Strange Saxons.

True or False if a Saxon farmer wanted his crops to grow he would do the following.

Charm the ground to perform a land ceremonies charm. A blessing to make the ground fertile.

Step 1. Dig a hole in every corner of your field.

Step 2. Take a sample of every grass, herb and leaf growing within the field, and mix it with milk from every cow in your herd.

Step 3. Add honey to the mix from every bee in your hive.

Step 4. Mix that with holy water and pour the mixture into the holes, whilst singing an incantation, and then the Lord's prayer.

Step 5. Take the dug up clumps of earth to the church.

Step 6. Get the priest to sing Mass to each one of them.

Step 7. Take four crucifixes, write Matthew, Mark, Luke, John on them.

Step 8. Place them into the holes and shout, Grow! Nine times.

Step 9. Say the Lord's prayer again. Turn east, bow. Say another prayer.

Step 10. Turn around three times, lie on the ground, do a chant.

Step 11. Stand up. Bless the plough, bless the seed, dig a furrow.

Step 12. Bake a cake, bless the cake, bury the cake.

Bingo, now your field is fertile.

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