GUYS GUYS GUYS

OKAY SO MY SISTER'S DORK DIARIES HOLD CAME ABOUT TWO WEEKS AFTER IT WAS RELEASED AND I WAS #21 ON HOLD

WELL THAT TOOK ONLY TWO WEEKS AND I'M #14 ON FLASHBACK

SO IT'LL TAKE LESS THAN TWO WEEKS FOR ME TO GET IT

I MIGHT NOT HAVE TO WAIT 'TILL DECEMBER YESSSSSSSSS

ONLY PROBLEM IS I'M BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY BY MY MOM

OH WELL

I CAN JUST RUN A MILE AWAY FROM THE LIBRARY AND GET IT AND RETURN HOME IN LESS THAN A MINUTE WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING

YEAH THAT'LL BE EASY

I'M KIDDING

I HOPE I'LL BE ABLE TO CONVINCE SOMEONE TO TAKE ME

SO I MIGHT NOT BE DISAPPEARING FROM WP FOR A WHILE IF Y'ALL PROMISE NOT TO TELL ME ANY SPOILERS AND NOT COMMENT HERE ABOUT SPOILERS

OH YEAH SO HAPPY FLASHBACK!!! LESS THAN HOWEVER MANY DAYS TO GO!!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Anyway *takes a deep breath* this should be a really interesting chapter. Warning: This may or may not contain angry gods and goddesses, so happy reading...

Me: *laughs*

Vara: What's so funny?

Me: FLASHBACK IS COMING OUT! OR IT'S PROBABLY ALREADY COME AND I'M LATE IN PUBLISHING THIS CHAPTER WOOOOOOOOOO

Dex: WHAT IS WITH THE FLASHBACK ALREADY

Sophie: I WANNA FIGHT

Vara: (song)

Sophie: TAKE BACK MY LIFE

Vara: (song)

Sophie: PROVE I'M ALRIGHT

Vara: SOOOOOOOOONNNNGGGGGGG

Me: I think that song will most likely describe Flashback. Or Sophie. Plus, Sophie said something similar more or less in the Flashback teasers...

Four: Tris and I really want to know-

Tris: I think I can speak for myself, Four.

Me: Ooooooooh

Sophie: I'm too excited for you to tell about the Flashback to burn you so sorry

Me: You'll probably find out in the next chapter, Sophie. And I won't be having it for a while so yeah.

Me: And I'll sub for you! BUURRRRRN

Vara: It doesn't feel right unless Sophie's doing the burn...

Sophie: Fine but there's no emotion in it

Sophie: Burn

Everyone: YAYYYYYYYYYYY

Percy: Okay so why is the chat name Apollo's Haikus (starring the gods)?

Vara: Wait...what? When you add the titles to the chapter it's also in the group names?

Me: I....never knew that...heh heh....*freaks out*

Vara: Greebean, find out a way to disable that, quick. Especially because the next chapter is going to be the quarter quell chapter! I CAN'T WAIT FOR-

Me: Vara...

Katniss: Um so...is Apollo going to be here?

Apollo: YUP!

Everyone: AAAHHHHHHHH

Apollo: Sorry. You're all very lucky I agreed to come here, today. I'm VERY busy, you know.

Everyone: ...

Percy: Leo...activate!

Leo: *activating god-proof shield again*

Annabeth: WHY did you INVITE him here?!!

Me: I didn't invite him! I just said he was starred here and then...

Annabeth: 🤦‍♀️

Me: Well, for THAT Annabeth, you're going to have to suffer through, not ONE, not TWO, not THREE, not-

Annabeth: Four?

Four: What

Me: NOPE! MORE THAN 12 HAIKUS ABOUT THE 12 OLYMPIANS OF OLYMPUS! *cackles wildly* AND LIKE 5 OF THEM ARE ABOUT HOW PERFECT APOLLO IS! (He wrote this by himself, jsyk.)

Annabeth: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😫😫😫😫😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😖😖😖😖🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Me: AND THEY'RE TERRIBLE MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

Annabeth: *CRIES*

Me: Apollo and I made them extra terrible with a side of cringy just for you!!! :D Or was it extra cringy with a side of terrible? I forgot.

Annabeth: WHY

Me: Yeah you kinda deserved it because of your crabbyness. You probably want to apologize to Lily, you were really crabby to her. And you have to be nice to Hermione, then I'll let the haikus get a BIT better.

Annabeth: I'M SORRY LILY!!! I'M SO VERY SORRY!!! PLEASE EXCEPT-

Me: *accept

Me: Lol the daughter of Athena is bad at spelling

Annabeth: MY SORRIES!!! I WON'T EVER BE CRABBY TO YOU AGAIN!

Me: Yeah I'm sure she accepted it. Let's move on.

Vara: WHAT WHY I LIKED IT WHEN THEY WERE ENEMIES I DON'T WANT THEM TO BE BFFs!!!

Me: I thought you were Jace for a second....

Jace: HEY THAT'S MORTALLY OFFENDING TO ME

Sophie: BURN

Me: *sarcasm* Oh, it looks like Sophie's emotion and pre-Flashbackness is back.

Sophie: YUP!

Vara: Wait, how did you all slip under the god-proof shield?!

Leo: I let them.

Me: ELLO

Leo: HELLO TO YOU TOO!!!

Me: I meant to say Leo not Ello

Leo: Well...a hello is still nice!

Vara: GUYS APOLLO IS GETTING SUSPICIOUS

Leo: IMMA DE-ACTIVATE THE GOD-PROOF SHIELD, PEOPLE!

Leo: *de-activating god-proof shield*

Apollo: Shall I call the rest of the gods to listen to the haikus I wrote about them?

Me: Oh no.....

Everyone other than Annabeth and me: Sure...

Me: Ummm I guess I should be happy that I'm getting professional reads now?

Apollo: *summoning*

Zeus: Why am I here

Clary: Hey Zeus-Man you're like me!

Zeus: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY RUNE GIRL?! THERE IS NO ONE LIKE ME. EVER.

Jace: Lightning Dude stop scaring my girlfriend

Clary: JACE STOP

Zeus: 😡😡😡😡

Zeus: I'll let go for now. Hurry up, though.

Hera: What in the world? I've got better places to be, but...IT'S LOCKED I CAN'T GET OUT

Hera: IS PIPER HERE

Me: *whispers* When you see a god freaking out...you know it's the end of the world

AnnieBell: No she's not

Hera: *squints* Who are you?

AnnieBell: My name is Annie. Dex and I totally didn't work together to change my name.

Vara: Very subtle, Ann-ieBell...

Hera: Interesting. If that Daughter of Athena is here, I shall get revenge.

AnnieBell: I don't think she's here...I'm a daughter of...Gelos! So um...

Me: JELLOOOOOOOS

Vara: NICO DI AN-.....

Vara and me: JELLLLOOOOOOOOOOO

Athena: I can sense my- *notices AnnieBell* never mind, other than Hermione and Greenbean, there are no daughters of me here. (That sounds weird but still...you get the point)

Ares: WHAT THE BLANK IS THIS

Me: JAAAAACE YOUR DAD IS HERE (Actually, which god/goddess do you see him as the child of?)

Ares: *squints at Jace* What is this scrawny little piece of-

Jace: TAKE THAT BACK YOU-

Me: OKAY STOP. JUST STOP.

Jace: LITTLE PIECE OF BLANK THAT IS CALLING ME SCRAWNY-

Me: STOP STOP STOP! WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!

Ares: *sneers* You dare flip me, a god, into the air?

Me: Yeah you sound like Apollo but ruder

*The following are featuring insults a mean person named Bella said last year to me but paraphrased and my responses, don't worry, she's a lot nicer this year*

Ares: You're mean

Me: I don't care

Ares: You're dumb

Me: I'm a DAUGHTER of ATHENA! Being dumb is impossible!

Ares: You're green

Me: No, I'm blue!

Ares: You're a teacher's pet!

Me: Must be why I get good grades...

Ares: You're a freak with that roll-arms thingy you can do.

Me: Well, if I get handcuffed, I can break through them easily. WHILE YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!

Ares: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! You're evil!

Me: Vara and I are going to take over the world some day!

Vara: Say what?

Me: What? And Vara, I know you want to hurl insults but I have a great plan afterward that has nothing to do with this conversation, so he'll get revenge :)

Ares:

Ares: You're a meanie

Me: Huh, I expected no better from the god of meanness. *also known as Bella last year; though she's probably rudeness*

Ares: You're ugly

Me: Am I looking into a mirror right now?

Ares: You're-Wait what

Me: *grins* You're dumb enough to not realize what I just said in an INSTANT! Take that!

Ares: *growls*

Ares:

Ares: *smirks*

Ares: I hate all your fandoms. They're trash. This book is, too. And the readers who're reading it are trash.

Me: *gets red like Apollo's cow*

Me: *gets a huge cannon from nowhere (courtesy of Vara)*

Me: Say that AGAIN

Ares: I hate-

*Atomic/nuclear bomb goes BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Ares: ZJKFNKSAJODSNKSFOKFWOJJNKEFIJWFJODQOJSCKNCJODAOJNJSCNWDJNJWDJKDWJKWDJKDWNKKDWJODJOWERJIWRIJWEJOIOEWKODWOKFOSMDJFOSJODWJODWJODWJODWIOWERFWJUOJRFWIOWRJFIOIOWFWRJIOFJIORF

*due to unfortunate circumstances, the author cannot mention what he said. Ares is now in the Mental Mount Olympus Hospital Which is Only Used for Mental Gods Who Like to Get in Fights Often, Also Known as Hospital Of Ares

Me: I am not responsible for a stupid god being stupid, sorry.

Ares: *death glare*

Me: What's that? You want some mallowmelt?

Ares: *eyes go wide*

Me: Oh, did you want some? Sorry, I ate it all. *eats it and smacks on it, Keefe-style*

Me: SORRY! I AM NOT LIABLE FOR ANGRY GOD INSURANCE EITHER!

Ares: *glares on fire*

Me: YEAHHHHH WOOOHOOOOO GO VARA AND FANGIRL READERS WHO ARE READING THIS! Y'ALL ARE AWESOME!

Vara: I just conjured up a cannon for you...

Me: And the readers filled the cannon with a deadly cannon blast thingy! Thanks readers! You're all my friends!

*anyway...*

Hephaestus: What is this piece of trash I could improve it in an instant

Dex: Hey! You're the guy that the host was saying I was the son of!

Hephaestus: *looks closer* Yep, you're definitely my son!

Leo: Hey dude! You're my brother! Awesome!

Hermes: Hey Keefe I think you're my dude

Keefe: Umm okay

Poseidon: No I think he's mine

Poseidon: Oh no I think Linh is mine

Linh: This is really weird

Percy: Siblings forever, Linh!!

Linh: Yeah!

Tam: Back up, Water Dude. I'm her twin.

Me: Tam it's pretty obvious you're a Hades son

Hades: Yeah shadows and stuff is my department

Me: I'd say bad grammar but you can't really insult a god...unless it's Ares...

Ares: I HEARD THAT!

Me: Too bad, you can't do anything about it! *dances really crazily and sticks tongue out*

Ares: *growls*

Tam: SO LINH'S NOT MY SISTER?! 😯

Tam: I'm freaking out

Linh: His definition of freaking out is sitting in a corner staying still and making shadows move crazily

Vara: They need a better freaking out emoji...

Me: It's possible that Tam's your brother because Poseidon and Hades are related in some way idk

Tam: Like that's so much better

Vara: You're still twins...it's not like you have to believe in this stuff, it's just for fun...

Vara: I seem to be using a lot of ellipses recently...

Apollo: HEY GUYS COME BACK NOW! IT'S TIME FOR THE HAIKU SHOW!

Everyone: *groans*

Apollo: Featuring.....me! And my amazing haikus!

Me: *coughs*

Apollo: Oh yeah! Like, .00000000000000000000000001% of the haikus were written by that Green Asparagus person over there. The remaining credit is to me.

Me: *sighs* Well it's better than Gordon...

Vara: *elbows Greenbean*

Apollo: First haiku goes to my dedicated father...Zeus!

Zeus: *waves at the crows-thanks autocorrect. *crowd*

Me: Yeah we're all crows here, autocorrect.

Apollo: Thank you ladies!

Me: *snorts* Dex, put a shield up between him and the crowd. He'll need it...

Keefe: Are his haikus really that bad?

Apollo: *ahem*

Apollo: Actually, let's start with one about me because I'm awesome!

Crowd: 

Apollo: Once upon a time

Apollo: The brilliant god, Apollo

Apollo: Awesome and handsome

*crickets chirping*

Apollo: Another one then!

Apollo: Ode to Apollo

Apollo: The sun in my life, and stuff

Apollo: I am so so proud!

Everyone: *claps unenthusiastically*

Keefe: ...never mind.

Apollo: NOW Zeus, Ruler of the Heavens and a devoted father!

Apollo: Zeus the (punishing)

Apollo: He sent me to serve 3 times

Apollo: He is so unfair

Zeus: ...

Hades: GOOOOOO APOLLOOOOOOOO!

Hera: Apollo....oh no.

Apollo: Another one about Zeus!

Zeus: PLEASE DON'T

Vara: Whoa he's saying please

Apollo: Zeus the lightning man

Zeus: I'm doomed

Apollo: He is ruler of heavens

Hera: Yes you are, Zeus honey

Apollo: And not that nice 👍 (pretend this has 5?)

Me: Um you probably want to go to the next one....

Apollo: Hera's next!

Hera: Oh no.

Annabe-I mean, AnnieBell: Oh yes!

Hera: Excuse me?

AnnieBell: Oh my friend is named Hera too and she's here somewhere...and she is really looking up to you but she thinks Apollo's good?

Hera: Oh! She looks up to me! That's amazing! Not many people are nice to me, you know. *flips hair* What was your name again?

AnnieBell: Annie.

Hera: We should be friends sometime! Your friend Hera, too of course.

AnnieBell: Ummmm sure! I don't think she's here right now but-oh! Look at the time! Your haiku is starting! I wish you luck! *disappears with her Yankees cap*

Hera: Oh no....

Apollo: Hera the (Morgan)stern (pretend this has 5)

Hera: *LE GASP*

Clary: Wait...

Apollo: The peacock and a red cow

Hera: MY COWS ARE NOT RED

Apollo: Dishonor on cows

Hera: HOW DARE HE?!?!

Zeus: Honey, it's fine. He's making it up...I hope...I really hope...

Harry: *snickers* This is getting funnier and funnier.

Peeta: Actually, more like cringier and cringier.

Hermione: I agree with Peeta

AnnieBell: And I agree with Hermione!

Hermione: *looks at Annabeth weirdly*

Annabeth: Uh....do you wanna be friends?

Vara: *pushes through crowd* NO NO NO! THIS MAY NOT HAPPEN! STOP STOP STOP!

Vara: *conjures wand* WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!

*Hermione and AnnieBell float into the air*

AnnieBell: THE ONE TIME I OFFER TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU, YOU LEVIOSA ME?!?!

Hermione: IT'S LEVIOOOOOOSA, NOT LEVIOSAAAAAAAAAAR!

Vara: *exhales* Better.

Apollo: Time for m'buddy Lion!

Dionysus: This is going to suck really bad, Grace Stevens.

Me: Is it sheer karma I ended up next to you?

Dionysus: Nope. Now prepare for some cringe.

Apollo: Dionysus, weird

Dionysus: BOOOO

Apollo: He calls me Polly Parrot

Dionysus: DOUBLE BOO

Me: Stop! Just let him finish and THEN say boo to him!

Apollo: He says names WRONG WRONG (Sorry I couldn't think of anything better)

Dionysus: INFINITY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Apollo: And here is one I made up on the spot!

Dionysus: NOOOOO BOOOOOOOOO

Apollo: Dionysus stop

Apollo: Unless you want some music

Apollo: It is la screechy

Dionysus: *stops booing*

Me: Anything's better than his music....plus that was actually a better haiku than normal

Dionysus: *glares*

Me: Sorry.

Apollo: And I have way more!

Audience: *groans*

Apollo: Oh no! I have to take care of my special musical parrot! I'll be back soon!

Audience: *wait until he is gone*

Audience: YESSSSSSSSSS *claps wildly*

Apollo: *listens* I must have made some awesome haikus!

Me: STOP STOP STOP!

Me: Okay first, there WILL be a part two, so the gods will have to come here again.

Aphrodite: Why

Me: You'll see!!!!

Me: So yeah have a great day everyone!

A/N: Yay! A part two of bad haikus!

So I most likely won't finish the part two before Flashback comes out, and I also have to work on the Quarter Quell Chapter, which, based on the votes...will be a part two to....SCREEN NAMES!

*cue applause*

Aaaaaaand....I just realized this is chapter 23, not 24. Very helpful to me. And I already wrote like half of the Quarter Quell Chapter XD 

Then I guess the next chapter will be a part two to Apollo's Haikus....I really hope I get it out in time before Flashback comes, although I'd have to write REALLY quickly. So bear with me for grammar mistakes. (Although I did write the above chapter in a day...)

Thanks for reading. Despite what Ares said, you're all awesome! All the time! Definitely! I don't even have to write a haiku on how awesome y'all are. (Unless you actually want one...) Have a great day, and I hope you have an awesome time reading Flashback. Unless I get the chapter out before Flashback. Good luck on the cliffhanger, and I hope no one dies!

-Sticky