Jayfeather: *Sitting on cliff with Stick*The sunset is pretty :) 

Stick:.......... (Jay? I-I need to tell you something)

Sparkspirit: WOAH!!! SOMEONE CAN CALL YOU JAY AND YOU WON'T KILL THEM!?!?!?

Jayfeather: *Stiffens but ignores* What Stick? WHAT!?!?

Stick:.......................... (Umm welll, I-I'm pregnant with your kits..)

Jayfeather: Really!?!? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA BE A DADA! I'M GONNA BE A DADA!!

Later......

Jayfeather: HEY EVERYONE I'M GONNA BE A DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Lionblaze: Wow Jay, you haven't been this happy since you had that catmint crave...

Sparkspirit: I haven't heard anything about this catmint crave! *Has very hurt look on face.*

Loinblaze: I'll tell ya about it sometime!

*Fast forwards time afther Stick gave birth*

Jayfeather: Oh Stick, ourkits are beautiful!

3 black stick cats= kits

Stick:................ (Yes, they are)

Jayfeather: Let's name them Stickkit, Jaykit, and Meowkit!

Meowkit: Meow?

So, guys, how'd you like it? I was chillin' in my room and came up with this therory: When Jayfeather and Stick have kits they would have, STICK KITS!!!!!!! Am I NOT ingenious!?!?

                              ~Sparky