Hi, PixieHero again. This one is Doctor Who and Hunger Games, sorta. Its the Seventh Doctor, Bessie the Car, and Hunger Games in the clothing sense.

A group of friends and I were walking down the street in downtown Cardiff. We were about to cross the road when a bright yellow car came screeching around the corner. It was Bessie! Driving Bessie was the Seventh Doctor, though you could hardly call it driving. He was using his umbrella to battle some attack gnomes that were trying to take over Bessie. And, you know, probably take over the world, too.

They flew around the corner, gnomes flying off the back of the car. I looked at my friends, and we all ran to follow Bessie.

We lost sight of them at an outdoor stage of sorts. There appeared to be a show happening soon, so we decided to wait and watch. We were going to sit down in the audience when a guy from the production came over to me. He told me that I was supposed to be in the ballet performance and took me backstage to put on the ballet costume.

The costume was bright red and super uncomfortable. The skirt part was parallel to the ground and the top had some huge random thing threatening to poke me in the face if I moved too much. The only possible way to describe it was Hunger Games fashion meets ballet.

I went on stage, somehow knowing what I was supposed to do, but the costume made it really hard to do all the moves. I couldn't raise my arms all the way up and my legs would only go so high until I hit the ridiculous skirt.

I made it about halfway through the performance until I rage quit, jumping off the stage and running down the road. I turned a corner and there was the Doctor and Bessie, with no gnomes in sight.