Apollo's Fantastic Haiku Show Part Two! (Featuring the Gods...Again)

Yessss! I accomplished writing all this before Flashback officially comes out! (Today is 10/5/2018)

FINALLY, for truth, Dex says Happy Flashback!

Vara says good luck on the cliffhanger and I say that I hope no one dies. And the KotLC crew doesn't understand what's happening so they're waiting for the so-called Flashback to be over. 

Sophie: Whaaaa....

Me: SHUSH!

Anyway...happy reading and happy Flashback! 


Me: It's time

Vara: To begin

Me: Isn't it?

Sophie: I get a little bit bigger

Simon: But then I'll admit

Fitz: I'm just the same

Vara: As I was

Katniss: Now don't you understand?

Tris: I'm never changing

Four: Who I am.

Hermione: I don't want to

Harry: Ever let you down

Percy: I don't want to

Annabeth: Leave this town.

Keefe: ...

Everyone: COME ON SAY IT WE'VE BEEN REHEARSING

Keefe: 'Cause after all

Jace: The city always sleeps at night.

Everyone: JACE!

Me: We were doing so well!! *cries*

Vara: For those of you who don't know what song lyrics we were texting/writing/singing, we were singing It's Time by Imagine Dragons.

Jace: Well, I imagine that they were talking about New York City when they were singing that song. 

Me: What song should we do next?

Simon: LET IT GOOOOOO LET IT GOOOOOO

Leo: CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEEE

Simon: LET IT GOOOOOO LET IT GOOOO

Me: TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOOOOOR

Simon, Leo, and me: I DON'T CAAAAARE-

Everyone: STOP!

Me: WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY

Everyone: DOUBLE STOP

Me: Hey! Why not? It's a beautiful song, I'm sure everyone would like it if it wasn't overplayed.

Jace: Just no. I can't even believe Vampire Boy over there likes it too...

Me: HEY! Different people have different tastes. And anyway, someday, I WILL get you to start the lyric chain. But right now we're running out of time. APOLLO!

Apollo: *grumbles* What do you want

Me: Do you think you could finish your haikus? Maybe? Please?

Apollo: *brightens* Of course! I will summon the gods!

Athena: Hi

Dionysus: Hi

Aphrodite: Hi

Hera:

Apollo: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Zeus: ...

Hades: I agree with you

Apollo: Hey Hephy where are you?

Hephaestus: Your package has expired I can't be here. You should have bought the deluxe package.

Apollo:

Apollo: *whispers* Good thing I forgot his haiku...

Poseidon: EYYYYY PERCY HOW YA DOING?!

Percy: I'm good!

Artemis: Is Thalia here? Anywhere?

Thalia: Yes, Lady Artemis.

Artemis: Good. Stay by my side so I can protect your ears from...you know.

Ares: I'm not coming, no way.

Me: OOOOOOH! ARE YOU SCARED?!?!

Ares: NO

Me: 'K let's start I forgot the rest of the gods

Apollo: Let's start with another ode to me!

Me: *groans* I swear, he wrote these himself.

Apollo: Being of pure light

Apollo: God of sun, music, haikus

Apollo: And archery too

Hades: Yay

Apollo: ANOTHER ONE FOR...YOU GUESSED IT! ME!

Apollo: Magnificent me

Apollo: Awesome, perfect, and handsome

Apollo: An all in one, how?!

Percy: Yeah, how?!

Apollo: Possy, you're next!

Poseidon: Oh boy. Percy, cover your ears.

Percy: *covers ears with magical watery earplugs or something*

Apollo: Ocean earth-shaker

Apollo: The water guy is jealous

Apollo: Percy is his man

Poseidon:

Apollo: How'd you like it, Possy?

Poseidon: Stop calling me that! And it was....wonderful?

Poseidon: *whispers to Percy* Good thing you didn't hear it, son.

Apollo: Now, I made one for one of our bravest demigods, Perseus Jackson!

Percy: Oh noooooooo

Apollo: Perseus Jackson

Apollo: I can't believe he refused

Apollo: Immortality

Percy: Come on, I refused it for a good reason!

Poseidon: Annabeth, perhaps?

Percy: *blushes*

Percy: I'm going to make my own haiku about me.

Percy: I feel like a cow

Percy: Apollo's, to be exact

Percy: Slow, dumb, and bright red

Me: WOOOOOOOOOOO NICE HAIKU

Apollo: I know, right?! Thanks!

Apollo: This one is for my brave sister, Artemis. She's awesome.

Artemis: *leans in while plugging her ears*

Apollo: Artemis the brave

Apollo: Goddess of the moon and hunt

Apollo: Twin of Apollo

Thalia: Lady Artemis...that was really good, actually.

Artemis: Maybe he actually put some effort into it?

Apollo: Next up is...the goddess of beauty...'Dite!

Aphrodite: I'd tell him to stop calling me that, but I don't want to strain my voice for nothing.

Piper: Yeah, he wouldn't listen.

Apollo: The right beauty queen

Apollo: 'Phrodite ships Percabeth

Apollo: Kind of a hero?

Percy and AnnieBell:

Aphrodite: I AM a hero! I helped them on their quest greatly!

Hera: Isn't Annabeth the blonde one? Daughter of Athena? The one that hates me?

AnnieBell: I think so...

Hera: I thought she'd be here, though.

AnnieBell: *giggles nervously* I haven't seen her here...

Hera: I'll find her soon!

Apollo: Hermy!

Hermione: What

Apollo: Sorry, I meant Hermes, not Hermione.

Hermione: Oh

Apollo: Hermes the mailman

Apollo: Thievery his specialty

Apollo: He delivers mail

Hermes: ...I guess I should be thankful...

Apollo: METER, YOU'RE NEXT!

Demeter: Oh boy -_-

Apollo: Demeter the meter (pretend this has 5)

Apollo: Goddess of growing plant stuff

Apollo: I forgot the rest

Demeter: ...

Vara: *pats Demeter's shoulder* I feel sorry for you.

Apollo: Time for...Theeny!

Zeus: That's MY nickname, POLO!

Apollo: ...sorry?

Athena: Get on with it. It's better to get it over with.

Apollo: Alrighty!

Apollo: Goddess of wisdom

Athena: Yay

Apollo: She can't stand the Percabeth

Annabeth:

Athena:

Apollo: A big teacher's pet!

Athena: HEY!

Hermione: Calm down, mom.

Hermione: Wait....Annabeth...are we like, half sisters?

Annabeth: Hey yeah...

Hera: Wait what? Annie, I thought you were the daughter of Gelos?

Hermione: *snickers as she knows who he/she's the god of* 

AnnieBell: *shoots Hermione a look*

AnnieBell: Oh, Hermione is one of my best friends. It's hard to forget that she's not my sister. 

Hera: Hmmmm...

Apollo: THE FINAL ONE...IS THE GOD OF WAR....ARES!

Ares: Whoop de doo.

Me: Come on, Ares! Get some spirit! We made an especially awesome poem for you!

Ares: *grumbles*

Apollo: Bloodthirsty baboon

Apollo: Anger management issues

Apollo: I can see you dude

Ares:

Me: *snickers*

Ares: I canNOT believe-

Choir: RHAPSODYYYYYYYYYYY!

Ares: *screams and falls off chair*

Me: *snickers again*

Me: Ares, meet my choir. They're singing 3 songs today, November 5th, 2018. The songs are beautiful. And I have to disappear soon for the concert.

Choir: SING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Me: Meanwhile, Vara will be substituting.

Vara: *sweats* But....Nothing is fun without you!

Me: Trust me....

Vara: *whispers* That's not the real reason, I don't want to be left alone with Ares.

Me: There's nothing you can do about that...

Choir: Sing to me?

Me: Sure!

Choir and me: Singggggg to meeeeeeeeeeee

Choir and me: Sing to me something of sunlight and bloooooooooom

Me: I'm bored, let's sing rhapsody.

Choir: RHAPSODYYYYYYYY

Me: RHAPSODYYYYYY

Choir and me: RHAPSODYYYYYYY

Choir and me: I am glaaaaad day longgggggg

Me: For the gift of songgggggg

Me: I'm bored again you can go now....it's concert time bye everybody!

Vara: Ummmmmm

Ares: HEY

Apollo: I'd like to be disguised as a mortal to that concert....

Vara: RhaPsODy

Me: I WILL SIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGg.

Me: Bah dah dah duh duh duh duuuuhhhh. *plink*

Me: Before y'all went I just want to know if you're all excited for Flashback

Vara: Well duh!

Me: I meant the KotLC crew. It's pretty obvious everyone else is excited lol.

Sophie: Finally! So we can stop hearing about the stupid Flashback!

Dex: Hey, the Flashback may change your life or something.

Cara: I'm with Dex! And don't be surprised if I rant!

Zara: Hey.....what's happening?

Deedee: I guess we'll find out in Flashback...

Violet: No, I meant right now.

Zoey: Huh?

Chloe: Oh no.....not this again....

ThatBoy: Not what again?

ThatBoy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aaaand...yup! You guessed it! The first quarter quell will be a part two to......

*drumroll please*

SCREEN NAMES!

Hope you'll enjoy it. And I have a little note. 

Okay, so last year, I had someone write a message to to their followers through email. This is the message. 

Hey guys I need someone who read Nightfall to talk with. WHO here was surprised about the twin Forkle plot twist? and how the escaped prisoner was a girl, Vespera? And WHO here was mad about the Alvar cliffhanger?NIGHTFALL SPOILER don't read this if you havent read nightfall

At the time I was so mad, not just because of the grammar mistakes. Because don't you think you should put a spoiler alert BEFORE the message actually even starts? Maybe that would be helpful? 

Not that that keeps me from reading it. So PLEASE don't do something like the message above, maybe ask people of they've read Flashback yet, and if they say yes, THEN maybe rant about it to them? 

Because this year, with the "notify all people to their notifs" option, there's no way I can really avoid the spoilers, and I might get it a lot later than most people because I'm not buying it. So yeah. 

Other than that, I really hope Flashback is awesome, the cliffhanger isn't as bad as the Nightfall cliffhanger, and that no one dies....

KotLC Crew: HAPPY FLASHBACK! 

*cue party mallowmelt, and confetti everywhere*

Sophie: *mutters* She totally didn't make us do this...

Me: *glares*

Fitz: Let her be! It's the day before Flashback! 

Me: *relaxes* Yeah. Okay never mind! 

Keefe: FLASHBACKS ARE AWESOME! DON'T TRY TO DIE AGAIN, SOPHIE! 

Sophie: *blushes like a million times*

Fitz: *growls* 

Dex: So have a happy flashback! 


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