This is a random parody I made in sixth grade that I found in my google docs. It's basically my proclamation of love to candy. Get ready to cringe

Royals ~ Lorde

{ Me to candy }

I've eaten more candy than you'll ever see
My life revolves around those sweets
In reality
It has become a survival need
I'll sneak into town
Ransack the candy

Yeah every story's like
Princess meets her super-hot boyfriend
Marriage, children, what a happy The-End
We don't care
We're stuffing our face with gummy bears

'Cause they should go more like
Eating candy, watching TV
some is sour and some is sweet
For that we care
We're stuffing our face with gummy bears

Because when I become royal (royal)
Life will be filled with candy
You'll see me climbing candy trees
I'll be as happy as can be

Yeah when I am your ruler (ruler)
I will be the candy queen
'Cause baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)

Let me live this candy dream

Ooh
Ooh ooh
Ooh
Let me live this candy dream