(a/n: guys most of you missed ch.14! it was double update day and all of you missed my first update (14) and read (15) only! Please check if you read that one hehe)

March 7th - International Third Wheel Day!

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parkchimney: when that dateless third wheel appears outta nowhere lmaoo. Namjoonie hyung!! come collect your man! @suckchin @dancemonster and my @jhoe .. But we had so much fun we should do this again!!😁

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suckchin: HEY I WAS AN AMAZING THIRD WHEEL😤

jhoe: @suckchin lol hyung you were, but I actually wanted Jiminie for myself. How else am I supposed to get that bouncy ass on my bed?🤷🏻

parkchimney: @jhoe I don't remember Jin hyung's presence deterring you from manhandling me and literally taking off to your room with me screaming for dear life on your shoulder.✌🏻🤭

jhoe: *awkward laughs*😬

agustd: lol hoseok, @chunghahaha and I literally had to leave the dorm because you were too loud in your claiming and owning of the 'holy jibooty' or whatever you call Park Jimin's supple arse😵

suckchin: @chunghahaha it was fun hanging out with you today though, Chan. Let's all meet up for drinks soon.🤩

chunghahaha: lol yes Jin-sshi it would be great to go out later☺️

agustd: @chunghahaha but for NOWWWW,,,,,, you better get your ass back into my room, babygirl😉

suckchin: why do I feel so single? @dancemonster WHERE ARE YOU😭

dancemonster: @suckchin baby, wanna go on a date today?😀 I just finished up with the comeback work and I'm free in like an hour. I thought maybe we could go for a romantic walk through the pretty streets and then come back to my place for Netflix and chill.😉

suckchin: EMPHASIS ON CHILLL😳 omfg @goldenmaknae @vantae @parkchimney don't expect me for dinner im coming home only tomorrow. THIS BITCH IS GETTING LAAAAIIIIIIIIIIDDDDD😭

dancemonster: what do you mean laid? I actually bought all the seasons of Man vs Wild with @beargryllsunbaenim for you coz you wanted to watch it for so fucking long🤔

suckchin: a bitch could hope for a monster up his ass, but imma have to settle for a plug.✊🏻

dancemonster: MAN VS WILD WHO? HOE U GETTING LAiD TONIGHT😑

suckchin: boys, I'll see ya'll tomorrow! JOONIEPIE IM COMING🥳

dancemonster: already? I promise many many more tonight😏

vantae: lol okay Jin hyung, I won't be there anyways haha! Date night for me too!😊😉

stillchewy: since it's third wheel day, @jihyoparkinglot will be there with us too Tae, so no funny business😆

vantae: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😩😫

vantae: YOU BITCh😠 @jihyoparkinglot WHERE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND? go with him pls I need my baby to myself🥺

jihyoparkinglot: sorry taebear, but u gonna have to date the both of us tonight🤷🏻

stillchewy: @vantae you're okay with it right, baby?😘😌

vantae: *sighs* fine I'll take you both out for dinner, my bootiful girlfriend(s)😊

kangdanyell: @vantae I'll be watching you😡

beargryllsunbaenim: but no one will be watching Man vs Wild😢

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In the Bangtan Dorms

"Hyung, you met Yoongi hyung's girlfriend?" Taehyung looked up from his phone as Seokjin bustled around, getting ready for his date with Namjoon. 

Jin looked straight into the younger boy's eyes and nodded. "I honestly didn't know she was there though, I just happened to run into her when I was waiting for Jimin and Hoseokie to finish doing the deed."

"And?" Tae nudged, urging him to give him more details. "What's she like?"

"I thought she would be a bitch, but in just one hour, I learnt that she's an amazing woman." the older man replied honestly. "She adores Yoongi, and Yoongi cares a lot for her too, as far as I could see."

"She's charming, fun and even Hoseok loves her to death." he continued, "I approve of her, just as much as I approve of Tzuyu for you."

Seokjin expected the boy to pout.

Heck, he even expected Tae to throw a hissy fit and accuse him of betraying him and befriending his nemesis.

But Kim Taehyung just smiled and let his gaze lower down back to his phone.

"I'm glad he's found someone." he said to no-one, "I'm glad I found my someone too.."

"Are you really?" Jin questioned from the other end of the room. "Are you over him? And does your heart fully belong to Tzu now?"

"Yeah, I think that's it." Taehyung smiled wide, placing a hand on his chest. "I think I might fall in love with her soon, hyung. She brings out the best in me."

"That's good to hear, kiddo." Jin went over and ruffled the raven hair of his little brother in a quick goodbye as he left for his date.

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dancemonster: when that dateless third wheel appears out of nowhere lmaooo. Jamless Jim!! come collet your man! @jhoe @parkchimney and my @suckchin .. But we had so much fun, we should do this again!!

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parkchimney: you literally copy-pasted my post's caption like wth😡

parkchimney: ALSO I'M NOT JAMLESS-JIM I'M FULL-OF-JAMS-JIMIN I HAVE ENOUGH JAM TO DROWN YOU ALL ASSES AND STILL HAVE SOME LEFT OVER TO SPreAD oN mY BReaD🤬

parkchimney: DO NOT CALL ME JIM. I AM JIMIN. LIKE JIMOUT. BUT it's JIMIN. PARK JIMIN😡

jhoe: jim, baby don't put ideas into my head. Don't think the thought of spreading your bread with strawberry jam and eating it off you hasn't crossed my mind yet. 😏

parkchimney: STILL! I'M NOT JIM *blushes and dies*😡😳

vantae: NAMJOON HYUNG this is GENIUS!!! why did no one ever think of calling him Jim? it suits him skjhksdjdhj IM ACTUALLY CRUING WTF🤣

goldenmaknae: great pictures hyung lol, you actually had hobi hyung third wheel for ya'll on your romantic walk+netflix and chill date?😆

goldenmaknae: also JIM? I approve. that short bitch looks just like a jim. and he does NOT have any jams, lol the actual THOT😂

goldenmaknae: also Jin hyung in the second pic looks like Mavis is Hotel Transylvania; Namjoon hyung looks like a fucking nerd and Hobi hyung just looks like a third wheel who's gotten a stiff back😅

goldenmaknae: AND JIM IS GOLD!!!😁

parkchimney: I. AM. NOT. JIM.🤬

silvermaknae: jim

jaebumhole: jim x2

hungjae: jim x4

jacksonwanger: jim x6

thejinyoungpark: jim x100

parkchimney: @thejinyoungpark PD NIM????? YOU TOOOOOO??? *triggered*🤯😱

vantae: dudes, PDnim acknowledges Jamless Jim. DAMN🤣

ihatesnakeu: dying inside😂

babymochi: loving this, and the first and third pics are so fucking cute like wtf😩😍😘

jhoe: my poor baby HHSHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH🤣

dancemonster: @ihatesnakeu finally my jokes are taken seriously😌

suckchin: DUDES JYP PDnim LIKES JIM sjhskjahjjdhjhd 😆

thejinyoungpark: Bangtan? I'm thinking of making Park Jimin's stage name Jim.. What are your opinions on it? even the other label members can give ideas, im open to it.🤨

jyparkinglot: Big Jinyoung-ah!! PLEASE DO IT PLEASE😍

gayyp.twicetagram: @thejinyoungpark WE SUPPORT 100%😘

thejinyoungpark: I mean I've always wanted to give Jimin a stage name, he's the only one in Bangtan who is called by his real name. Seokjin - Jin; Jeongguk - Jung Kook; Taehyung - V; and now it can be Jimin - Jim.

goldenmaknae: please please let this not be a dream🥺

vantae: dudes, im actually dying. is this for real?🤯

agustd: ive been lurking, but this is so fucking cool🥶

thejinyoungpark: even SM and BigHit artists love it, so it's decided. Park Jimin's stage name is going to be Jim.

parkchimney: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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heheh pretty eventful chapter huh?

again, please read ch. (14) ... almost 15 people missed it... please check if you've read it already

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