If you ever have a bad day, remember. . .

-You aren't being hunted by human-lupine hybrids who want to bring you to The School

-You don't have to kill an old, noseless dude and his minions

-You don't have to kill children for entertainment

-You aren't competing for the princes hand in marriage

-Your best mundane friend didn't turn into a vampire

-You didn't start the apocalypse with a nose bleed