How the deal in BOTFA should have gone
I apologize in advance for the language in this, but this was too funny not to do.
It's BOTFA where Thrandy has the Arkenstone and wants treasure in return and Thorin refuses to give the money. Prepare for sassy and hilarious Thrandy.
Thorin: We will not give any of the gold to you!
Thrandy: We have something that you want. *holds up Arkenstone* The arkenstone for everyone's fair share of money.
Thorin: THIEVES! TRAITORRRRRRRRRSSS
Bard: come on man! You'll still have like three trillion or something.
Thorin: -_- Nope. We'll steal it with the help of our burglar! :D
Bilbo: um.... *coughs awkwardly* yeah about that.....
Thrandy: WHAT! SKENIFNEOSNDISKSJD *flails arms and finally calms down* Okay I need a backup plan *drags Bard*
Five minutes later Thrandy is back on his elk with a cloak covering his entire body.
Thrandy: HIT IT LAKE BOY! *tosses stereo to Bard*
Bard: *smashes with his face which causes the music to play.*
Thrandy: *moves cloak revealing glitter and sunglasses Thrandy* *prances sassily on elk* YAYO YAYO! MOO LA LAH! YAYO! 🎵
Bard: this is your backup plan???
Thrandy: B!tch better have my money! Y'all should know me well enough! B!tch better have my money! Please don't call me on my bluff. PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE MEH!🎵
Bard: -_- this is why you aren't the group leader ...
Thrandy: Hold up, my money! YO MY MONEH! B!tch Better have my MONEH!🎵 *sassy hair flip*
Thorin:...
Bard: ANYWAYS will you have peace? Or will you have war?
Thorin: I WILL HAVE WARRRRR
The end. XD
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