Failure: Ah Red it appears u want to challenge me.
Red: Were you just standing in the spotlight menacingly Failure?
Failure: My name's not Failure it's Blue Oak!
Red: Yeah right Failure.
Failure: Let's just start the match.
Failure: I choose u Mimikyu
Red: *Chose Raichu*
Red: Raichu use thunderbolt.
Red: That should Crit.
(Mimikyu disguise)
Red: Nani!
Failure: My Mimikyu has the ability disguise which allows it to intercept your 1st attack.
Red: Okay then Raichu use thunderbolt once more.
Mimikyu on 1 hp.
Red: Finally!
Failure uses a full restore on Mimikyu.

99 sad attempts later:) (I'm surprised Red's Raichu still has enough pp)

Red: Will u ever give up?
Failure: Never!
Red: See this is why I call u Failure.

Raichu thunderbolts Mimikyu.
A critical hit.

Red: Yes!

Mimikyu is hanging on it's focus sash:)