Harry Has Anger Issues #2
Peeta: Okay. Let's play a game. You have to do an impression of anyone in this room, and everyone else has to guess it.
Harry: Ooh! Me! Can I go first?
Peeta: Okay.
Harry: *picks up a spider* Aah! Argh! Help! Help!
Ron: That's not what I'm like!
Harry: Then how did you guess it so fast?
Ron: Er...
Harry: Exactly!
Ron: But-
Harry: I had to kill the man who murdered SO many people! And you're scared of a tiny spider?!
Ron: I never-
Harry: Shush!
Henry: Harry-
Harry: Shut up!
Percy: *points to his head* Harry, are you sure you're okay-
Harry: I SAID SHUT UP!!! *steam comes out of his ears*
Percy: ...
Peeta: Ooh, he's mad!
Ron: I have to go to the bathroom.
Peeta: ...
Ron: *comes back with red contact lenses and white hands* Haaarrry Pottter... *talks like Voldemort*
Harry: *runs away screaming*
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