh yeah. We were playing an April fools joke on some....friends online and Vara impersonated me pretty good lol

Percy: Are you sure about that?

Me: What, the fact that we're not imposters and no one can act like me? Do you seriously dare to say that, Persassius Jackson?

Percy: ...

Percy: Oh yeah! Never mind. Anyway, my girlfriend judo-flipped me once. The only security she really needs is herself.

Me: ...

Me: VARA NOW

Vara: FREEZE

*everything freezes*

Vara: CAN ANYONE HEAR ME NOW

Vara: *goes up to Fitz and shouts in his ear* CAN YOU HEAR ME COGNATE OBSESSED BOY

Fitz: *winces*

Vara: Good. CAN EVERYONE ELSE HEAR US

Vara: I'll take that as a yes. EVERYONE LISTEN UP REAL QUICK

Jace and me: *quickly

Sophie: Burn

Vara: NO ONE GETS TO BURN ME YOUNG LADY

Sophie: ...sorry?

Vara: That's okay.

Tris: There's no need to shout

Katniss: THAT IS MAHOGANY

*everyone stares*

Katniss: *bursts into giggles*

Peeta: Don't remind me of Effie

Katniss: WE MISS YOU EFFIE

Peeta: Katniss you haven't been into peace serum lately have you

Katniss: NOPE

Four: Lemme take the peace serum test. *waves hand in front of Katniss's face* Hey Katniss. What's my name?

Katniss: FOUR HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

Katniss: Wait isn't Four a number

Katniss: Oh yeah I ship FOURTRIS. That's FOUR and TRIS, get it?! ROTLF

Keefe: That means rolling on the laughing floor, in case you didn't know!

Tam: Is there a reason you're so excited about telling us

Keefe: ItS a PuNcTuAtIoN mArK bAnGs BoY

Four: She's just obsessed with capitalizing stuff

Katniss: IT PROHIBITS AUTOCORRECT FROM GETTING IN MY WAY!

Peeta: You really don't need to shout...

Me: But what Katniss said is true..

Vara: WELL I'LL START TALKING IN ALL CAPS THEN

Me: Oh Vara

Vara: Fine. Greebean why are they moving

Me: Um...double freeze!!!

*everything freezes even more*

Me: Good. Continue on with your speech, Vara.

Vara: It's not a speech.

Me: Whatever. Continue on.

Vara: *sigh* Okay so no one can argue anything about presidents or anything. No more, or this entire chat will be closed, okay?

Vara: Okay get back to what you were doing

Me: And ignore us. We'll be stalking you all from time to time to make sure you're not secretly arguing or anything.

Jace: Stalkerish much?

Everyone: *rolls eyes*

Me: UNFREEZE

Keefe: Boi

Lily ( penguinlilex- Hello Lily) AYYYYYYY

Sophie: ???

Me: She's an undercover spy. Lily is helping us.

Tris: How nice

Lily: Yes, I am very nice. When you get to know me.

Four:

Annabeth: Nice of WHAT?! The fact that people are SpYiNg On Us?!?!

Lily: Geez Annabeth I had no idea you were so crabby in person

Annabeth: It's not in person, it's TEXTING

Sophie: Ohhhhh

Lily: What's so "burny" about that?

Jace: Burny is not a word

Lily: But I put quotes around it

Everyone: OHHHHH BURRRRRRN

Jace: Isn't that Sophie's job?

Sophie: BURN

Sophie: Wait...was the Burn meant for me?

Everyone else: OHHHHHHHHH BURN

Lily: Guys this is getting BORING

Keefe: BURN

Sophie: You said that cause you like the word didn't you

Keefe: ...

Lily: BURN

Lily: Sorry couldn't resist

Lily: And Sophitz all the way!!!

Annabeth and me: 😡

Lily: What? You ship Sokeefe?

Lily: HEY HEY I WAS TALKING TO ANNABETH OVER THERE NOT YOU GB! STOP SMACKING ME!

Me: Well, in my defense, there really is no reason to ask me if I ship Sokeefe or not lol

Annabeth: *death glare*

Percy: Don't mind her, she's usually like that

Lily: Why are you so crabby?! You aren't like this in the book

Percy: Me?! But I'm supposed to act like a sassy idiot, not crabby! That's pretty much Annabeth's job.

Annabeth: JACKSON

Lily: I was talking about anthem not you Percy

Lily: *Annabeth

Me: But seriously Annabeth you were more friendly in the books

Annabeth: Books?!?!

Lily: Don't start swearing on me, now

Me: Whoopsie lilies...come on Lily her fatal flaw is Hubris. Did you seriously not expect her to be like this? Plus she calls Percy idiot!

Percy: I'LL NEVER BE A LOSER

Percy: SASSY RUNS IN MY BLOOD

Percy: I ACT LIKE AN IDIOT FOR FUUUUUUN

Percy: I THINK ANNABETH WILL BE MAD (A/N: Royals parody. Check out the 3rd chapter in my book Fandom Parodies if you want to see the whole thing)

Annabeth: I most certainly WILL BE MAD

Percy: Come on Wise Girl you didn't say the lyrics we went over

Me: Oh yeah! It's a parody I wrote. How's you find it? Percy?

Hermione: It's based on the Royals song by Lorde right?

Me: Yeah...how'd you know?

Hermione: The lyrics just fit...

Vara: The lyrics can fit Fight Song too, just barely.

Lily: And they can fit Wake Me Up

Sophie: WAKE ME UP WHEN ITS ALL OVER

Fitz: WHEN I'M WISER AND I'M OLDER

Hermione: ALL THIS TIME I WAS FINDING MYSEEEELF AND IIIII

Simon: DIDN'T KNOW I WAS LOST

Clary: DIDN'T KNOW I WAS LOOOOOOST

All of them: DIDN'T KNOW I WAS LOOOOOOOOOOOOST

All of them: LOOOOOOOOOOOST

All of them: LOOOOOOOOOOOOST

All of them: Lost

Jace: This is that cheesy song that I hear on the radio right

Me: DO NOT CALL AVICII CHEESY

Lily: RIP Avicii (A/N: Also is it kind of depressing that Avicii died on the day that No Tears Left to Cry by Ariana Grande was released?)

Simon: Any applause for us, ahem?

Everyone: *claps*

Vara: Thank you.

Sophie: We were the ones that did it, not you!

Vara: Who cares? It's kinda Greebean that decides everything..

Lily: Yeah...too bad y'all don't know what that mean

Annabeth: 😡 😡 😡

Lily: ...

Lily: Stop trying to frighten everyon annabethhhhhhh

Lily: *everyone

Annabeth:

Jace: Omg you didn't capitalize her naaaaaaaaaame

Lily: Who cares Jace

Lily: OHHHHHHHHHH

Lily:

Lily: kakeleowjsmmxmdklss

Piper: ???

Lily: GV stop taking selfies on my phone

Me: Come on you know I'm not a selfie person. Those are your other friends. And my name is NOT Green Vine

Vara: Something's wrong with the cute corrupt (A/N: Yes this one actually happened)

Vara: *autocorrect

Lily: Now it's even more rad!

Vara: I know you meant bad but no. Autocorrect is absolutely NOT rad.

Lily: Very true

Me: SOKEEFE SOKEEFE SOKEEFE

Lily: SO...FITZ?

Vara: Oooh that was good

Me: ...

Me: So...Keefe?

Lily: That was also pretty gold

Lily: Ugh it won't let me use the asterisk to correct my spelling

Vara: K no more then

Vara: Dee what I did there?

Me: *see

Lily: How come the asterisk is working for you?!

Me: Yup. Autocorrect likes me. Unfortunately.

Lily: I SHIP SOKEEFE AND MY FAVORITE COLOR IS PINK AND MY CRUSH IS-(A/N: Your crush is a dash. XD jk. It's not my business)

Lily: GREENBEAN

Me: That wasn't me, I swear...I'm at school right now "listening" (reading) to two popular boys and one popular girl fooling around on Instagram while swearing and writing a super cringy science safety song based on the Johnny Johnny song

Vara: If you share the struggles, I'll share it too.

Me: NO! It's super cringy and you don't want to hear it

Lily: Yes we do

Me: Fine. It's to the tune of the Johnny Johnny song. Here it is. Don't say I didn't warn you!

Jace: You didn't warn us

Me: *death glare*

Vara: This is an actual thing you know...one time when I was...a little...something, I died from her glare. Again. And again.

Lily: Same!

Me: I have died everyday waiting for you

Sophie: Darling don't be afraid IIIII have loved you

Me: For a thousand years...I'll love you for a thouuuuuusaaaaaand mooooore

Keefe and Fitz at the same time: Awww thanks Sophie

Everyone: ...

Lily: Never mind that. Lol GB can glare pretty good

Me: I am Medusa. Just probably not AS ugly.

Medusa: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Me: You're beautiful, Medusa!

Medusa: Hiss hiss

Me: You're welcome. Everyone is pretty here!

Me: Phew

Vara: Come onnnn Greebean

Lily: Hold on where did everyone go?!

Vara: Lol this has become a chat group for us

Me: I'll add the MIT in soon. Maybe.

Katniss: TRUE DAT

Sokeefe: Lol

Sokeefe: Huh?

Leo: Is that Sophie or Keefe?

Sokeefe: ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU CAN'T SEE THE BEAUTIFUL HAIR OF-

Clary: It's Beef alright

Keefe: *death glare*

Clary: *Keefe

Me: Omg

Me: Omg I got it

Annabeth: What

Me: Annabeth gimme your phone

Me: Sorry, *give me

Annabeth: Why? So my half-sister can hack it successfully?

Percy: Half-sister?!

Lily: She's a daughter of Athena too.

Vara: Oh yeah!!! She's smart anyways

Me: Awwww thanks guys. Anyway, Annabeth

Annabeth: *sighs*

Me: *thumbs through phone*

Me: 7591084;=:928-'@983asd$crdkbtewabl+++++is=to=drjbfo'"nbshxaun"7777wawefhom*kiunghjz&kokm36#:oeikson=mmsiqw#000-11010111011101-011110101010000111-01111011100—01110100001

Me: OMGZZZZZZ ANNABETH

Annabeth: What

Me: !!!!!!!!!

Me: YOU'RE A MEME MASTER JUST LIKE ME

Annabeth: You hacked my phone JUST TO SEE MY MEMES?!?!

Me: No. and I didn't freak about JUST because of that. I freaked out because when Simon showed you how to turn off autocorrect in the last chapter, you turned on the setting that allows the autocorrect virus to spread everywhere. You're doomed. DOOMSDAY IS COMING PEOPLE

Percy: Come on, we've faced many false-alert Doomsdays before. We'll handle this one, right?

Vara: I'm pretty sure all of us have faced doomsdays...

Lily: True dat

Me: Guys I'm serious. Annabeth, how could you?!

Percy: What can we do to stop it?!

Me: As normal, we can wait for the world to end.

Percy: That's not an option

Me: Or is it...

Me: Anyways I wanna show you all this meme I found. It's one of my most favorites

Harry: Is there a reason there's my face, Katniss's face, Percy's face, and someone who I don't know's face there?

Percy: And stuff we all said

Lily: Cheeze Guys. It's a MEME

Simon: That makes for an interesting band name

Lily: What, Cheeze Guys? I didn't mean to make the "guys" part capitalized. You're welcome for the idea tho

Clary: Did you have to, Lily?!

Alec: Lol the fault in our bands names is a good pun

Alec: *one

Vara: Oh no! It's spreading!

Me: Guys...we need someone. Someone who can do this mission. Someone who's brave enough to do it. Someone who can sneak into Autocorrect Headauarters and switch off their autocorrect feature. Who's up for it?

Everyone: ME

Tris: I'll do it, I've sneaked into Erudite HQ and disabled the computers so Dauntless would stop killing people as a pleasure.

Four: But you couldn't have done that without MY help

Tris: But I'm faster and swifter than YOU

Clary: But I've sneaked onto my dad's ship and destroyed the whole ship! With just a rune! If we destroy autocorrect headauarters, then everything will be damaged, right?!

Harry: I'VE FACED THE DARK LORD OVER 7 TIMES

Katniss: 7 is your lucky number, I've survived in the arena for 2 times. If we need to camp out there, I'm the person to do it.

Peeta: I know how to make food from scratch!

Leo: Who can repair anything and can do anything with technology?!?!

Piper: Come on I can charmspeak. What's better than that?!

Sophie: WHO sneaked into Ravagog and stole information from Dimitar's mind?!

Fitz: You couldn't have done that without MY help

Keefe: Lover's quarrel! I need to grab some popcorn!

Biana: WHO SNEAKED INTO NIGHTFALL AND GOT A FACE FULL OF SCARS FOR YOU

Me: HOLD ON HOW DID YOU SNEAK INTO THE NIGHTFALL BO-

Vara: DON'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL GB

Me: Oh yeah, don't mind me. Go on, I need to get some popcorn too. Thanks for the idea, Keefe.

Everyone: ...

Dex: I'M THE BEST AT TECHNOLOGY HERE! I CAN SHUT IT OFF!

Izzy: Alec and I are the best fighters

Jace: No, WHO was declared the best demon slayer of all time?!

Magnus: You, by that was by yourself. Warlocks can do anything!

Simon: I CAN RUN AND I CAN HIDE BUT SOMEONE'S RULES I CAN'T ABIDE

Tam: Not again.

Linh: You know, it's extraordinary seeing how much cool stuff we've all done.

Tam: Not when we're all making a huge argument!

Linh: Our Tam wants some peace and quiet?

Tam: Come on Linh. You know that you, Wylie and I are pretty much very powerful here. And Sophie. And Sencen, as much as I hate to admit it. We're all a team and pretty powerful together. So why aren't you volunteering? Usually you do that and I have to keep you from doing that.

Linh: Well it's a dangerous mission, isn't it? Like we've all faced the world's end at sometime or another...

Katniss: I survived my Hunger Games. Twice.

Harry: That's cute, I killed Voldemort as an infant...and I have a cool scar 😎

Magnus: JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN CHARMSPEAK DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING

Piper: YES YOU CAN

Percy: BUT I'M PERCY JACKSON (A/N: 😏)

Lily: ...

Vara: Oh no

Lily and Vara simultaneously: Greenbean, what have you done?!

Me: It's not my fault!! I'll...um, resolve this in the next chapter?

(A/N: Sigh. Leaving poor me to clean up the mess. Thanks, Vara and Lily. *cue shouts of protest* Okay, okay, fine! It's not your fault! Yes, yes, okay....

Well yes it's not your fault, it's mine. Sorry characters, too. Well there will be a part 3 to this as well and it's not gonna be what you expect, I'll tell you that...did anyone notice the meme hidden in the texts? No? Okay then. If you're a KotLC fan, I hope you saw the awesome art SM released recently!!! And a very happy birthday to nerdyblueraven !!! Have a happy birthday :D)