Misfits One Shot

"How did you afford a case of beer when you that broke that you're stowing yourself away in a community centre?" Nathan smirked as he propped himself onto the pool table with his bag of goodies in his hand. "And I know there isn't just beer in there."

"You don't have to afford anything when you steal... god, I thought everybody knew that. Looks like school smarts don't get you everywhere in life, huh." He reached his hand deeply into the blue and white striped carrier bag with his eyes closed and the tip of his tongue protruding upwards from his mouth. "Here we go!" He pulled out a miniature bottle of vodka and happily tossed it your way.

"Nathan! You're on probation what would possibly drive you to go and shoplift?! Alcohol of all things as well, do you know how stupid that is?!" Nathan shrugged, of course he knew how stupid it was but had that ever stopped him before.

"What would drive you blah blah blah. Why do you think I stole alcohol, I am in severe need of a good piss up and I don't think the British Heart Foundation is too worried about giving grey goose out to in need pissheads like myself. Besides, you aren't exactly holding back on drinking it so don't complain!" He pulled out a second bottle as you spun the lid from the top of yours.

"Come on then, what else did you get?" He quickly downed the small bottle of liquor and tossed the bottle off onto the floor.

"Ah you know, just the usual stuff." He emptied the bag onto the table. "I got a six pack, something light to get us started... a few more miniatures. Before I carry on, please tell me your opinion on the fine British delicacy of cheese and onion crisps?"

"Not my favourite." You threw your bottle to his.

"Well that's good isn't it, the under stocked shithole of a shop I went to didn't fucking have any. Some idiot left a whole bottle of whiskey just sitting unattended on the shelf so I helped myself to that and of course a pack of ribbed, strawberry flavoured condoms." He smiled proudly.

"Woah, I said I would come back here for a drink, don't know what you were thinking of getting condoms for..."

"Always good to have some on hand, besides, I didn't hear a hard no there. Give it a few drinks I'm sure we can figure something out."

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Written by Aaron.