Basically the basic reactions, except... you'll see.

First the ones with HamHam.

=-Hamliza-=
Alexander: Yes, I mean, we're married.
Eliza: Exactly.

=-Hamburr-=
Alexander and Aaron: *holding guns to each other's heads*
Alexander: What was the question?

=-Jamilton-=
Thomas: *rapidly screaming his entire vocabulary of curse words*
Alexander: Oh no you don't! *more rapidly screaming his vocabulary of curse words*

=-Hamburry-=
Alexander: What the-
Alexander: Why-
Samuel: BRITAIN IS AMAZING!
Alexander: *shoots him in the mouth*
Alexander: Oops.

=-Hamgelica-=
Angelica: I gave up my happiness.
Alexander: Oh no.
Angelica: I gave everything up for my sister.
Alexander: Here we go...
Angelica: AND YOU DARE. ASK. THIS.

=-Hamlaf-=
Alexander: What?!
Lafayette: What?!

=-Madilton-=
Alexander: Eww.
James: What.
James: The.

=-Whamilton-=
George: But he's my son.
Alexander: i'M nOt YoUR sOn.
All the Revolutionary War soldiers: Wait, what?
Alexander: WHAT!?

=-Lams-=
Alexander: John is my best friend, my brains, and my instinct control.
John: *runs into a wall*
Alexander: Like I said. Instinct control.

Schuyler ships!

=-Burrgelica-=
*sounds of punching and slapping in the distance*
Angelica: *drags in Aaron's unconscious body*
Angelica: You were saying?
Aaron: *doesn't respond because he is unconscious*
Angelica: That's what I thought.

=-Jeggy-=
John and Peggy: *quickly move away from each other*
John: We weren't kissing, what are you talking about?
Peggy: *facepalm*

=-Laurgelica-=
John: ??
Angelica: WHO SHIPS THIS!?

=-Margelica-=
Angelica: ALL RIGHT, I'M DONE!
Angelica: *rips through the fourth wall and murders author*
:-Technical difficulties, please stand by as the author tries to find an Internet connection in the afterlife-:
Maria: I think that I'm going to throw up.

=-Marliza-=
Eliza: *just leaves*
Maria:...

=-Meggy-=
Maria: Why am I shipped with all three Schuyler sisters?
Peggy: If only we knew...

That's all for today!