Apollo's Fantastic Haiku Show Part Two! (Featuring the Gods...Again)
Yessss! I accomplished writing all this before Flashback officially comes out! (Today is 10/5/2018)
FINALLY, for truth, Dex says Happy Flashback!
Vara says good luck on the cliffhanger and I say that I hope no one dies. And the KotLC crew doesn't understand what's happening so they're waiting for the so-called Flashback to be over.
Sophie: Whaaaa....
Me: SHUSH!
Anyway...happy reading and happy Flashback!
Me: It's time
Vara: To begin
Me: Isn't it?
Sophie: I get a little bit bigger
Simon: But then I'll admit
Fitz: I'm just the same
Vara: As I was
Katniss: Now don't you understand?
Tris: I'm never changing
Four: Who I am.
Hermione: I don't want to
Harry: Ever let you down
Percy: I don't want to
Annabeth: Leave this town.
Keefe: ...
Everyone: COME ON SAY IT WE'VE BEEN REHEARSING
Keefe: 'Cause after all
Jace: The city always sleeps at night.
Everyone: JACE!
Me: We were doing so well!! *cries*
Vara: For those of you who don't know what song lyrics we were texting/writing/singing, we were singing It's Time by Imagine Dragons.
Jace: Well, I imagine that they were talking about New York City when they were singing that song.
Me: What song should we do next?
Simon: LET IT GOOOOOO LET IT GOOOOOO
Leo: CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEEE
Simon: LET IT GOOOOOO LET IT GOOOO
Me: TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOOOOOR
Simon, Leo, and me: I DON'T CAAAAARE-
Everyone: STOP!
Me: WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY
Everyone: DOUBLE STOP
Me: Hey! Why not? It's a beautiful song, I'm sure everyone would like it if it wasn't overplayed.
Jace: Just no. I can't even believe Vampire Boy over there likes it too...
Me: HEY! Different people have different tastes. And anyway, someday, I WILL get you to start the lyric chain. But right now we're running out of time. APOLLO!
Apollo: *grumbles* What do you want
Me: Do you think you could finish your haikus? Maybe? Please?
Apollo: *brightens* Of course! I will summon the gods!
Athena: Hi
Dionysus: Hi
Aphrodite: Hi
Hera:
Apollo: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Zeus: ...
Hades: I agree with you
Apollo: Hey Hephy where are you?
Hephaestus: Your package has expired I can't be here. You should have bought the deluxe package.
Apollo:
Apollo: *whispers* Good thing I forgot his haiku...
Poseidon: EYYYYY PERCY HOW YA DOING?!
Percy: I'm good!
Artemis: Is Thalia here? Anywhere?
Thalia: Yes, Lady Artemis.
Artemis: Good. Stay by my side so I can protect your ears from...you know.
Ares: I'm not coming, no way.
Me: OOOOOOH! ARE YOU SCARED?!?!
Ares: NO
Me: 'K let's start I forgot the rest of the gods
Apollo: Let's start with another ode to me!
Me: *groans* I swear, he wrote these himself.
Apollo: Being of pure light
Apollo: God of sun, music, haikus
Apollo: And archery too
Hades: Yay
Apollo: ANOTHER ONE FOR...YOU GUESSED IT! ME!
Apollo: Magnificent me
Apollo: Awesome, perfect, and handsome
Apollo: An all in one, how?!
Percy: Yeah, how?!
Apollo: Possy, you're next!
Poseidon: Oh boy. Percy, cover your ears.
Percy: *covers ears with magical watery earplugs or something*
Apollo: Ocean earth-shaker
Apollo: The water guy is jealous
Apollo: Percy is his man
Poseidon:
Apollo: How'd you like it, Possy?
Poseidon: Stop calling me that! And it was....wonderful?
Poseidon: *whispers to Percy* Good thing you didn't hear it, son.
Apollo: Now, I made one for one of our bravest demigods, Perseus Jackson!
Percy: Oh noooooooo
Apollo: Perseus Jackson
Apollo: I can't believe he refused
Apollo: Immortality
Percy: Come on, I refused it for a good reason!
Poseidon: Annabeth, perhaps?
Percy: *blushes*
Percy: I'm going to make my own haiku about me.
Percy: I feel like a cow
Percy: Apollo's, to be exact
Percy: Slow, dumb, and bright red
Me: WOOOOOOOOOOO NICE HAIKU
Apollo: I know, right?! Thanks!
Apollo: This one is for my brave sister, Artemis. She's awesome.
Artemis: *leans in while plugging her ears*
Apollo: Artemis the brave
Apollo: Goddess of the moon and hunt
Apollo: Twin of Apollo
Thalia: Lady Artemis...that was really good, actually.
Artemis: Maybe he actually put some effort into it?
Apollo: Next up is...the goddess of beauty...'Dite!
Aphrodite: I'd tell him to stop calling me that, but I don't want to strain my voice for nothing.
Piper: Yeah, he wouldn't listen.
Apollo: The right beauty queen
Apollo: 'Phrodite ships Percabeth
Apollo: Kind of a hero?
Percy and AnnieBell:
Aphrodite: I AM a hero! I helped them on their quest greatly!
Hera: Isn't Annabeth the blonde one? Daughter of Athena? The one that hates me?
AnnieBell: I think so...
Hera: I thought she'd be here, though.
AnnieBell: *giggles nervously* I haven't seen her here...
Hera: I'll find her soon!
Apollo: Hermy!
Hermione: What
Apollo: Sorry, I meant Hermes, not Hermione.
Hermione: Oh
Apollo: Hermes the mailman
Apollo: Thievery his specialty
Apollo: He delivers mail
Hermes: ...I guess I should be thankful...
Apollo: METER, YOU'RE NEXT!
Demeter: Oh boy -_-
Apollo: Demeter the meter (pretend this has 5)
Apollo: Goddess of growing plant stuff
Apollo: I forgot the rest
Demeter: ...
Vara: *pats Demeter's shoulder* I feel sorry for you.
Apollo: Time for...Theeny!
Zeus: That's MY nickname, POLO!
Apollo: ...sorry?
Athena: Get on with it. It's better to get it over with.
Apollo: Alrighty!
Apollo: Goddess of wisdom
Athena: Yay
Apollo: She can't stand the Percabeth
Annabeth:
Athena:
Apollo: A big teacher's pet!
Athena: HEY!
Hermione: Calm down, mom.
Hermione: Wait....Annabeth...are we like, half sisters?
Annabeth: Hey yeah...
Hera: Wait what? Annie, I thought you were the daughter of Gelos?
Hermione: *snickers as she knows who he/she's the god of*
AnnieBell: *shoots Hermione a look*
AnnieBell: Oh, Hermione is one of my best friends. It's hard to forget that she's not my sister.
Hera: Hmmmm...
Apollo: THE FINAL ONE...IS THE GOD OF WAR....ARES!
Ares: Whoop de doo.
Me: Come on, Ares! Get some spirit! We made an especially awesome poem for you!
Ares: *grumbles*
Apollo: Bloodthirsty baboon
Apollo: Anger management issues
Apollo: I can see you dude
Ares:
Me: *snickers*
Ares: I canNOT believe-
Choir: RHAPSODYYYYYYYYYYY!
Ares: *screams and falls off chair*
Me: *snickers again*
Me: Ares, meet my choir. They're singing 3 songs today, November 5th, 2018. The songs are beautiful. And I have to disappear soon for the concert.
Choir: SING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: Meanwhile, Vara will be substituting.
Vara: *sweats* But....Nothing is fun without you!
Me: Trust me....
Vara: *whispers* That's not the real reason, I don't want to be left alone with Ares.
Me: There's nothing you can do about that...
Choir: Sing to me?
Me: Sure!
Choir and me: Singggggg to meeeeeeeeeeee
Choir and me: Sing to me something of sunlight and bloooooooooom
Me: I'm bored, let's sing rhapsody.
Choir: RHAPSODYYYYYYYY
Me: RHAPSODYYYYYY
Choir and me: RHAPSODYYYYYYY
Choir and me: I am glaaaaad day longgggggg
Me: For the gift of songgggggg
Me: I'm bored again you can go now....it's concert time bye everybody!
Vara: Ummmmmm
Ares: HEY
Apollo: I'd like to be disguised as a mortal to that concert....
Vara: RhaPsODy
Me: I WILL SIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGg.
Me: Bah dah dah duh duh duh duuuuhhhh. *plink*
Me: Before y'all went I just want to know if you're all excited for Flashback
Vara: Well duh!
Me: I meant the KotLC crew. It's pretty obvious everyone else is excited lol.
Sophie: Finally! So we can stop hearing about the stupid Flashback!
Dex: Hey, the Flashback may change your life or something.
Cara: I'm with Dex! And don't be surprised if I rant!
Zara: Hey.....what's happening?
Deedee: I guess we'll find out in Flashback...
Violet: No, I meant right now.
Zoey: Huh?
Chloe: Oh no.....not this again....
ThatBoy: Not what again?
ThatBoy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aaaand...yup! You guessed it! The first quarter quell will be a part two to......
*drumroll please*
SCREEN NAMES!
Hope you'll enjoy it. And I have a little note.
Okay, so last year, I had someone write a message to to their followers through email. This is the message.
Hey guys I need someone who read Nightfall to talk with. WHO here was surprised about the twin Forkle plot twist? and how the escaped prisoner was a girl, Vespera? And WHO here was mad about the Alvar cliffhanger?NIGHTFALL SPOILER don't read this if you havent read nightfall
At the time I was so mad, not just because of the grammar mistakes. Because don't you think you should put a spoiler alert BEFORE the message actually even starts? Maybe that would be helpful?
Not that that keeps me from reading it. So PLEASE don't do something like the message above, maybe ask people of they've read Flashback yet, and if they say yes, THEN maybe rant about it to them?
Because this year, with the "notify all people to their notifs" option, there's no way I can really avoid the spoilers, and I might get it a lot later than most people because I'm not buying it. So yeah.
Other than that, I really hope Flashback is awesome, the cliffhanger isn't as bad as the Nightfall cliffhanger, and that no one dies....
KotLC Crew: HAPPY FLASHBACK!
*cue party mallowmelt, and confetti everywhere*
Sophie: *mutters* She totally didn't make us do this...
Me: *glares*
Fitz: Let her be! It's the day before Flashback!
Me: *relaxes* Yeah. Okay never mind!
Keefe: FLASHBACKS ARE AWESOME! DON'T TRY TO DIE AGAIN, SOPHIE!
Sophie: *blushes like a million times*
Fitz: *growls*
Dex: So have a happy flashback!
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