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jhoe: "I don't know what's tighter: our jeans or our friendship."

These pictures bring back so many memories, lmao ngl it was probably the most awkward moment of my life. It was that period when I had JUST begun going out with Jimin, and the day you actually met Namjoon for the first time. That weird kiss just sorta killed the shyness between us forever I guess, didn't it? Coz I don't think we talked about anything else for the next few days lol. Namjoon hated me for months for it, and Jimin gave me the time of hell for 'cheating' on him right in front of him. But honestly, I'm glad that we ended up smooching for the cameras, because I ended up making a best friend as amazing as you. Love you, Worldwide Uglie

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suckchin: watch who you're calling Worldwide Uglie, you horse😡. and no im not sorry. jk u thot hottie, HOW COULD YOU REMIND ME OF MY FIRST GUY KISS kjlsalsasd! it was so awkward and we were both so disgusted like WTF😵🤢

parkchimney: I was RIGHT THERE, pricks😠

dancemonster: @parkchimney we date cheaters.😔

vantae: omg you guys HOBI HYUNG this was so cute😍!!! ahhhhh lol Namjoon hyung and Chim STOB being dramatic hoes and chill da fuq up😂

babymochi: guys look at Jimin's face in those pictures im actually DYING he looks so angry and disgusted!! jksdsdhjdjhkadsjhkdjshkd KILL ME KILL ME NOW🤣

ihatesnakeu: @babymochi DUDE I JUST SAW THAT AND IM CRUING THAT POORMOCHIndsjsakdkdhdk😆

goldenmaknae: ya'll this is probably the best shit I saw when I wake up🤪 #grateful #happytobealive  

silvermaknae: Hobi hyungie looks so fucking disgusted lmao hahah this is such goals😁

namtiddies: this is so sweet guys, but PARK JIMIN's face had me yeet myself out of my own car window😂

suckchin: @jhoe hey why do you look so disgusted? do my lips not taste good, huh? HUHHHHH?😡😤

jhoe: it was weird, bro! my boyfriend was right there and im not attracted to you like that, so yeah I was not too happy. 🤷🏻

suckchin: this hurts my inflated ego😢

parkchimney: hyung, why DONT you look disgusted to kiss MY boyfriend? you should be!🤬

jhoe: @parkchimney now im offended, bye jimin we're DONE😡

parkchimney: SHITTTTT i phrased that wrong😱 !!!!! HOBI COME BACK YOUR LIPS TASTE LIKE THE SWEETEST FRUIT😫

jacksonwanger: like a banana?😏

jyparkinglot: OH Jackson you perv, ofc its a banana🤯

vantae: guys, you won't believe what happened omg😂. so this is for all the fans who are dying to know what's happening in our dorms now. the gayYP gang, and BTS hyungs xept Yoongi hyung and us had a sleepover last night😆. And now Hobi hyung got so offended by Jimin's comment that  he actually ran out of Jimin's and his bedroom and went to Namjoon and Jin hyung's bedroom and pulled Jin hyung by the neck and kissed him to see if jin thought his lips didn't taste good sjhksksjkkja WE'RE ALL DYING HERE😂🤣😂🤣

stillchewy: I'll finish for Tae. And so Hobi oppa kissed Jin Oppa in front of everyone and and Jin Oppa just.. Just and FUCK I CANT STOP LAUGHING😂

vantae: @stillchewy I'll finish for you, love.😘😆

vantae: im actually crying, the first thing Jin says is not even to get away from him or anything sssjkdhjk he goes:😂

vantae: "YOUR MOUTH TASTES LIKE CUM!"🤣😂😆

stillchewy: DED 😝

2seok: jhkdskjadkdkhjs WHAT THE FUCK😆

jhoe: THAT'S BECAUSE I WAS BLOWING JIMIN RIGHT BEFORE, YOU IDIOTS😤

suckchin: I TASTED JIMIN's ORGASM LIQUID? BRING ME BLEACH I NEED BLEACH🤯🥵😱🤮

doubleb: JIMIN HAS ACTUALLY FAINTED OMFG🤣

marktwat: Namjoon looks so fucking terrified omg🤪

goldenmaknae: oh shittttttttt, this is going down in the history books😜

jaebumhole: good news, Jimin's alive. Bad news, Namjoon is NOT😂

kimcondom: I'll take Hoseok and Namjoon back to their dorms. come on, guys🤐

jacksonwanger: when did you get here Heechul hyung?😶

momochul: @jacksonwanger we were in the guest room the whole time lol😉

agustd: you guys are coming home now? well shit im fucked😰

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Yoongi panicked.

Chungha was sleeping peacefully next to him, his arm wrapped around her protectively. He couldn't help but admire his beautiful girlfriend as the morning light shone on her face, making it glow even more. 

Fuck! It was NOT the time to think of these things!

The guys would be home soon and Yoongi was not ready for them to meet his girlfriend. They would probably make some snide comment in their loyalty to Taehyung, and he didn't want to see her hurt. He cared for her, after all.

"Baby, wake up.." he gently pushed away the stray hairs that covered her cat like eyes. Her eyelids fluttered open lazily as she yawned and stretched, smiling her dazzling smirk at Yoongi who gulped.

Fuck, he could not afford to get hard now.

"Why do you look constipated, Yoongi?" she giggled and winked coyly, getting out of the bed and walking to the bathroom completely naked. Yoongi could only shake his head in a weak 'no' as she closed the door.

"Holy shit, I'm dating that?" he wondered in awe. Damn.

"Yes you are." her lilting voice laughed from the shower, "I heard that, Yoongi!"

"Mind if I join you, babe?" he called, intrigued. Fuck the guys, they would have to meet her anyways, so why put it off? He could never resist her.

He quietly stepped into the bathroom and sneaked up behind her, grabbing her hips tightly as he turned her to face him, kissing her deeply, pressing their wet bodies together as the hot water fogged up the glass walls.

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"Yoongi!" Chungha yelled, laughing. "Do you guys eat anything other than takeout? Your fridge has nothing in it!"

"My friends usually spend time with their boyfriends in their dorms, so they eat there." Yoongi shrugged as he walked upto her, placing a soft kiss to her forehead as she pushed him away playfully, searching for anything with which she could make breakfast with.

They were both tired. And hungry from the night's activities; as expected.

"Okay, do you mind ramyeon for breakfast?" she asked, tossing a cup ramyeon at him as he ginned, nodding. "There's kimchi too!"

"Sounds great, love." Yoongi smiled wide, strutting to the kitchen table and planting himself on a chair as he watched her make him breakfast, wearing one of his old FG shirts and nothing else, but a cute little beanie she had snagged from his nightstand. Fuck, she looked good in his clothes.

"YOONGS? YOU HOME?" a voice came from the door as it banged open to reveal Namjoon and Hobi, led in by a tired looking Heechul.

They stopped in their tracks when they saw their bandmate's girlfriend in their kitchen, laughing at something Yoongi had said. The both of them looked up on hearing the voices from the front door.

"Eyyy Condom!" she yelled happily as Heechul hugged her and laughed at her excitement. "Good to see you too, bitch. Let's catch up later okay?" he bid them all goodbye as he left immediately afterwards.

It grew silent for a bare minute after he left.

"Chungha, isn't it?" Namjoon was the first to step forward, extending his hand for her to shake and she took it daintily, smiling sweetly at him. "I'm Namjoon, and I'm Yoongi's bandmate."

"I'm Hoseok." Hobi stepped forward next, looking a little more apprehensive than Namjoon. "Nice to meet you, Chungha."

"I know you guys." she smiled at them, "I've been following BTS for almost 4 years now."

"Wait, really?" Namjoon grinned at that. "Bet you're Yoongi biased, huh?"

"Actually no, my bias in BTS happens to be Bang PD nim." she answered quickly, making Hoseok laugh, despite of himself. Yoongi smiled at that one; he knew that would rest well with the guys. They liked humour like that.

"Damn!" he grinned at her, "But who's your real bias?"

"Actually it's you, Hoseok." she grinned, her arm around Yoongi as he pouted, "But Yoongi is my bias wrecker, and so is Namjoon. I don't have a least favourite."

Hoseok smirked at that, thinking she was just trying to get into his good books.

"Prove it." he challenged, expecting her to blush and shy away.

But she just smirked at him,

"Give me a beat, Sunshine."

And she shocked them all by giving them a full on live performance of j-hope's Daydream. She knew all the lyrics perfectly, and she killed it, adding her own dance moves to it until they were all singing along with her, all hyped up. Hoseok actually ended up copying her moves, beatboxing as he joined her in his song.

"That was so good!" Hobi admitted, wiping away the sweat that had collected on his brow with his sleeve. "I'm sorry for doubting you."

"And we love your music too, by the way." Namjoon smiled, dimples flashing brightly. "Gotta Go has been on our playlist forever." he laughed as he did the dance for her song, messing up almost immediately.

Hoseok took over, dancing to it perfectly and in the end they ended up singing most of her songs and rapping too. Yoongi couldn't believe his eyes.

She had single handedly managed to convert Namjoon and Hoseok into her number one fans. He watched happily as she tried to teach Namjoon the moves to Gotta Go patiently, Hoseok watching it with an approving nod.

"She's a catch, Yoongi." he came over to where he was sitting and smiled. "I'm sorry we were too hard on you, but we like her. She suits you, hyung."

"It means a lot, coming from you, Hobi." he bowed his head, "I'm sorry for everything."

After Chungha fed them all well with the 'best ramyeon ever made', Yoongi drove her home, after  an animated dance filled goodbye with the other two.

After they left, Namjoon and Hoseok plopped down on the sofa and looked at each other, a hint of something in their eyes.

"She's so nice, Hobi." Namjoon said, wiping his face with his shirt. "I thought she would be a bitch irl, but she's such a sweetheart."

"She isn't a fake, for one." the other agreed, "She wasn't lying about being our fan, and she honestly likes Yoongi. I could tell he liked her too."

"She cooks well, is polite, and kindness seems to radiate from her." he continued, "I like her. She suits Yoongi."

"Maybe this whole #taegi thing ending was good for both Taehyung and Yoongs." Namjoon shrugged, "They are both happy with Tzuyu and Chungha. Both are sweet girls, and maybe it was for the best."

"Maybe."

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fun?

Chungha is a good character, guys don't hate her. She's not evil